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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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 Posted - 09/04/2004 : 19:10:02
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Jesus, what kind of cheese do you like? Let's get to what is important people.
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 19:40:30
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Hey, Jesus. I've got a question about that ark that Noah built. If he only brought two of every animal, what did he feed all the meat eaters? And when he let them out, what stopped all the alligators and tigers from eating all the lambs and shit? Cause if a hunger carnivore bagged even one meal, wouldn't that wip out a species? And if they didn't eat, would that just wip out the predators species? And please don't let the answer be manna, cause that's what my sunday school teacher said and he was later accused of touching a kid. Why do you hire so many kid touchers? Also, is portland nice? My friend said its heaven on earth.
Kerry in a landslide! |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 20:24:49
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holy shit, i never thought about that. the noah's ark question, that is.
wow. there goes my belief in an infallable bible. maybe they are all just stories after all.
damn. |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 22:38:05
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Hey, Jesus, how did you do that trick with the loaves and fishes? Do you think you could do it at the next Pixies concert? I'm sure there will be a lot of hungry people there!
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 01:32:17
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I see you guys are pretty focused on the special effects and do not care much about the general message. That's why I don't go to the cinema any more. Ah, Fritz Lang...
Portland is OK.
That question about cheese is really tough. That cheese they make in France is pretty good with a glass of wine.
As for the kid touchers, I am not responsible for that. It's our HR department.*
Noah? That was before me. I've been told the same story as you, Ataris.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Jesus
- FB Fan -
USA
24 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 01:40:04
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| Oh, so Jesus is French, now? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 08:29:35
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What's happening? Jesus? I'm confused!
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 10:37:11
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Originally posted by ramona
What's happening? Jesus? I'm confused!
me too. Is this the eschaton? Is Monsieur the anti-Christ? I broke the seal on a bag of potato chips yesterday and then later heard a trumpet. That cannot bode well.
the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 10:43:40
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Hey, Ataris, do you still own one of those? I used to have a Commodore 64 ages ago. Never had so much fun since then. I would pay a high price to get it (the same) back.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 10:52:41
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I have two 2600's for some reason. Good games, too. Space Invaders, Basketball, Skiing, Pacman, Berzerk, Space War, Video Olympics, Comabt, and Raiders of the Lost Ark. There's a store nearby that has a mint in box Atari 7800 ProSystem. I'm so keen on getting it but I doubt I'd use it enough to justify the price.
the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 11:05:25
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Noah? That was before me. I've been told the same story as you, Ataris.
But I thought Jesus was with God from the beginning, in the form of the logos.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 11:25:01
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I liked Galaxian very much. And Conan the Barbarian. And Schooldayz. And Paperboy.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 11:42:12
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wow. i don't know how to contribute to this post, especially since jesus is now french.
i guess that's why they're called french kisses and french fries. i don't know what i'm on about either.
they got the keys to the city but we got a lotta shakin in our hips! |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 11:44:13
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Originally posted by VoVat
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Noah? That was before me. I've been told the same story as you, Ataris.
But I thought Jesus was with God from the beginning, in the form of the logos.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me!
Hey, You've been reading John's Gospel! Cut that out. We're only down with the synoptics here.
the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 12:18:03
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Originally posted by Brackish Girl
wow. i don't know how to contribute to this post, especially since jesus is now french.
i guess that's why they're called french kisses and french fries. i don't know what i'm on about either.
they got the keys to the city but we got a lotta shakin in our hips!
So, what do you prefer : kisses or fries?
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 12:49:33
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Originally posted by soundofataris
I have two 2600's for some reason. Good games, too. Space Invaders, Basketball, Skiing, Pacman, Berzerk, Space War, Video Olympics, Comabt, and Raiders of the Lost Ark. There's a store nearby that has a mint in box Atari 7800 ProSystem. I'm so keen on getting it but I doubt I'd use it enough to justify the price.
the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same
do you have Elevator Action? Elevator Action is the best.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 13:15:15
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Originally posted by soundofataris
I have two 2600's for some reason. Good games, too. Space Invaders, Basketball, Skiing, Pacman, Berzerk, Space War, Video Olympics, Comabt, and Raiders of the Lost Ark. There's a store nearby that has a mint in box Atari 7800 ProSystem. I'm so keen on getting it but I doubt I'd use it enough to justify the price.
Is that the one on one basketball with the huge players? Pitfall was my favorite 2600 game. I hope Jesus doesn't mind us derailing his thread. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 13:18:06
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I'm sure Jesus likes video games, too!
Hey, wasn't there an Atari game called "Bible Adventures"? Or was that for some other system?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:51:47
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Wanna come hang out at our house? We've got lots of flour in the pantry, and a pretty big pool if you feel like practicing your hobby.
Why do that when he could swim? Isn't that what SWIMMERS do best?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:56:07
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Originally posted by Jesus
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Originally posted by SpudBoy
Focus, Jesus - focus! Will it take a miracle to divine that you are not answering the question I asked? Man, leave it to Jesus to cop out. Kids always fuck up the family business.
*festoon*
I only answered the relevant part of your question because I believe you are more "noteworthy" than the rest of your question. Am I wrong?
My mistake.
Can't believe none of you saw it.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 11:37:27
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Wait, Mad Dawg is our lord and savior?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 11:57:06
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All that time.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 13:24:57
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HPM, read the rest of the thread a bit more closely and it will all weave together. We all saw it. We just took it in context.
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Jesus
- FB Fan -
USA
24 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 15:16:11
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I'm not the Swimmer. "In division pelagic..." - that's Moses, not Jesus.
I like Moses, though. He is a cool guy, really. Let my people go.
The question is "is Mad Dawg the Swimmer?" If so, than Mad Dawg is not Jesus, or I am a liar - and Jesus cannot lie.
Anyway, I am here to save you, really. Don't you feel a little lost? Here, give me a hug! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 22:09:23
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Hey J-dawg... I just saw that movie tonight that the Leathal Weapon guy did about you...I am so sorry...I thought stubbing my toe was bad.  What did you think about that flick? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 05:17:52
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my dad is moses, true story
the room smelled like cupids gym
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 09:16:23
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Originally posted by Erebus
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Do you think you are what they say you are?
har dee har har
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 10:50:49
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Originally posted by SpudBoy
HPM, read the rest of the thread a bit more closely and it will all weave together. We all saw it. We just took it in context.
*festoon*
How do you know that everyone saw it? I am willing to bet that hardly anyone, if anyone did. Having read all of this topic again, I see no signs of anyone knowing that Jesus is Mad Dawg. Face it, I am a genius. Well, noteworthy at least.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 11:14:00
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What's the buzz?
(Ohhohohoho, I am sorry)
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
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Jesus
- FB Fan -
USA
24 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 02:28:23
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Congratulations, you discovered that I am Mad Dawg. I didn't realize it, but if you all are saying it's me, then it must be true.
At least one person from the forum (excluding myself) realized who I really am. And that person is probably the most noteworthy of you all.
So, to answer your question Daisy, I haven't seen that movie. I will perhaps buy a DVD when it's released - I collect stuff about myself. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 11:24:30
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See guys, he said I was noteworthy!
It's good to have you back MD!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 14:39:19
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| Jesus is the light that never goes out. Some say it's because he likes wearing neon hunting jackets. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 14:42:12
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Orange jackets, per chance?
 So, I finally got my X-Wing |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 18:00:53
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and Jesus cannot lie.
Explain Mark 9:1, then, smart guy!
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Jesus is the light that never goes out.
Like that Smiths song?
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