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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
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 Posted - 07/07/2003 : 21:47:16
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This thread is pretty long, and I'm too lazy to check to see if this one has been mentionned..
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Has anyone ever been caught 'red handed' by any of their parents??? I have and it was fucking embarrasing!
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 21:51:02
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By the term 'red handed' I mean 'roughing up the suspect' (In case you didn't know) and it was my mother who caught me.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 22:51:08
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| Eee... funny in a movie, but it can only be horrific in real life. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 00:12:48
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Oh man it was. I was a teenager who had just discovered the art of pleasure.... I had locked myself in the bathroom and was sitting on the toilet doing the business when I heard footsteps walking up the stairs. Of course I thought nothing of it as the door was locked. However the steps came closer and suddenly the door opened (my stepdad had taken the lock off the door the day before and I had assumed that I had locked it), and in walked my mother.
She looked shocked and said 'what are you doing.' Of course I told her to get out because I was taking a shit.... but she then shot me down with 'how do you take a shit with the seat down?'
Man there was nothing I could do, I was caught red handed and the evidence was 100% stacked against me. It was very very embarrasing.
Can anyone beat that one??
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 07/08/2003 : 05:51:55
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i was watching graham norton last night. he asked the audience what was the most embarassing thing your parents caught you doing? the most popular was having sex - but one guy said having sex with his aunt. yikes! family dinners will never be the same for him. poor fella.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 14:38:08
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Stuart: yikes. I've been caught but I can't say it was THAT bad.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 14:41:02
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I just read the story of Stuart's. I cannot imagine anyone's mother being so determined to prove what they had seen. I think most people's parents would just act as though it never happened. I lived with my grandparents when I was a teenager, and while it never happened that they walked in on me when I was...doing my business...it would've been that much more horrific for them to as opposed to my parents. (That would've been bad enough.) While it is awkward to discuss sex with your parents, you are generally only about 20 or 30 years removed from them, and mine have always had a little bit in common with me. I guess the fact is, they could remember when they were my age. But grandparents? Usually you are like, 40, 50 or 60 years younger than them. Can anyone identify with what I'm trying to say?
I did have an experience when my grandmother found my collection of porno magazines and a box of condoms in my dresser drawer. I had never even had sex at the time, but me and my girlfriend (now my wife) were never allowed to be in my room by ourselves with the door closed again. I was like, 17, and I just had the condoms because of wishful thinking.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 14:43:45
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
hmm..i'm not so concerned about pornography as i am about sexuality, and the general intolerance..or overt obuse (ie, objectifying women or men).
Very complex subject..
Wow, you don't hear that from guys very often,
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 16:10:09
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That's the line he uses hours before he has the girl in his bed. I'll tell you why he's called Dave Noisy...
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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 07/08/2003 : 19:27:05
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lol.
EDIT: just couldn't bring myself to have an only-lol post.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 19:41:04
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
That's the line he uses hours before he has the girl in his bed. I'll tell you why he's called Dave Noisy...
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 08:32:17
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| There have been studies that concluded that its not the straight sex porn that is so damaging. Its the violence that is sometimes coupled with it. And it doesn't even have to be porn, those slasher films like Friday the 13th are the worst for this. In one study it was the people they made watch hours of these kinds of films that came out more aggressive and having beliefs in rape myths and so on rather than those who watched the same amount of porn. but obviously it also depends on the porn, nondegrading etc. But its always the violence, one of the studies showed that males tended to be more abusive towards women where there were more magazines like Guns&Ammo rather than just porn mags. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 08:53:14
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| Of course you always gotta take these studies with a grain of salt as you can manipulate statistics to say pretty much whatever you want them to say or some stats can be conveniently left out etc. but I still find it plausible. And I'm pretty sure that the study was done at the Kinsey Institute, those guys never lie hey? |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 11:58:39
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(Damn..i knew i shouldn't have posted in this thread..)
Thanks Carolyn. When this was originally posted, i was discussing with some friends whether or not prostitution should be legal, etc, and how people regard and react to sex (ie, is it just another activity, like running, or is it meant to be an emotional and bonding experience..or both? Neither? Way to make a buck?)
One argument i've heard is that a sexual experience always has a bonding effect with two people, you can't have sex with someone and not be affected on some deeper level, creating some sort of connection (sorry for the vagueness, time has dimmed my memory on this..and time limits me from elaborating as well!) So the theory stands that you can't really 'just have sex (or a sexual experience) with someone'. I'm not sure if i'm convinced on this.
ie, if some attractive person (female or male, or other ;) came up to you and offered you $1000 to masturbate them...would you have any real emotional baggage to that if you went ahead with it (assuming nothing tramatic happened)?
