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blarg007
= Cult of Ray =

USA
493 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  11:40:19  Show Profile
http://www.clydenc.org/newwave/blarg.html

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blarg007
= Cult of Ray =

USA
493 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  11:46:38  Show Profile
'therewererumours' is basically offensive if this forum is read by
FB -it just shows you heard surfer rosa -big woop
frankusblackus is funny and a homage of sort, so that gets
my vote

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blarg007
= Cult of Ray =

USA
493 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  11:50:56  Show Profile
nick nolte drank a beer milkshake in 'cannery row'

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blarg007
= Cult of Ray =

USA
493 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  11:54:32  Show Profile
one thing for sure: anyone who leaves the same goofy 'poetic'
tagline in every posting and yet blags on about nothing so
you have to see it to the point of ultra-annoyance
-should be automatically eliminated.

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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  12:40:37  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by Pioneer

I'm in my, ahem, mid-thirties, but still maintain my "college weight" .



I'm 20 and i like better fat men.
Nobody likes my user name.

zez
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  12:47:42  Show Profile
Zez, until this moment I thought you were a guy!
I just figured it out now, thats hilarious.

You are so French though, words are always backwards in sentences in French. My favourite in French though is when you say how old you are like, J'ai vingt-sept ans, which literally translates into I have 27 years. Funny.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  12:49:45  Show Profile
No wonder that whole thing with you and Brackish girl marrying I think it was the swimmer didn't work. Hey swimmer what's wrong with you?
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:01:22  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
Oh shit why am i pleased with the fact you thought i was a guy? And what's that with me marrying Brackish girl? Hu, it's getting interesting.

zez
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:02:50  Show Profile
Wasn't it you, who I tried to marry off or maybe it was Billgoodman, I don't remember anymore.
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:10:42  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
Must have been Billgoodman.
I've always wondered why people know this expression "sacrebleu" in french while it stopped being used 200 years ago.

zez
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:14:19  Show Profile
I don't know it sounds funny, I only see cartoon characters saying it now.
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:24:51  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
You can also notice you got your 400th post thanks to me.

zez
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:28:23  Show Profile
Woohoo, thanks zez, 401 now.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:40:41  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by blarg007

'therewererumours' is basically offensive if this forum is read by
FB -it just shows you heard surfer rosa -big woop
frankusblackus is funny and a homage of sort, so that gets
my vote

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Phhhhwhat??? So I have to call myself something from an FB album to "prove" that I own them all? I dont think Charles finds his Pixies work "offenvise"!, if only embaressing at most! I think I'll change my name to Tiny Heart so I dont fucking offend you anymore. I'll leave it at that, I dont post in this forum to bicker over pointless arguements.

"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  13:43:44  Show Profile
Ya Blar, double stamp no erasies.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  17:32:12  Show Profile
yeah, it was billgoodman. i have the wedding photos.
wait, we didnt get married.
aaaaaaaaanyways,i like blackpurse, cos i dont know what she is refering to. i think i need more frank albums.

in your face, space coyote!!
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2003 :  18:40:48  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
Her black purse.

"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head"
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2003 :  00:14:19  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by Pioneer

Hey mergezez7, my college weight could've been 150 kilos for all you know. Hmm, I need a fatter emoticon.




Yeah, i had thought about it, but you said something like despite eating ice creams, anyway i like fat men not obese ones. there's a difference between goodfed and junkfed fat men.


zez
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6213 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2003 :  06:30:49  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address
no no no!

It was The Swimmer and Brackish Girl first
Then it was The Swimmer and me
and after that we decided to have a Bill Goodman, Brackish Girl and The Swimmer wedding




''it's not a box, it's a submarine''
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2003 :  16:27:05  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman

no no no!

It was The Swimmer and Brackish Girl first
Then it was The Swimmer and me
and after that we decided to have a Bill Goodman, Brackish Girl and The Swimmer wedding




''it's not a box, it's a submarine''



yeah.*looks confused*

in your face, space coyote!!
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2003 :  03:36:04  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
For a long time Frank Black was physically perfect to me. He no longer is. As for the others i don't know what they look like.

zez
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2003 :  03:43:59  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
Now there is that fat guy at the drumschool who really embodies physical perfection (but i couldn't write it in my previous post cause my fat one was watching). I think Frank Black is among goodfed fat men (though i saw him drink soda at the end of a gig), he's obviously not obese. It's all about the quallity of the fat : it has to be firm, not liquid, if you know what i mean.

zez
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2003 :  11:59:25  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
Sorry for being ignorant, Pioneer, the celebrity of those guys may've reached France, only it hasn't reached my place.
And Frank Black's not perfect any more cause that drummer i mentionned is much more perfect. He's only lost the first place in my top 3.
... You're being contemptuous, aren't you?

zez
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/22/2003 :  22:35:34  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
y'know, France is like any other place, and "heavy celebrities" are scarce, physical ideals are the same as in America. It's not a french thing to like fat men. And i'm no longer especially interested in celebrities, unlike i used to be in my early teenage (but who wasn't?) so i won't talk about locally-known people nobody cares about (although they deserve to get known).

