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 Posted - 08/29/2004 : 15:38:01
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Business men go off into the woods and wear loin-cloths beat drums and scream when life is getting them down. Some people embrace the inner child (this can lead to odd fetishest behaviour mind) Many people see shrinks and doctors. Lots of folk cry at their friends, I tried to think up a feel good happy forum place and I came up with......
Group Hug
I found a woman big enough to hug the entire forum, we shall call her Auntie Chub, Dr Happiness has all the answers but Auntie Chub has a whole lot of hugging for y'all... come to auntie chub for a hug!
***disclaimer... Auntie Chub is not a registered doctor, she is just a big woman with a lot of love to go round***
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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Posted - 08/29/2004 : 15:56:40
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thank you for the fig leaves - hugs all around on this lovely (but fucking HOT) sunday
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/29/2004 : 16:24:52
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I heard from a reliable source that Ebb Vicious is doling out the hugs now.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 08/29/2004 : 22:20:46
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thank you tre!
my heart is all smiles.
you are a dear human being.
(auntie chub told me so)
love,
betty
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 06:39:48
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Auntie Chub's hot,I think I have a thing about women with no necks
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 06:48:35
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dirty bad and wrong
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 07:20:31
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There were wallabies in Ohio, just the other day. Running around hugging things in someone's field.
They send out a big bear hug. |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 11:03:29
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that is so cute, i just died.
love,
betty
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 11:08:25
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betty now a zombie?
if so I'm now an even bigger fan
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:45:22
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| Have you heard about these snuggle parties where 20 - 30 year olds get together with relative strangers and snuggle on the floor or whatever together? Pathetic. |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:47:28
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Auntie chub wants to snuggle darwin
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:55:08
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I seen something on TV about that too darwin.
How uncomfortable would that be...
Noone's allowed to do anything but snuggle and cuddle,
and erections are to be kept to a minimum ;)
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:59:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
...erections are to be kept to a minimum ;)
That's the opposite of how they work. |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:59:45
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well I found out (I saw on late night TV) there's a bloody huge swingers club in the city I'm moving to, you think snuggling is off, imagine a 60 year old auntie chub look-a-likey wearing NOTHING but a red and black basque riding a 20 year old man whilst a group of naked saggy old men are paddling her arse and sucking her teats, thats disturbing
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:16:15
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:18:16
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dry humping! oh lord I have the giggles
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:23:33
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From Newsweek - "absolutely no dry humping"
Aug. 30 issue - At least twice a week, Marcia Baczynski and Reid Mihalko don pajamas, snack on munchies and snuggle up with stuffed animals on the floor. Sound like your typical junior-high sleepover? It isn't. Baczynski, 26, and Mihalko, 36, spend the night with as many as 20 strangers at the popular "cuddle parties" they host in their New York City apartments. Since February, more than 300 guests have paid $30 each to enjoy three hours of cuddling and, say organizers, a dose of healing. "There is recognition that we're not getting enough touch and affection," says Baczynski, a self-described sex educator. "When you open up to people amazing things can happen."
That does not mean sex. Hanky-panky is forbidden by the 16 rules listed on cuddleparty.com. Guests must wear pajamas ("more comfy than sexy"), and there is absolutely "no dry humping." These rules are meant to create a safe space where adults can explore affection without its becoming sexualized. Each party begins with a "welcome circle," where cuddlers practice saying no to unwanted advances. According to Baczynski, "People learn to communicate what they want and don't want." Birgitte Philippides, 36, says the parties can improve life for singles. "Ever since I've been cuddling, it's been a waterfall of guys asking me out because I'm so much more approachable," she says. Baczynski and Mihalko have already taken their cuddle gospel to Hawaii, California and, last weekend, Washington, D.C. They're hosting their first single-sex cuddles in September and have parties planned for senior citizens. You're never too old to hug. |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:26:53
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$30! Auntie Chub will snuggle for free!
And she allows wet humping to her favourites....
she's asked me to wink at you here darwin
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:33:30
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I think she needs to announce her winks, because with those cheeks they would be hard to notice.
Thanks for the image of wetting hump and those folds of fat. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:34:39
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
From Newsweek - "absolutely no dry humping"
Aug. 30 issue - At least twice a week, Marcia Baczynski and Reid Mihalko don pajamas, snack on munchies and snuggle up with stuffed animals on the floor. Sound like your typical junior-high sleepover? It isn't. Baczynski, 26, and Mihalko, 36, spend the night with as many as 20 strangers at the popular "cuddle parties" they host in their New York City apartments. Since February, more than 300 guests have paid $30 each to enjoy three hours of cuddling and, say organizers, a dose of healing. "There is recognition that we're not getting enough touch and affection," says Baczynski, a self-described sex educator. "When you open up to people amazing things can happen."
That does not mean sex. Hanky-panky is forbidden by the 16 rules listed on cuddleparty.com. Guests must wear pajamas ("more comfy than sexy"), and there is absolutely "no dry humping." These rules are meant to create a safe space where adults can explore affection without its becoming sexualized. Each party begins with a "welcome circle," where cuddlers practice saying no to unwanted advances. According to Baczynski, "People learn to communicate what they want and don't want." Birgitte Philippides, 36, says the parties can improve life for singles. "Ever since I've been cuddling, it's been a waterfall of guys asking me out because I'm so much more approachable," she says. Baczynski and Mihalko have already taken their cuddle gospel to Hawaii, California and, last weekend, Washington, D.C. They're hosting their first single-sex cuddles in September and have parties planned for senior citizens. You're never too old to hug.
i think that creeps me out more than the idea of being snuggled by Auntie Chub.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:40:58
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my dad has this phrase "you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot" i think with a woman like auntie chub that would be futile, she has a lot of wet spots
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:42:29
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| And you need a lot of flour. |
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floop
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:43:24
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thanks for that visual (right before lunch)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:45:03
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Auntie Chub says if you want afters floop just give her a call
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:31:18
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quote:
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my dad has this phrase "you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot"
For what circumstance does your dad use this phrase? |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:35:05
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um... when we're out in the pub people watching and a big fat lady walks past and I say to dad, "thats you girlfriend that is...."
another of his favourites is you'd have to slap her on the ass and ride the first wave in
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:36:28
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darwin auntie chub wants to know if you are hungry
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floop
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:36:31
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another heartwarming story of family bonding.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:41:51
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hey, you're ratting on my family man!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:43:56
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floop
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:46:06
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i'm just kiddin' around sista.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:49:17
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darwin, auntie chub wants to know if you have goosebumps
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:50:37
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I hope so floop 'cos I like the way my family works we're like a group of mates really, it's nice
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:50:55
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God bless you Tre,
you make me feel sane ;)
Well Betty moreso, so god bless her too.
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:55:28
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I can't figure out if thats an insult or not
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 14:56:43
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| I don't have goosebumps, but I do have running shoes. |
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Group Hug ---Meet Auntie Chub---
