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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 02/22/2003 : 00:44:20
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Originally posted by steveplymouthuk
31 is past it mate
Can you believe I have to last until wednesday before i can empty the dirty water???
Feckin' disgraceful.
King shagfest is not amused.
I will not go gracefully unto that, um...I am not old dammit.
Frank's older than me.
"Winter blows through my coat"
the what four http://www.mp3.com/phelan |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2003 : 03:11:14
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Originally posted by mereubu
("Shagfest" implies something much more plural that involves people in their early twenties).
one day i'll be twenty
ha ha
only joking, you know i love all you old timers |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2003 : 11:04:08
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| My god i'm so ill. I may well drown in my own snot. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2003 : 11:26:32
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| Poor fella! Echinacea and zinc, young man. And lots of water. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2003 : 13:16:29
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| I am so ancient. But Steve - if you don't take care of your loins you will leave yourself open to ailment after ailment. Take a tip from the old-timers - enjoy the occasional micro-quickie |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2003 : 13:22:23
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echinacea? sounds like some sort of greasy spanish pancake soup or something (?) i have no idea what that is. Am I dumb or something? I know what water is though (!) and ive been having plenty.
just watching the big lebowski to cheer myself up |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2003 : 13:26:11
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Originally posted by Ten Percenter
enjoy the occasional micro-quickie
you mean 3 minutes and goes ping when its finished?
I hear they're on 2-for-1 at Iceland |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 11:24:21
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Breaking News: I'm still ill.
Quiet round here isn't it? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 13:10:21
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Any improvement? Will you survive until Wednesday?
He-hee. Echinacea is an herb. It really does help--bazza recommended it to me many many pages ago in this thread and mr. microbiologist orter know.
Feel better soon, Steve. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 13:53:18
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No i'm iller than an ill thing in ill town feeling rather ill because of the illness thats making me feel rather ill.
Where do i find echinacea? will dandilions do??? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 14:41:58
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Should be able to find it at any chemists in either pill or liquid form. Boosts your immune system. Poor sickie.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 15:29:33
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feel better steve - even though physically i'm fine i'm sick of my roommate! the guy is really getting obnoxious - spring break in 4 days...
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 16:38:10
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| Flatmates can be a nightmare. I've frightened this years flatmate off with shagfest noise, so I'm on the lookout for a new one. preferably a nudey female one. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2003 : 20:11:01
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| Hmmm, maybe we should try that on the Mormons next door. Know of any sex toys that make as much noise as power tools? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 00:26:34
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| what's wrong with power tools? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 04:05:29
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sorry to butt in here, but on the topic of sex tools.... in China porn is illegal. I had to bring a supply of wank mags over here for my Chinese friends who couldn't get their hands on quality filth like Club International, or Mayfair.... but even though they are illegal, there are still sex shops in China that sell Vibrators, Butt Plugs and Thelmas Grapes. Doesn't that strike you as weird?
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Edited by - Stuart on 02/25/2003 04:06:31 |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 06:26:27
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er... thelmas grapes?
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 07:35:01
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Thelma's grapes are beeds that you stick up your arse and they vibrate..... commonly known as lovebeads to all you sex pests out there. Never tried them myself, just know about them... but I cannot understand how something as innocent as a wank mag could be illegal, and sex apparatus is not.....
2002 World Air Guitar Champion |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 07:54:36
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Originally posted by steveplymouthuk
what's wrong with power tools?
Hahaha! Good one!
Feeling any better today? |
Edited by - mereubu on 02/25/2003 08:08:25 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 07:57:28
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Originally posted by Stuart
Thelma's grapes are beeds that you stick up your arse and they vibrate..... commonly known as lovebeads to all you sex pests out there. Never tried them myself, just know about them... but I cannot understand how something as innocent as a wank mag could be illegal, and sex apparatus is not.....
2002 World Air Guitar Champion
Wow, how would that read in a tourist guide? "The Chinese, although not a visual people (indicated by the marked absence of wank mags) are not to be caught without their butt toys, however illegal they may be." |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 10:55:43
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I still feel really bad. Thanks for your continued sympathy.
Stuart: Not only do you ask me to go into crack dealing with you and you import Chinese people into the UK, but you are also an illegal porn merchant. Bloody hell man! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 11:59:50
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Get better, damnit!
We got five inches of snow here last night (a rarity). Have spent the morning stomping around the neighborhood with the kid pretending to be a herd of migrating mammoth. Fun! |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 12:10:08
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Ugh, *I'm* sick now. Which one of you gave it to me?  |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 12:58:33
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That would be Mr Sickfest myself ha ha.
I have a 4 year olds birthday party to go to this weekend... any idea on what to get for a present?
When's this thread gonna be published in a book? An audiobook would work well I think |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:01:34
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| Do you think it should be a pop-up book, or utilise scratch and sniff elements? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:15:06
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Ooh, both! I'm sure it would be banned before it even made it off of the presses.
Steve, books are always a safe bet (as long as it's not the HH one. . .)
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:17:47
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| There will be no scratch and sniff butt plugs thank you Mr%er. I know that's what you were thinking. Pop up i'm sure could replace the pornoticons. :) |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:19:31
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| Is Mr. Sickfest attempting his usual shagfest tomorrow? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:32:34
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| No my lurvely lady is working and I have to play football (soccer to you lot) through my illness. Thank god king shagfest is so fit and (normally) healthy. I'll be alright soon! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:35:29
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| Have fun with the footie. I'm off to work (blechh). |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 13:39:47
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| Have fun m'dear. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 16:49:32
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Originally posted by steveplymouthuk
I still feel really bad. Thanks for your continued sympathy.
Stuart: Not only do you ask me to go into crack dealing with you and you import Chinese people into the UK, but you are also an illegal porn merchant. Bloody hell man!
Steve, Ive got to make a living somehow..... why not do it by illegal means, although in actual fact porn is not my style..... not too sure if my girlfriend would be too happy if she looked under the bed and discovered hoards of sex toys, and wank mags.
Right I'm gonna stop before you people view me as a sex pest.
2002 World Air Guitar Champion |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 17:02:22
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so crack dealing and immigrant shipping IS your style then? hehe ;)
sex pest?... well you said it first! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 17:13:11
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Hey man, I ain't no Gary Glitter....., and I have no plans of signing up for Peter Pan in Panto either!
Crack dealing is just for pocket money, and human smuggling is only an idea..... are you in or what?
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2003 : 17:40:58
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| yeah ok then! |
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