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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
 
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 14:55:56
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But I thought Rampant Bob had the fleshy globes of a Botticelli angel? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
 
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 14:58:45
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I knew it, I knew it! Oral is off - back to more procreative poses |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 15:05:14
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quote: Originally posted by Ten Percenter
But I thought Rampant Bob had the fleshy globes of a Botticelli angel?
Jesus Christ, Andy! You just made me choke on my diet Coke.
Gee, I don't recall seeing any Botticellis painted from that particular angle. No doubt Botticelli's 69 is hanging in a verrrry remote corner of a gallery. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
 
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 15:09:47
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Just along from Michelangelo's wheelbarrow. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 15:11:02
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Does that count as a procreative pose? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 15:24:10
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very posh smut this evening isn't it? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 15:43:57
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Yes, very picturesque. You can always count on Andy to elevate the tone of any conversation. ;-) |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 16:18:38
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I shall do my utmost to dumb it down tomorrow. I'm off to try to sleep - I have a 4th birthday party to attend tomorrow. Should take my mind off the real world, cos the real world sucks sometimes! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2003 : 17:30:26
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Nighty-night, Steve. Have fun with the 4 year-olds. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
  
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 06:56:05
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Oh, bye 69 - you were so brief and then I got something in my eye. 
Happy March, HH!! March on to page 70! Gosh, am especially cheesy today - it's the banana pajamas.
Oh, Mereubu, you have ALWAYS been the Hostest with the Mostest to me...I am glad to relent the title. It was a tad overwhealming - and you are quicker on your feet, I feel.
Kiss kiss! Em |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 07:38:02
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my cats breath smells like catfood.
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 09:01:35
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That is my all-time favorite Ralph Wiggum line, along with "I choo-choo-choose you!"
In a related vein, my cat's shit smells like catshit. How can one tiny kitten make such a godawful big smell? You'd think we'd been feeding her chili! |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 09:06:21
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then the doctor told me BOTH my eyes were lazy
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 10:11:52
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Can I have a new worm? Mine jumped into my mouth and I ate it. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 10:22:42
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Hi, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm here to remove your liver bone!
Happy Saturday, everybody. |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 11:54:15
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Hello Supernintendo Chalmers! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
  
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2003 : 15:16:07
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"Goodbye, cruel world!....Hello, ironic twist!"
My personal fave Simpson's moment. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2003 : 09:49:19
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marge it takes two to lie. one to lie and one to listen
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2003 : 10:47:48
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I have a month's worth of unviewed new Simpsons episodes saved up on the TiVo, and if I can get my work done today and get the kid to bed early enough I may actually get to watch them tonight. Woo-hoo. (I believe this may even have a higher priority than sex.) |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2003 : 14:29:04
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Bort, has to be the best name ever, or maybe Joey Jojo Shabado the Third.
daddy or chips? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2003 : 15:00:47
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tramampoline!!! I love you homer. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
 
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 07:17:10
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Happy 600 Bazza. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 07:45:32
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Mine tastes like burning. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 10:41:41
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hey MAW!! look at tha pointee haired liddle gurl
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 14:13:48
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Monday sucks.
And how are you? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 17:33:30
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Monday sucks so bad. I've been ill for over a week now, and I had 9am-7pm of lectures in uni today and i'm truly knackered. I met the guy who'll be moving into my house next year and he is so d u l l. "So what music are you into then?" "Cliff Richard". He looks about 12 and is called Robin. Ah well an easy day tomorrow; only 9-6. Then i've gotta go to the DIY shop to fix my bed hehe! Rant over, goodnight all! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 18:41:47
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Oh my God, not Cliff Richard! Ewww!
You have my sympathy.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
 
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 03:39:21
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That is really funny Steve. What in God's name will Robin make of your regular shagfests? I think he will start to show signs of distress - he will probably start doing the Shadows dance steps in the flat |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 09:35:50
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Strangely enough the other music he named as liking were the shadows, meatloaf and the bee gees. he's certainly not your average 12, doh, i mean 19 year old. It'll be an odd looking range of people in the house; him and paul (who I live with now) are both about 5'2", robin about 7st, paul over 22st and I'm a tall lanky long haired bastard. At least I'll still be the only shagfestmeister in the house ha ha ha
If he ever wakes me up with 'mistletoe and wine' playing full blast at stupid o'clock I'll kill him! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 10:11:06
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This guy has tragic taste. Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell was the first album I ever purchased on my own. I was either 6 or 7 and have since moved on.
Anybody know what a stone is in pounds? I forget. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 10:12:46
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14 lbs/st |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 11:13:36
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Thanks, Steve. Wow, that Paul's a big fella, huh? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 11:31:44
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he's massive, literally! the funniest guy i've ever met tho. you okay? I'm still so ill i'm going to have to go to the doctors for the first time in years. goddamn i hate going anywhere medical |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 12:55:15
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Poor dear. You probably need some antibiotics.
I'm having one of those days where I wish I could punch a clock and be done with my mothering for the day. We usually get along great, but I'm out of patience for this day/week/month. That cooking sherry in the kitchen is starting to look pretty good to me . . . |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2003 : 13:05:41
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ah you drunkard you! I'm sure you'll be back to enthusiastic mother soon enough. The 4th birthday party i went to was cool. I love kids as long as they're not my own. Normally nobody will play balloon volleyball with me. I think i've found my mental age! |
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