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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
 Posted - 05/19/2003 : 22:45:38
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| I bought an AK-47. The next time I see Frank, I'm gonna fire at his feet and watch him do the charleston. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2003 : 22:58:51
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| Americans. :) |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 00:13:21
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No doubt you are the type of guy who drinks one beer and starts yelling out 'Yeeeeehhaaaaaa.'
War....... Its Fantastic |
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pong
= Cult of Ray =
France
315 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 02:04:26
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it's the week of the living dead... first MIRV, and now Mascis !
- Pong
"i'll be on the first fligh" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 02:17:36
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you're fuckin' retarded dude
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch" |
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 03:36:44
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
you're fuckin' retarded dude
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch"
i see he hasnt forgotton how to get people fired up! haha
-miked |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 03:43:06
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Forums are all the same, you get to chat to decent people and you have to put up with wankers....
War....... Its Fantastic |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 07:43:26
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quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
I bought an AK-47.
Why don't ju stick it up your ass and pull de triggah till it goes *cleeek*, mang.
The Jesus
P.S. - Nobody fucks wit da jesus. |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 08:09:32
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| It's a little more than a coincidence that Mirv and J Mascis would re-surface within 3 days of eachother, no? |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 09:22:48
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I was just gonna say that, itchload. They are probably the same. It's also a coincidence that they would both start retarded topics upon their return (i.e. - les claypool vs. frank black, and this one). Also funny how they both happen to be notorious for posting off-the-wall pictures in threads. hmm...
I think we'll all do better at ignoring them this time around. (this post is exempt from the "ignoring them" idea)
-Derek |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 10:20:37
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| ...It's small and cute, fits right in my pocket. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 13:41:02
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| firewood |
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 14:33:36
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guns dont kill people
people kill people |
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Apostle
- FB Fan -
USA
14 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 14:56:42
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Way to support the Russians, you stupid commie.
Next time buy an M-16, and then take the swimmer's advice. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 15:30:05
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quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
I bought an AK-47. The next time I see Frank, I'm gonna fire at his feet and watch him do the charleston.
Awesome! Welcome back, J. |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 20:34:06
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I guess Frank is under a code orange terrorism alert.
Hey Mascis, wouldn't your singing kill him quicker?
www.mp3.com/clootie |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 21:07:35
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guns don't kill people
i much prefer strangling them to death |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 23:41:26
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Americans. :)
I'm as American as my reissue Jazzmaster. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 23:54:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
No doubt you are the type of guy who drinks one beer and starts yelling out 'Yeeeeehhaaaaaa.'
War....... Its Fantastic
I'm afraid that you are incorrect Stu. I don't personally make the "yeeehaaa" noises, my Jazzmaster does. Except the noises my Jazzmaster makes fall more into the category of "waaahhhhh" and "weeeeeyoooooow". Then again, it also depends on the pedal I'm using. For example, if my Electro Harmonix Clone Theory is turned on, with the rate turned to high, it sounds more like "bla la la la la...". If my trusty MXR Phase 100 is in on the action, it sounds more like "whoooooooooeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwww...". I'm not sure where this is going, but...yea, there you go....
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2003 : 23:58:23
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Originally posted by pong
it's the week of the living dead... first MIRV, and now Mascis !
- Pong
"i'll be on the first fligh"
It is also the week that came after last week and before next week. Spooky if you ask me. Just like Spooky Reuben.
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:08:11
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
you're fuckin' retarded dude
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch"
You used a swear word because you do not have confidence in the power of the word "retarded" within the confines of that sentence.
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:14:29
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Originally posted by mdisanto
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
you're fuckin' retarded dude
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch"
i see he hasnt forgotton how to get people fired up! haha
-miked
J Mascis is here to enlighten and preach the gospel of the Jazzmaster. Nothing more, nothing less. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:16:16
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Originally posted by Stuart
Forums are all the same, you get to chat to decent people and you have to put up with wankers....
War....... Its Fantastic
It is not very becoming for a Chinaman to use the word "wanker". |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:19:11
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
I bought an AK-47.
Why don't ju stick it up your ass and pull de triggah till it goes *cleeek*, mang.
The Jesus
P.S. - Nobody fucks wit da jesus.
Because much like a civil war gattling gun, it will go "braa braa braa bree braa". And if you like, I will also show you a dried foot. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:24:39
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Originally posted by Itchload
It's a little more than a coincidence that Mirv and J Mascis would re-surface within 3 days of eachother, no?
Coincidentally, within those three days, there were also numerous terrorist attacks around the world. Explain that LaRouche. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:28:02
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Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
I was just gonna say that, itchload. They are probably the same. It's also a coincidence that they would both start retarded topics upon their return (i.e. - les claypool vs. frank black, and this one). Also funny how they both happen to be notorious for posting off-the-wall pictures in threads. hmm...
I think we'll all do better at ignoring them this time around. (this post is exempt from the "ignoring them" idea)
-Derek
I thought that it was established that you were my friend Derek. Now this? You're probably just joking though; I'm sure of it. There's no way a hip cat like you would just turn on me like that. I don't understand... |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:32:49
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
...It's small and cute, fits right in my pocket.
No, that would be a grenade. I can't find any of those and when I do, Frank is gonna get a surprise the next time he pulls the pin on the fire extinguisher in his kitchen.
Disclaimer: Just kidding. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:38:34
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
firewood
For Sale
2 Miles Down
Next Left
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:43:19
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Originally posted by Chip Away Boy
guns dont kill people
people kill people
That's correct. If I wanted to kill the swimmer and guns did not exist, I would probably bludgeon him with a hatchet. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:48:34
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Originally posted by Apostle
Way to support the Russians, you stupid commie.
Next time buy an M-16, and then take the swimmer's advice.
M-16s are lighter and more accurate, but they jam. I'd rather have a less accurate rifle that can still fire when I need it to. When in doubt, set to auto and spray away. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:53:57
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
I bought an AK-47. The next time I see Frank, I'm gonna fire at his feet and watch him do the charleston.
Awesome! Welcome back, J.
It's good to be back. Hopefully this time around, the swimmer will not use private messages to make unwanted sexual advances towards me. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:57:49
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Originally posted by Atheist4Catholics
I guess Frank is under a code orange terrorism alert.
Hey Mascis, wouldn't your singing kill him quicker?
www.mp3.com/clootie
No, that would be too much work on my part. I'd rather strangle him with his own colon. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 00:59:36
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Originally posted by PsychicTwin
guns don't kill people
i much prefer strangling them to death
With their own colon right? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 08:28:19
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quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
It's good to be back. Hopefully this time around, the swimmer will not use private messages to make unwanted sexual advances towards me.
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Is everyone fair game to the swimmer?
Did you know that he has become betrothed to Brackish Girl AND Bill Goodman? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 08:29:24
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It is not very becoming for a Chinaman to use the word "wanker".
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You missed it J. Stu is not a 'Chinaman', he was just kicked out of England for felonious reasons. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 08:30:59
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Obviously I suck with the quote thing but...
Who is this J guy, he is quite entertaining.
You're a fucking gong show! |
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