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bandan
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 Posted - 05/23/2003 : 02:19:24
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I know you've clicked on this one Stu so please explain to the FB masses what this game envolves. (stifled chuckles). |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 05/23/2003 : 10:44:05
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| Okay..what's this all about?? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 12:58:08
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Maybe you've hard about this one, Ive got a feeling (although I'm not completely sure if this is correct) that this is widely known in the Americas as the 'Rear Admiral.'
I was once at a party with a couple of my Uni mates, when we walked into a room to find a lad passed out on the floor from excessive alcohol abuse.... one of my mates thought that it would be a good idea to cyclops the lad on the floor (despite the fact that he didn't know the guy, and also he didn't pay attention to us telling him not to do it) so he dropped his pants and hovered his arse over the guys face trying to 'perch' his ringpiece on the guys nose.... Just at that second, one of the lads friends walked into the room and saw what my mate was doing..... my mate had no time to recover from his position and in a split second his mate punched him out cold..... it was highly amusing at the time, and to be honest my mate completely deserved it. The most amusing part was seeing two guys lying on the floor unconscious, one with his arse hanging out...... There was nearly a fight but in the end the guys mate saw the funny side......
Yes, I have strange mates, including Bandan!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 05/23/2003 : 13:02:03
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Nope,can't say I've heard of this Cyclops.
It sounds pretty disturbing though.
What is the point of this game? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 13:39:26
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| That's fucking hilarious...thanks for the laugh! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 14:46:50
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Guys.
Are y'all the same sort of fellas that ignite their farts? My older brother once burned a hole in his pants with that one. |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 17:35:25
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Titter titter!;)
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2003 : 19:05:41
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The question we all thought about the next day after my friend was punched out was that if the guy was that offended and went to the police then my friend could have possibly be had up for sexual abuse I guess..... which would have been a very serious problem indeed.
It is fucking disgusting, I totally agree, but a word of advise: If this ever happens to you then the best course of action is to start spitting at the approaching 'one eyed monster', as nobody likes being spat at (dirty tactics, but no dirtier than having your nose up someones arse)..... if that doesn't work they open your mouth and try and bite the offenders nuts off, they'll soon make a run for it.
If the cyclops is a game then this thread is the reference manual to cycloptic immunity.
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Chollima
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Posted - 05/24/2003 : 17:58:36
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I have had the honour (if that is the word, a very dubious distinction) of having had Stuart attempt the cyclops on me, I was asleep on the sofa at his place (Bandan was there by the way but was apparently sleeping face down, as he used to be forced to do in prison) and woke to see a gaping moon which glanced my forhead before I had a chance to move, I guess it would be a semi-clops but nothing like as shamful as having the full event happen to you which I happen to know Stuart has had done on multiple occasions. I even have a picture of it happening to him but unfortunately it is back in the Uk and I am far from there at the moment, maybe I'll post it in a few months' time, someone remind me over Xmas. Cheers and by the way "war....its fantastic" is that from Hot shots 2 or just Donald Rumsfeld talking in his sleep?
Chollima ho!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2003 : 21:19:26
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Hot Shots Part Deux to be precise. But I am sure thats the first thing Rumsfeld said when he first started to speak.
I do believe that Bandan is the only one out of the three of us who hasn't had an attempted clops.... maybe when you get back from the US he should be held accountable for his broken promise, and therefore should await a visitation from the 'winking ninja.'
Then again I shouldn't really be associating myself with such a heinous act.
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2003 : 22:36:12
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Don't you mean such an "anus" act!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2003 : 08:13:21
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Haaa! Good one, Bren.
Now THAT's 2/3s of a pun. (P, U . . .) |
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bandan
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 05/25/2003 : 23:38:26
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| It is true that i have never recieved a cyclops i do not plan to have one either. From my stint at her majesty's pleasure i have leant a few thing in self defence and i am not scared to use them!! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
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Posted - 05/26/2003 : 00:26:13
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Did you learn (not leant!!) those things in the showers by any chance, whilst picking up the soap that you so convieniently dropped as the 'manlove posse' entered the room.
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