Don't you think being attracted to so-called ideals is cultural attraction? (i'm not trying to be philosophical, but if i ask no question that post won't get any answer)

zez
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2003 :  09:08:53  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I can't speak for the whole of Europe (yet), or even a single person over there, but I certainly prefer a woman with a little meat on her bones and no make-up on her face... and certainly no silicone in her breasts. Though I suppose if they had some sort of logic chip implant, I'd be OK with that... :)

And from what I know, they did like a little more plumpness back a few centuries ago, but I'm no expert.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2003 :  09:16:29  Show Profile
Wasn't the old british ideal the small, round belly and the breast that fit into a wine goblet? I'm sure I saw that somewhere reputable like the Learning Channel or something. I'm with Cult O' on this one. No makeup, no fake breasts and a nice big brain. The girl has to be fit healthy, but not ultra skinny or really buff. Just healthy. Taste is completely subjective of course, and you can feel free to be attracted to anyone you like. Sure, culture will have a bearing on your tastes, and people are socialized to like and do many things, but this is not an excuse for becoming an automaton who can't become aroused unless the girl looks like Pamela Anderson. Or the guy looks like Brad Pitt. Of course, if I could find a girl who liked Frank Black as much as I do, I could excuse many a physical flaw....
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2003 :  14:23:40  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Sweet... my European campaign has begun. I think I'm going to leave the capital of Europe as Saskatoon, while I'm at it. They might not like it, but if my platform is based on having FB write the Continental Anthem, they'll have to vote for me anyway. And the last bit of settling the silicone vs. flesh debate in New Orleans avec handfuls of beads made me laugh out loud again. I seriously have to stop checking FB.net during work...
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2003 :  15:26:29  Show Profile
Saskatoon's not even the capital of Saskatchewan, let alone Europe. Though, we do control much of that continent with an iron fist. Then it's settled. As cheif city or your pathetic union of mostly inconsequential nation-states and has been world leaders, I declare that Frank return from your slothenly clutches immediatly and commmence touring the home land at once. I've already booked a week's worth of dates in the regal capital. Bow down euros, and feel our wrath.
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BillyChildish
- FB Fan -

16 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2003 :  16:38:17  Show Profile

MereUbu'a name rocks. I love Pere Ubu. Athiest4Catholics is like, oh, har har har, it's funny, because it's ironic? Humor is the devils seed, comrades. We must look past it and nominate the person whose name reminds us the most of non-alignment pacts and Chinese radiation. Or my name. Billy Childish. It has a nice, albeit stolen ring to it.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2003 :  07:38:40  Show Profile
Clearly, this ridiculous thread has taken a turn for the better. Mr. Childish however refuses to smell the winds of change. Beware Billy, light switch son, you may be cursed.....
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2003 :  08:07:08  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Well, he does work for the city of Saskatoon, which is kind of like working for the future capital of Canada (since it is only a matter of time before the EU joins Canada and we've already established that Saskatoon will remain capital of Europe). Resistance to this idea is to be crushed through really painfully long complaint forms in which the applicants must correctly spell the full name of the capital of Europe as well as the province within which it resides and polite subject changes whenever the topic arises. In this way, the festering boil that is Saskatoon-Europe relations will not explode but rather recede into a sub-epedermal irrelevance.

... the writing's on the wall.
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mergzez7
- FB Fan -

France
166 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2003 :  12:43:47  Show Profile  Click to see mergzez7's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by Pioneer

Anyway, mergezez7, I hope you don't take offense to this mindless irreverence about the political future of your great continent.



I don't, but i do take offense to the wrong spelling of my user name. ;)

zez
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Pioneer
- FB Fan -

213 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2003 :  17:46:55  Show Profile
Whoopsy. Heh, I will be flexible and will let you spell it my way.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2003 :  18:29:26  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I don't like to use the oft-abused internet abbreviations, but this deserves it: lol.
And for that wine goblet bit, they need to have some sort of emoticon for vomiting, perhaps:

:-*

As for him writing "Manitoba", well, we're pretty sure he was writing about Saskatchewan and the <ahem> Saskatchewanites here, but naturally it doesn't lend itself to song very well. Plus, we always have "Running Back to Saskatoon" to fall back on, and that's almost as good. :) Well, no, but, well... shutup!

When the world is mine, your death shall be fast and painless.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2003 :  20:34:30  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I believe it is Guess Who. No, seriously, guess. And I may have over-hyped it in my regionalistic panderings.

So, having used this thread as much as possible for my European exploits, I suppose I should bring things back to the original purpose of the thread:

Pioneer, my new campaign manager/toadie/rubber stamp, has the best user name of all time. Immediately after mine. Discuss.
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