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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
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 Posted - 09/08/2004 : 20:47:15
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Originally posted by VoVat
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Jesus is the light that never goes out.
Like that Smiths song?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Jesus
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 09/09/2004 : 07:41:06
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Jesus is the light that never goes out. Some say it's because he likes wearing neon hunting jackets.
I do go out. In fact, I go out so much that I almost haven't got a home. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/09/2004 : 08:13:05
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 10:47:54
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Yeah show us a trick Mr Jeez!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/09/2004 : 15:51:24
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Do you think you could turn some water to wine or something?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 08:59:59
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Prove to me that you're no fool, walk across my swimming pool...
(I swear I'll stop that now.;)
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 10:44:01
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Prove to me that you're no fool, walk across my swimming pool...
isn't your swimming pool frozen over anyway?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 10:47:30
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No, no it isn't!
Wait I don't have a swimming pool.
But if I did it wouldn't be frozen over,
well not until sometime in October...:(
The snow melted already. One day flook thing (hehe)
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 17:41:25
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Jesus was right, I don't wanna fight at all....
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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twist
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 22:17:13
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| I'd like to apologise on behalf of all of us for nailing you to a tree. My dad would be pissed too. |
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 11:19:55
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Moses is in Ibiza right now, he's flying back tonight, and I hope he's driving the van next week, seriously though, moses is my dad
the room smelled like cupids gym
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 11:31:02
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Oy vey! Moses likes crappy techno? Who knew?
Does he have one of those subdermal RFID clubbing chips like all the other beautiful elites? |
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 11:44:41
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actually moses is more into the chill out, he really digs groove armada and zero 7, he hangs out in mIRC channels and goes to more gigs than I do, it's sometimes pretty shaming having moses as a dd, especially when he's so much cooler than me
the room smelled like cupids gym
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:31:02
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how old is your dad, tre?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:36:56
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er, hang on maths involved.....
45 I believes, no, 46, er. One of those. He's in Ibiza with my youngest brother, I keep getting messages from moses saying young Daniel is hanging out in strip clubs nast bars and puking for the island... we're a fine irish-catholic family you know. I'm kind of jealous, damn my poverty, darn it to heck.
the room smelled like cupids gym
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 14:34:33
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If Moses is your father, is Zipporah your mother?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 14:55:47
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not last time I checked
the room smelled like cupids gym
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 22:14:52
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Did Moses have a second wife, then?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 03:19:55
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probably, he's a bit of a one, stop this line of questioning though, this is my dad we're talking about
the room smelled like cupids gym
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 06:01:15
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First of all, Tre, I am almost your dad's age.
Secondly, you have one biblical family! Daniel and Moses? How did you escape an Old Testament name?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 06:06:08
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Well, young Michael, t'other litle brother, he be biblical, and myself, Teresa, I'm named after my dads twin
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2004 : 09:34:49
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Jesus, looks like you may have competition:
Robot Walks on Water
Looks like knowing how to do the robot might come in handy after all! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 11:32:32
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Hello Jesus, I didn't know you were finally here.
1. Was your mother really a virgin?
2. If you are the son of God, then I presume you have seen God in Heaven, what does god look like? especially down there in the privates?
3. Will you talk to God for me concerning giving FLOOP the strength to deal with the fact I make better Quesadillas, my beard is more pulchritudinous than his, my cats are more sociable and better hunters, and lastly that he can never beat me at golf?
Thanks Jesus
Praise the Lord!
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha
apparently Jesus takes the weekends off... he must not have access to a computer during the weekend... and I bet he likes maramite too. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2004 : 15:19:32
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Didn't God show His back parts to Moses (not Tre's dad)?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
Edited by - VoVat on 09/12/2004 15:19:56 |
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 15:52:57
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are you suggesting moses isn't my dad?
he certainly never mentioned being mooned by god
the room smelled like cupids gym
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 18:27:19
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I meant the Moses from the Bible.
Or are they the same guy?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 19:52:36
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 20:03:13
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according to harringk there is evil 'cos there is foreigners who is uncivilised, I think
the room smelled like cupids gym
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 21:01:20
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| who is harringk? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 17:58:21
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Lousy foreigners! Their clothes are different from my clothes! They must be stopped!
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/15/2004 : 18:16:30
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Jesus, how could you let the Supreme Court elect Bush?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 10:04:29
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My god, my god, why have you forsaken me?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 09/16/2004 : 10:24:39
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This thread musssssssssst die.
Every time I see it I have a new JCS lyric stuck in my head!!!!!!!
(My parents completely overspun that LP)
LBF,
Jesus looks just like his picture don'tcha know;
white guy, blue eyes, long flowing hair and beard etc. ;)
and I don't think Mary was a virgin for that matter either...
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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Alpha Soixante
- FB Fan -
Canada
129 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 11:52:43
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Just to help out Carolyanna:
Jesus, All your followers are blind. Too much heaven on their minds.
It was beautiful, but now it's sour. Yes it's all gone sour. |
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