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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
 Posted - 02/25/2003 : 19:28:40
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anyone around???
International Air Guitar Hitman |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 21:02:39
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| O-ho, it's a Very Special Henhouse Moment: we've reached page 69! Congratulations, perverts! Please take a few minutes to privately commemorate this auspicious occasion in whatever debased manner you see fit. (Then report back!) |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 01:44:12
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| (.V.)@^ .|.O _&! Was it good for you too? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 07:26:25
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| Page 69 - how very Henhouse fabulous!! Kudos, children! |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 07:58:11
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| ooooo it feels so good |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 08:32:17
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I think that this may actually be an illegal act in Arkansas.
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astroman
- FB Fan -
Portugal
84 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 08:35:56
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| Fuck Arkansas..Ups...it´s legal to say fuck in Arkansas?..oh well..intercourse Arkansas ! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 11:12:49
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happy 69 folks
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 12:44:50
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he he joke time.
whats the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
when driving in the fog you cant see the arsehole in front on you
:o)
badoom tish!
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 13:03:39
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Haha!
How are ye, bazza? Glad the smut lured you back. |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 13:42:30
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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2003 : 13:53:54
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I just had to get in on this 69.
"Winter blows through my coat"
the what four http://www.mp3.com/phelan |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 02:28:59
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quote:
Originally posted by bazza
he he joke time.
whats the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
when driving in the fog you cant see the arsehole in front on you
:o)
badoom tish!
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
Who was it who said that they quite liked the 69 position, although they didn't care much for the view?? Was it Rampant Bob? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 05:45:55
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I can never remember when I boogy on down in the 69 position as I'm always hypnotised by the 'cyclops.'
International Air Guitar Hitman |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 07:31:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Ten Percenter
quote:
Originally posted by bazza
he he joke time.
whats the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
when driving in the fog you cant see the arsehole in front on you
:o)
badoom tish!
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
Who was it who said that they quite liked the 69 position, although they didn't care much for the view?? Was it Rampant Bob?
Ha! It was probably me!
(As if RB would ever complain about something that involved a blow job. Really, Andy!) |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 09:07:01
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| Is hard to give AND receive, I think...but whatever. You know, the tattoo on my back (the glyph for Cancer - the astrological sign) looks kinda like a 69 and people are always giving me knowing glances when they see it. Heh. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 09:59:26
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And tis always better to receive than give. . . ;-)
You crack me up, Em. I'm glad you posted--I'm starting to feel like some tired old stripper at a bachelor party in here. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 12:53:35
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I dunno...the giving in THAT area has never bothered me. I actually like it, and I should say no more. I am going to get a That Girl Reputation in here. Heh.
An old (drunk? I also picture old strippers as haggared and tipsy, don't you?) stripper!? Never! I think of us more as the lone cool ladies in a room of cute boys. At least I IMAGINE you all as cute, so don't go spoling it for me now! |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2003 : 13:17:49
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whatever hits the spot
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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astroman
- FB Fan -
Portugal
84 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 00:39:14
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Of course you are cool ladies...cool cats
"Q: Do you think sex is dirty?"
"Woody Allen answered: Sure if it is properly done" |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 09:32:44
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Aw, that's sweet.
Where is everybody today? Weekend plans? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 09:38:26
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| today i am sad: not a good day with the lady. Weekend plans: shoot self in head. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 09:53:03
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Steve! Don't even joke! I'll worry my maternal self about you the rest of the day! :-(
Sorry you have lady troubles. Have you had to have the dreaded RCD (Relationship Clarification Discussion)? I'd personally rather have dental work without anaesthesia than one of these. |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 10:14:32
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| With rusty equipment, nonetheless! |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 10:50:30
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RCD with no actual conclusions. Just a totally crappy silent atmosphere all day which worries me greatly. I've seen it happen before. PS don't worry mother i don't have a gun.
;,( |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 11:29:37
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Amen, Mellzah!
So sorry, Steve. Hope it all gets resolved for you. King shagfest should not have such troubles. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 11:45:06
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| this is true. Any single hens out there? hehe i'll try and sort out my current lady first! Bob Ross will cheer me up. I love Bob. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 11:59:27
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I believe we have established that *I* am completely single. Stupid Motard....but am sorry to hear of your lady troubles, Steve. And in the land of the 69 no less. How very sad.
Thinking of you and sending you good love vibes! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 12:09:11
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Truly, Bob Ross' fuzzy fro and hypno-voice can cushion virtually any blow. Hang in there, mister.
Hi, Em! |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 12:44:03
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| thanks for the good vibes em! the motards of the world do not deserve us good people. I might end up joining you in the world of singleness. I'll send as many good love vibes back to you as i can find. PS you are falling behind in the post count! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 13:26:58
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| Oh my God, you're right! Em, you've been remiss in your duties, for I am now Postess with the Mostest! I don't know if I can handle the awesome responsibility. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 14:32:37
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Somehow I think you will manage it Mere (.V.)
Hope things are better Steve. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 14:39:09
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| I just checked the "Members" section again, and I'm still the most recent addition to the forum on that page. I think I should win some sort of mental health evaluation along with this dubious honor. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 14:43:01
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| I just know I am going to be responsible for taking the HH away from the lingual folds of page 69. Forgive me HH! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 14:49:38
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| Yeah, well, as I think we've all agreed at this point, the view ain't that great here anyway. |
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