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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
 Posted - 05/21/2003 : 08:45:20
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Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 09:02:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic
I know, I know but it made for an interesting day in the forum. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 09:02:47
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Originally posted by J Mascis
I bought an AK-47. The next time I see Frank, I'm gonna fire at his feet and watch him do the charleston.
Is this gun registered? |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 11:47:46
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| I saw Spooky Rueben a year ago..thought his stage show was pretty good.. Bought his pair of CD's...wasn't that impressed... |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 12:43:03
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Excellent...
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 13:27:25
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by J Mascis
It's good to be back. Hopefully this time around, the swimmer will not use private messages to make unwanted sexual advances towards me.
Is everyone fair game to the swimmer?
Did you know that he has become betrothed to Brackish Girl AND Bill Goodman?
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I wouldn't private message. I'd just hang out at the junior high school he goes to. Wouldn't be a departure from my regular routine anyway.
And Carolyanna, You're just jealous it wasn't you. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 13:32:41
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| I'm just teasing! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 16:43:22
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
I'm just teasing!
Sew em eye. |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 18:30:07
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Originally posted by J Mascis
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Originally posted by mdisanto
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
you're fuckin' retarded dude
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch"
i see he hasnt forgotton how to get people fired up! haha
-miked
J Mascis is here to enlighten and preach the gospel of the Jazzmaster. Nothing more, nothing less.
What was that story again about the two guys and hooks?
Welcome back.
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bandan
- FB Fan -
14 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 11:38:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic
C'mon Stu, why don't you tell the truth. Those kids are going to be scarred for life. The first step to getting well is to admit you have a problem. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6196 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 14:33:23
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hehe
You know what's funny
in every ''is this the real J mascis thread'' I ask him
the same question, which every J Mascis double should know. And he never answers right.
Here goes nothing:
One of your heroes is RT which song of him did you cover?
p.s.
When Brackish Girl, The Swimmer and I get married where are we going to live: USA, Ireland or Holland?
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 17:36:07
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Come to Ireland so I can paint your family portrait!!!!!!!
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 17:46:36
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Originally posted by bandan
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic
C'mon Stu, why don't you tell the truth. Those kids are going to be scarred for life. The first step to getting well is to admit you have a problem.
You are a sick, sick man Rich, but just remember 1) you are the one who teaches kids, and 2) I have a certain item of yours in my posession that could get you into alot of trouble...... a certain EP that you recorded (If you make it famous with your music, I stand to make alot of money from leaks to the press!)
Also, how can you trust a man who promises to eat his own shit at a party for Y1000 (which is only $100 I might add), but backs out after intrigued (and somewhat disgusted) partygoers stump up the cash to see the turd challange???
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Edited by - Stuart on 05/22/2003 17:54:26 |
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bandan
- FB Fan -
14 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 22:35:14
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| Oh Stu. My crimes against humanity are few and insignificant. I suggest a thread based upon the now world famous "cyclops". I would also like to point out that was a bad taste party, and i'm hard pushed to think of a worse taste. I believe the threat alone of a not so healthy snack gave party goers a good bit of entertainment. Plus my girlfriend was planning a rather long ban on my only form of excersise. And i was very, very drunk. The excuses could go on.... |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 00:35:28
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Cyclops..... thats a world wide phenomenon, not something to be ashamed of..... certainly those Jackass boys have done far worse things.
War....... Its Fantastic |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:03:43
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by J Mascis
It's good to be back. Hopefully this time around, the swimmer will not use private messages to make unwanted sexual advances towards me.
Is everyone fair game to the swimmer?
Did you know that he has become betrothed to Brackish Girl AND Bill Goodman?
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I believe his betrothal to Brackish Girl is most likely a cover up to his true love for Bll Goodman. We know swimmer, we allllll know. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:05:28
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
It is not very becoming for a Chinaman to use the word "wanker".
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You missed it J. Stu is not a 'Chinaman', he was just kicked out of England for felonious reasons.
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Did these reasons involve internet "research" for a book he is writing? |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:21:30
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Obviously I suck with the quote thing but...
Who is this J guy, he is quite entertaining.
You're a fucking gong show!
I was on the gong show once. My act involved screaming as loud as I could. Just like they do in screaming contests in Japan. Watt was standing beside me with a docimeter and his bass, measuring how loud I screamed. We had this system where 120dB would equal an A note, 130dB a B note, 140dB a C note, etc. I would scream at different volumes, Watt would watch the changes on the docimeter and and play the corresponding notes on his bass. We performed the bass line to Longview by Green Day. Well, we didn't pre-plan it or anything, because that would defeat the purpose of him watching for volume changes on the docimeter. I just learned the notes, transcribed them into screaming volumes, practiced when he wasn't around, then performed it onstage. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:23:43
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Originally posted by Stuart
Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic
I saw the Lynch Mob at a fesival with Tesla, Dokken, Enuff Z Enuff and Tora Tora. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:26:21
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by Stuart
Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic
I know, I know but it made for an interesting day in the forum.