Thoughts from anyone more knowledgable? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 12:36:12
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I don't know if I'm that knowledgable but anyways,
There are so many factors to figure out here. I'd think that it might mean more to females (good or bad) as they say that we are wired a bit more emotionally or at least nurturingly, and look at all the societal gender roles where women are not supposed to be loose and men are supposed to get it whenever, wherever... I've even heard one feminist go on about how sex itself is sexist and her rational was who's getting fucked and who's doing the fucking. Either way I'd say that it would all depend on each person as to what a sexual experience of any sort means to them: culture,age, past experiences and all the nurture stuff. For example, one class I took explained about a tribe somewhere in South America I think that believes that all of a males power is in his semen. So the big coming (teehee) of age ritual is to have all the young males spend about a week in a hut with the eldest males (they have the most experience and power...)gettin them off orally and then they have consumed the power and therefore are now men. And this is a completely normal part of their culture. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 13:53:34
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I guess I would say it's different for everyone. Some would say you can only have sex with someone you really love. Others just have sex with someone to have sex, for the feeling, whatever. I think it's human nature, though, to want sex, but not everyone who wants sex wants love, you know? We have sexual urges, hormones, but at the same time we don't have these strong feelings to want love. I think it's very possible for someone to hook up at a bar, a party, whatever...go home and fuck, and never talk to eachother again. Both men and women. Despite popular belief, I think there really are women out there who just want sex, who love sex the way most men do. Has porn really affected me in this theory, or am I right?
Of course, I don't have any sexual experience beyond my girlfriend, nor will I ever (considering we'd like to get married). Recently we had several arguments over our lack of sex. We're both young, we both love eachother, so why aren't we having sex? The way I see sex is more of an activity, not much unlike running, you know, going out watching a movie, whatever. But there's something extra there that makes it unlike anything else. It's a way to be literally closer than any other way possible. It feels good for both people (I make sure of that), so you know, why not? Obviously this sex is different, because it's sex within a very loving and close relationship. There's nothing casual about our relationship, so yeah, I definitely feel much more loving and much closer to her afterwards and for some time. I don't see sex as a chore, and I don't think anyone should. Sex is a good thing.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 13:57:18
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| Wait till you guys have kids Jim. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 16:23:09
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 19:29:18
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| Eh, don't worry too much, Jim. Sex is one of those things that mutates throughout a relationship. True, there's not much of it when you have infants/toddlers, but believe me, at that point you miss sleep even more than sex. I think it's one of those things that you keep working on and that just gets better as you both get older and go through all this crap together. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2003 : 08:17:03
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| BTW Dave Noisy, I'm glad you posted, this thread was becoming too much of a virtual circle jerk for me. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 07/10/2003 : 08:25:02
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Ah, circle jerk. What a horrible, horrible image that phrase conjurs. Perhaps, Carolyn, you should re-rail (as opposed to derail) this thread back to talking about the ethics and morality of pornography. This is my beif take: consenting adults. I think this logic applys to a great many things I may or may not disagree with morally or otherwise, but nonetheless don't feel I have the right to take away from someone else. I personally think strip clubs are disgusting, and did NOT enjoy my one visit to one. I thought it was degrading to everyone involved, not the least of which the patrons in the front row, throwing toonies (Canadian two dollar coins, for our non-canuck friends) at the special area of a young lady half a foot away. However, I feel that strip should be allowed, as I don't feel it's my place to impose my personal feelings and beleifs on others. I don't like it, I don't have to go. Simple.
By the way, the strip club I visited was in your fair city of Edmonton, Carolyn, as my province does not have any strip clubs due to a very old law which states that alchohol cannot be served where naked wowen perform. I think that's completely silly, and I hope the law is changed so we do get strip clubs. It sounds strange, but that's how I feel. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2003 : 12:47:00
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Hey Jim, i think what you might be getting at is trust...and perhaps a display of affection.
You don't really have to trust someone you're running with, nor is it a way to express your affection for that person..
But these might be some of the things that make sex special or different..? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2003 : 18:21:03
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
One argument i've heard is that a sexual experience always has a bonding effect with two people, you can't have sex with someone and not be affected on some deeper level, creating some sort of connection (sorry for the vagueness, time has dimmed my memory on this..and time limits me from elaborating as well!) So the theory stands that you can't really 'just have sex (or a sexual experience) with someone'. I'm not sure if i'm convinced on this.
