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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  14:55:56  Show Profile
But I thought Rampant Bob had the fleshy globes of a Botticelli angel?
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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  14:58:45  Show Profile
I knew it, I knew it! Oral is off - back to more procreative poses
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  15:05:14  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Ten Percenter

But I thought Rampant Bob had the fleshy globes of a Botticelli angel?



Jesus Christ, Andy! You just made me choke on my diet Coke.

Gee, I don't recall seeing any Botticellis painted from that particular angle. No doubt Botticelli's 69 is hanging in a verrrry remote corner of a gallery.
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Ten Percenter
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  15:09:47  Show Profile
Just along from Michelangelo's wheelbarrow.
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  15:11:02  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Does that count as a procreative pose?
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2003 :  15:24:10  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
very posh smut this evening isn't it?
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  15:43:57  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Yes, very picturesque. You can always count on Andy to elevate the tone of any conversation. ;-)
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2003 :  16:18:38  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
I shall do my utmost to dumb it down tomorrow. I'm off to try to sleep - I have a 4th birthday party to attend tomorrow. Should take my mind off the real world, cos the real world sucks sometimes!
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mereubu
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Posted - 02/28/2003 :  17:30:26  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Nighty-night, Steve. Have fun with the 4 year-olds.
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ramona
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Posted - 03/01/2003 :  06:56:05  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Oh, bye 69 - you were so brief and then I got something in my eye.

Happy March, HH!! March on to page 70! Gosh, am especially cheesy today - it's the banana pajamas.

Oh, Mereubu, you have ALWAYS been the Hostest with the Mostest to me...I am glad to relent the title. It was a tad overwhealming - and you are quicker on your feet, I feel.

Kiss kiss!
Em
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2003 :  07:38:02  Show Profile
my cats breath smells like catfood.


There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
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mereubu
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Posted - 03/01/2003 :  09:01:35  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
That is my all-time favorite Ralph Wiggum line, along with "I choo-choo-choose you!"

In a related vein, my cat's shit smells like catshit. How can one tiny kitten make such a godawful big smell? You'd think we'd been feeding her chili!
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bazza
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Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2003 :  09:06:21  Show Profile
then the doctor told me BOTH my eyes were lazy

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
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Mellzah
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Posted - 03/01/2003 :  10:11:52  Show Profile
Can I have a new worm? Mine jumped into my mouth and I ate it.
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 03/01/2003 :  10:22:42  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Hi, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm here to remove your liver bone!

Happy Saturday, everybody.
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Mellzah
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Posted - 03/01/2003 :  11:54:15  Show Profile
Hello Supernintendo Chalmers!
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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 03/01/2003 :  15:16:07  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
"Goodbye, cruel world!....Hello, ironic twist!"

My personal fave Simpson's moment.
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 03/02/2003 :  09:49:19  Show Profile
marge it takes two to lie. one to lie and one to listen

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 03/02/2003 :  10:47:48  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
I have a month's worth of unviewed new Simpsons episodes saved up on the TiVo, and if I can get my work done today and get the kid to bed early enough I may actually get to watch them tonight. Woo-hoo. (I believe this may even have a higher priority than sex.)
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therewererumours
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Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 03/02/2003 :  14:29:04  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
Bort, has to be the best name ever, or maybe Joey Jojo Shabado the Third.

daddy or chips?
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 03/02/2003 :  15:00:47  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
tramampoline!!! I love you homer.
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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2003 :  07:17:10  Show Profile
Happy 600 Bazza.
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the swimmer
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USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2003 :  07:45:32  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
Mine tastes like burning.
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2003 :  10:41:41  Show Profile
hey MAW!! look at tha pointee haired liddle gurl

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2003 :  14:13:48  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Monday sucks.

And how are you?
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2003 :  17:33:30  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
Monday sucks so bad. I've been ill for over a week now, and I had 9am-7pm of lectures in uni today and i'm truly knackered. I met the guy who'll be moving into my house next year and he is so d u l l. "So what music are you into then?" "Cliff Richard". He looks about 12 and is called Robin. Ah well an easy day tomorrow; only 9-6. Then i've gotta go to the DIY shop to fix my bed hehe! Rant over, goodnight all!
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mereubu
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Posted - 03/03/2003 :  18:41:47  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Oh my God, not Cliff Richard! Ewww!

You have my sympathy.

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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/04/2003 :  03:39:21  Show Profile
That is really funny Steve. What in God's name will Robin make of your regular shagfests? I think he will start to show signs of distress - he will probably start doing the Shadows dance steps in the flat
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  09:35:50  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
Strangely enough the other music he named as liking were the shadows, meatloaf and the bee gees. he's certainly not your average 12, doh, i mean 19 year old. It'll be an odd looking range of people in the house; him and paul (who I live with now) are both about 5'2", robin about 7st, paul over 22st and I'm a tall lanky long haired bastard. At least I'll still be the only shagfestmeister in the house ha ha ha

If he ever wakes me up with 'mistletoe and wine' playing full blast at stupid o'clock I'll kill him!
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  10:11:06  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
This guy has tragic taste. Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell was the first album I ever purchased on my own. I was either 6 or 7 and have since moved on.

Anybody know what a stone is in pounds? I forget.
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  10:12:46  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
14 lbs/st
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  11:13:36  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Thanks, Steve. Wow, that Paul's a big fella, huh?
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  11:31:44  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
he's massive, literally! the funniest guy i've ever met tho.
you okay?
I'm still so ill i'm going to have to go to the doctors for the first time in years. goddamn i hate going anywhere medical
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  12:55:15  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Poor dear. You probably need some antibiotics.

I'm having one of those days where I wish I could punch a clock and be done with my mothering for the day. We usually get along great, but I'm out of patience for this day/week/month. That cooking sherry in the kitchen is starting to look pretty good to me . . .
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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2003 :  13:05:41  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
ah you drunkard you! I'm sure you'll be back to enthusiastic mother soon enough. The 4th birthday party i went to was cool. I love kids as long as they're not my own. Normally nobody will play balloon volleyball with me. I think i've found my mental age!
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