An intersting day in the forum will be when you post a nude picture of yourself. I bet there are many people here that will second that motion. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:40:34
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by J Mascis
I bought an AK-47. The next time I see Frank, I'm gonna fire at his feet and watch him do the charleston.
Is this gun registered?
No, I called the police station telling them that I have a fully automatic AK-47 that I want to register and they told me that it was illegal and got mad at me and asked where I was and I got scared. So I called Network Solutions and registered www.fully-automatic-ak47-owned-by-jmascis.com. Then I also registered www.1982-mercury-zephyr-ragtop-VINBLO34564325432345-owned-by-jmascis.org. I used .org because .com was already taken. I did a WHOIS and the .com name is already taken by some other J Mascis in Kalamazoo, Michigan who owns the same car. Anyway, I got pulled over and the cop asked me for my registration and gave him the web address. He got pissed off and yelled at me and my shoes fell off. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:56:01
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
I saw Spooky Rueben a year ago..thought his stage show was pretty good.. Bought his pair of CD's...wasn't that impressed...
I've never seen Spooky Reuben live, nor do I remember how any of his songs go. But right after I posted that, I went on to HMV.com and ordered all his CDs. I also ordered a Spooky Reuben hooded sweatshirt and hockey jersey. I also have ideas for Spooky Reuben merchandise that I'm trying to find a distributor for. So far, I think I'll be making:
Spooky Reuben toilet seats
Confederate flags with his face in the middle
Spooky Reuben office letterhead with your company's logo as a water mark in the middle
Spooky Reuben mystery gift bags with tonnes of goodies in them
A Spooky Reuben explosives belt
Spooky Reuben cookies
and finally
A Spooky Reuben automotive diagnostic computer
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 01:58:17
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Originally posted by St. Francis
Excellent...
My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 02:21:13
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Damn, is Mascis ever tired. I'll finish responding to the remaining responses later. So no one respond anymore because you will over-work Mascis, as he plans to respond to every response that is posted in this thread. I may also start responding to my own responses. I might even respond to responses to my own responses. Just like performing derivatives in math, except it will involve words. This will be called poetic calculus and Dave Noisy will create a whole new forum category for it. And the main forum page will look like this:
General Frank Black Chat
Frank Black Making Noise
Frank Black Live
Here Comes Your Man
Whatever Happened to Pong?
The Official Frank Black Tab Section
Tabs and Musician Stuff
Trading
FrankBlack.net FTP Site
General Chat
Poetic Calculus
Suggestion Box / Website Discussion
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 08:33:00
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Originally posted by J Mascis
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Carolyanna..... you've been doing your homework.... I am not a Chinaman, but believe it or not, despite the allegations against me I actually left the U.K. on my own free will without having to worry about a lynch mob.
War....... Its Fantastic
You wish buddy!
I know, I know but it made for an interesting day in the forum.
An intersting day in the forum will be when you post a nude picture of yourself. I bet there are many people here that will second that motion.
Don't start that J, there are other websites for that kinda thing.
I could be a 50 year old man for all you know. |
Edited by - Carolynanna on 05/23/2003 09:14:18 |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6196 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 09:29:42
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maybe that's what he wants
still a good point though carollynana
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
Edited by - billgoodman on 05/23/2003 09:30:34 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 09:41:48
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Originally posted by J Mascis
quote:
Originally posted by St. Francis
Excellent...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
My cat's shit smells like catshit. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 10:32:34
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Anyone catch on the last episode when Ralph is being carried away by a wolf, you hear him say "your breath smells like dead bunnies!"
HAHHHAHAHHAHHA - classic. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 11:18:44
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| Oh, stop! You're hurting my liverbones! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 13:03:11
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quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
It is not very becoming for a Chinaman to use the word "wanker".
You missed it J. Stu is not a 'Chinaman', he was just kicked out of England for felonious reasons.
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Did these reasons involve internet "research" for a book he is writing?
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I ain't no Pete Townsend, or Michael Jackson for that matter!
War....... Its Fantastic |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 13:05:16
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| Sorry Stu, I left you wide open for the wrath of J. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 19:16:16
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No need to apologize, thats the fault of my good friend Bandan (which believe it or not literally means Stupid Egg, but really means Stupid Bastard in Chinese).
By the way, are you really a 50 year old bloke???
War....... Its Fantastic |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2003 : 15:35:06
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2003 : 10:02:46
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swimmer, i dont wanna carry on this cherade if you only have eyes for bill... if not i wanna move to holland, after we get the family potrait done.
if anyone says anything negative about anybody i admire, i'll kick 'em in the taco.
and if all you see is violence, i'll make a plea, yeah, in my defence. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6196 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2003 : 14:49:51
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By the way
in Holland it's all legal
I mean the wedding
that's another plus
well actually this is a lie
it's legal for a man to marry another man
and a woman to marry a man
but no triangle things I guess
But what if we do it pretty fast like
in one city Swimmer-Bill
50 minutes later Swimmer-Brackish
and 50 minutes later Bill-Brackish
of course we'll have to go to different city's
we'll have to beat the people who register weddings
so they won't notice untill we're on our trip to Hawaii
now all I need is an excuse for my girlfriend...
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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