I'm not convinced on this one either..... for example think of times when you have got very very drunk and indulged in the art of intercourse with someone whilst wearing the beer goggles, only to wake up the next morning with the realisation that you live in a small town and will have to see this person again.
War....... Its not fantastic |
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thalassocrat
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/10/2003 : 18:58:01
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Have you people caught you parents shaggin'?
Me, I din't see them but I would hear them when I was about 3.
Any takers for grandparents?
they speak vaudevillian... |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 00:28:21
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ivandivel
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/11/2003 : 03:03:23
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sex does have a bonding affect, or bonding have a sexual effect....
I might sound like a geek, bit since it has been a topic of my studies; during bonding activities between infant and mother, such as breastfeeding, the same hormones are produced as those which are produced during sexual interaction. Admittedly, physiological changes due to sexual interaction or bonding activities may be way less important than the psychological effects of such actions.
Regarding Stuart's reservations; there really wouldn't be a problem with seing that person again unless there was some kind of bond between you - wouldn't it? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 11:33:59
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Good point Ivan,
Otherwise I got nuthin, I just would rather talk about porn than politics. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 07/11/2003 : 11:47:16
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| Interesting bonding study there ivandivel.. What hormones were produced? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 11:58:13
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I also am not sure which hormones but all I know,
there was a case here not too long back where child welfare got involved because a woman called her pediatrician to ask if it was normal to feel aroused when she breastfed her baby. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 13:39:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
This thread is pretty long, and I'm too lazy to check to see if this one has been mentionned..
But...
Has anyone ever been caught 'red handed' by any of their parents??? I have and it was fucking embarrasing!
War....... Its not fantastic
Heh. Yeah. My dad.
"Fucking embarassing" doesn't even begin to describe it.
At least it wasn't my mother though. I don't think she would handled the whole thing as well.
Isn't "white handed" a more apt reference to such an incident? (my feeble attempt at a joke) |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 14:16:09
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
I also am not sure which hormones but all I know,
there was a case here not too long back where child welfare got involved because a woman called her pediatrician to ask if it was normal to feel aroused when she breastfed her baby.
Oh, that makes me so mad! Doctors are a bunch of idiots! As long as she wasn't having sexual feelings TOWARDS the baby then it's all fine. God forbid that mothers should get any sort of enjoyment out of the exhausting chore of caring for a tiny one 24/7. (I'm a member of the La Leche League--don't get me started on people's ignorance about breastfeeding!) Nursing produces the hormone prolactin, which just sort of mellows you out and puts you in a lovely, mothering kind of mood. Also, it produces prostaglandins that can cause uterine contractions (which helps women physically recover from childbirth) which I suppose that for some women might translate as a feeling of arousal. I personally faced nothing but ignorance from the medical community when I was nursing my daughter--every time someone would need to prescribe me something, I would say, "Hey, I'm nursing, is this safe for the baby?" and the response would invariably be, "You don't still need to be doing that, do you?" Arrrgghh. The fact that something natural and lovely that human evolution has spent millions of years perfecting is, in some circles, demonized pisses me off to no end.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
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Posted - 07/11/2003 : 14:32:06
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Originally posted by PsychicTwin
Isn't "white handed" a more apt reference to such an incident? (my feeble attempt at a joke)
lmao! I just choked on my beverage.
And, may I add, eww. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 20:02:17
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quote:
Originally posted by ivandivel
sex does have a bonding affect, or bonding have a sexual effect....
Regarding Stuart's reservations; there really wouldn't be a problem with seing that person again unless there was some kind of bond between you - wouldn't it?
I don't think that bond is an issue in this case, as from my point of view no bond would exist (although you could argue maybe an initial temporary drunken bond)... but would make things embarrasing when you got stuck behind each other in a long supermarket checkout (which has happened before).
Has anyone ever had a member of their family walk in on them whilst they have been indulging in a lovemaking session??? Thats a little embarrassing, two of my brothers have burst into my room before (on separate occasions) as the ex girlfriend and I were embarking on a game of hide the sausage.... one of them thankfully didn't understand what was going on, and the other just ran out and called me a bastard. Quite strange really should have been the other way around.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 22:29:02
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Hey, at least they didn't (ask to) join in. That would have made for a fucked up evening.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2003 : 03:45:26
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Damn right.... my older brothers a dirty bastard as well it wouldn't have surprised me if he tried.
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