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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
 Posted - 03/26/2003 : 02:14:41
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| Greetings Steve - how is the shagmeister? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 02:22:10
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On top form andy, back to my usual 4-5 day shagfest stamina and feeling rather good.
And how are you fine sir? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 02:29:56
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| Ah, it was the post-coital strains of Cliff I was hearing. The Percenters have had a tough month, and it appears as if we are struggling to beat the woeful number 2 on the March shagometer. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 07:58:58
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Don't abandon hope, Andy--you've still got 5 days!
My sleepy/slutty late-night stunt double was up to no good at 1:00 this morning and we are now only one shag away from the March goal. With planning and perseverance, we may get to again on the 31st. Spring seems to make for wakeful children at night. Whyyy?!?
Glad you're feeling shagtastic again, Steve. Your perverse stamina is the goal to which we all aspire. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 08:05:43
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| Yes, Steve. You are the one solid we, the spaces, lean on - envious. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 08:53:07
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In honor of King Shagfest's recovery, let's conduct an informal little henhouse poll: To the best of your (ancient, enfeebled) recollections, what is your personal best record number of shags in a 24 hour period?
I already bear the stigma of being the ^(.V.)@ girl, so I'm not going first. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 09:56:30
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| Okay, jumping in the way back machine, I would have to say three. I feel pathetic. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 10:05:51
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With the same person I hope!? Maybe this is just a question I would ask. But if the answer is yes - then I would have to say 5 - 6, I can't quite remember. I was leaving to go away to school the next morning. (Funny - I just met that particular girl (now a woman) the other night for the first time in years.) Needless to say we were smiling together the whole time.
If the answer is no - it is only 1.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 10:13:04
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I was answering for the same person, cause otherwise I think we need to start a "Hoochie" thread.
Did you get my email, Brendan? Are you ignoring me?  |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 10:44:58
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I'd say about 5 for an average shagfest day. Don't worry Em its quality not quantity that counts, (but quality and quantity is better ;-) )
Glad to see a little smut in here today! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 10:48:43
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| Yeah, and I am hoping to break that record. That guy kinda sucked, honestly. Oh well. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 11:25:57
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| I think 5 is the total I have managed in 24 hours - not the average! Just imagine that Steveshagfestmeister has the occasional solitary shag. That means to maintain his average shagfest day count he is managing at least 9 on another occasion. My loins ache, and a drowsy numbness pains my testes |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 12:23:39
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Dingdingding! 7! (And yes, with one person--I'm not that degenerate.) It was my 21st birthday, and someone gave me a 19 year-old boy. Lucky me!
We both walked funny for a day or two after that, and I would imagine that 2-3 would be the absolute best we could do now without needing knee and/or hip replacements. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 12:50:01
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Originally posted by BrendanT
With the same person I hope!? Maybe this is just a question I would ask. But if the answer is yes - then I would have to say 5 - 6, I can't quite remember. I was leaving to go away to school the next morning. (Funny - I just met that particular girl (now a woman) the other night for the first time in years.) Needless to say we were smiling together the whole time.
If the answer is no - it is only 1.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go!
Okay, the antihistamines are clogging my brain here, but does this mean that you actually had a 24-hour period that involved more than one person? Do tell.
BTW, sweet story, Bren.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 13:37:57
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| I think he said 'only 1' meaning he didn't have sex with more than one person in the 24 hour period. But I could be wrong. If not, don't mean to cramp your style, Brendan! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 14:33:38
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| Happy 900, babe! |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 15:57:21
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Two people who should get out more, you should go somewhere together.
Joking; well done on the 900! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2003 : 16:31:33
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i'm heading down to the city of...umm..crime, Baltimore, MD, for a weekend with the lovely Miss Broken Face. try not to miss me too much henhousers.
-Brian
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2003 : 02:12:21
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| 7 to beat brian! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2003 : 06:38:30
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Jeeze, I didn't even realize I hit 900. Exciting kick!
But you are still the Postest with the Mostest, Mereubu.  |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2003 : 07:27:50
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| I wonder if the 19 year old was ^ or even ~ after Mereubu's 21st |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2003 : 08:16:05
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Nah, I didn't break him. (Although when I mentioned it to him at dinner last night, he involuntarily shielded his crotch and admitted that it almost killed him. It was more like 12 hours with a few hours of sleep rather than 24.)
OK, now I think we need a poll that makes me look more modest. There an episode of Sex and the City entitled "Are We Sluts" in which the women have to remember how many people they've slept with, total. So, how slutty are we?
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2003 : 08:41:14
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| I can count mine on one hand, and that is all I am sayin. Of course, I am only 26 - so I have time for many more. Hee! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2003 : 09:17:35
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Sixteen years, 2.3 men. (Y'all didn't think that I'd count the bent-membered guest star as a whole man, didja?)
Ah-choo! (Sorry. Damn pollen.) |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2003 : 03:53:44
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| Ehhhh, I'm on two hands - at least if we are counting one-nighters (which I assume we are!) |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2003 : 06:35:06
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| Yes, count em all up, you slut! |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2003 : 00:39:28
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| The answer for both questions is 2. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2003 : 07:54:33
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Hey, Mellzah, how you doin'?
I think I've scared everyone away from the Henhouse. Come back, everybody! I won't ask any more questions! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2003 : 05:58:23
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My answer to both is also 2 but then I am only the tender age of 19 so it aint THAT bad. I have been in the odd position of turning down a one night stand after going back to her place. I rule....hmmm
When I have more time I'll type up my stupid first time story. Im not sure if everyone will be interested but..whatever. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2003 : 07:26:46
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Aw hell, we're interested. We're booooored. :-)
Where is everybody? Hope y'all are enjoying the weekend. Mine has been full of sunshine and beer and mexican food (though not all at once--damned dry county!) I'm not ready to go back to school tomorrow. Waah.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2003 : 12:16:56
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1000 posts already. If you were shagging at the same rate you would be accomplishing seven per 12 hour block. How unlikely is that?
Congrats (.v.)@~ |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2003 : 21:41:24
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| This thread is fucked...I think my shag record in 24 hours is 3...and my, err...self-shag record is 7. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2003 : 13:21:17
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Self-shag...heh. I like it. Very "Henhouse" of you. I am starting "Henhouse" as an adjective. To replace dirty - or horny. Whadda ya all think?
i.e., I am feeling so henhouse right now.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2003 : 13:38:18
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Go for it!
Where the heck is everybody today? Hope all is well. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2003 : 00:42:55
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| Steveplymouth! Are you henhoused out? I am utterly henhoused. And where is Brian? Was Mrs Broken Face in a henhousey mood? |
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