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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 03/31/2005 : 06:28:53
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Oh no - marry Elijah (great taste in music), fuck Viggo and kill Orlando
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 06:42:26
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But he looks so....skanky. Once again we do agree, Surfer:
Orlando must die.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 07:35:42
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But Elijah is both a Mastodon and Alabama Thunderpussy fan!
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 07:51:29
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Wait... Elijah Wood's a Mastodon? Who knew?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 07:58:27
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And you thought he was a hobbit didn't you! See you learn something new here every day.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 11:33:41
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Kelley Deal
Kim Deal
Pam Anderson
and a round for the ladies, please.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 12:41:51
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Easy one.
Marry Kim, Fuck Kelly, Kill Pam
For the ladies:
Batman
Superman
The Hulk |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 12:54:07
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Kill Superman (too much of a goody two shoes), fuck The Hulk (out of sheer curiousity) and marry Batman.
Heidi Klum
Cindy Crawford
Elle Macphearson
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 03/31/2005 13:16:01 |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:05:45
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:51:09
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Thanks (wish life worked that way)
Marry Elle (make babies with her and sit back and think what a lucky bastard I am)
Fuck Heidi (and hope Elle never finds out)
Kill Cindy
Tom Hanks
Tom Cruise
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 16:07:48
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darwin, you are a very bad man! Your list is grotesque!
Grotesque!
I despise Tom Hanks but I would fuck him just to
make him do degrading, horrible things. I'd get into
domanitrix mode, for sure.
I would marry Tom Cruise only for the money and never have sex. He's repulsive.
Tom Hulce I would gleefully kill.
(Note to self: Where's all this hostility coming from tonight?)
Ready boys?
Angela Bassett
Angela Landsbury
Angie Dickinson
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 20:45:29
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I thought Tom Hulce would be liked. He's so cute in Animal House.
Angie Dickinson was (maybe still is) a fox - I'll marry her
Angela Bassett - fuck
Landsbury - someone will have to solve the mystery of her murder
Tim Curry
Tim Robbins
Tim Roth
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 21:48:11
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marry Tim Roth, fuck Tim Curry (dragged up to the nines) and kill Robbins, he's soiled goods anyway
for the gals:
Sting
Springstein
Clapton
for the guys:
Diana Ross
Tina Turner
Celine Dion
*chuckle*
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Edited by - starmekitten on 03/31/2005 23:41:44 |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 06:10:34
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I'll fuck Bruce, marry Eric (he'll be dead soon anyhow) and kill Sting.
There is no way I'll touch any of the ladies on your list Tre, sorry.
Steve Martin
Robbin Williams
Jerry Seinfeld
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 06:16:07
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And I'd do the ladies purely for the pleasure of killing Celine, marry Tina and fuck Diana.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 12:19:37
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This is so gross! I get stuck choosing between
Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Jerry Seinfeld?!
Marry Steve Martin (he is clever and funny)
Immediately rid the world of Robin Williams (no need to thank me, it'll be my pleasure to shut him up!)
Jerry Seinfeld...I can't I can't. fine. Just once I'd fuck him. Oh god.
Surfer, I'd happily host your and Tina's civil union. It'll be
a fun party!
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie
Shannon Dougherty
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 12:56:08
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M-Aniston (because she is the least wacked-out of the three)
F-Angelina Jolie (nice body, nicer lips)
K-Dougherty and her lopsided face.
David Letterman
Jay Leno
Howard Stern
 "Join the Cult of Dan Haggerty / And star in low budget mountain man films" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 12:21:28
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(Nice shortland, BLT. May I steal it?)
M - David Letterman -- I feel like I'm already married to him. He and my husband seem very similar
K - Jay Leno. a) he's not funny b) no one should have sex with anybody with that big a chin
F - Howard Stern. My guess is he'd be vanilla boring in bed.
Hillary Clinton
Monica Lewinsky
Chelsea Clinton
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 12:48:02
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I think Tina and I would make a lovely couple.
Can we have some more men please, I'm all ladied out.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 12:49:46
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M - Chelsea (horrible, but who else could I choose)
F - Hillary
K - Monica
Bob Hope
Bob Newhart
Bob Barker |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 12:53:53
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Bob Hope is dead, so my work here is done. I'll fuck Newhart (once only and with the lights off) and kill Barker since I haven't a clue who he is and suspect I don't want to.
Or is that cheating?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 13:06:17
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Bob Hope is dead, so my work here is done. I'll fuck Newhart (once only and with the lights off) and kill Barker since I haven't a clue who he is and suspect I don't want to.
Three females' names, please... |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 13:07:28
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 13:12:27
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Goldie Hawn, Melanie Griffiths, Meg Ryan.
All in current state of plastic surgery hell, not in cute pre surgery days.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 15:11:25
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3 men please, lest I choose them myself
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 15:32:18
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Marry: Meg...she's tolerable.
Hump: Melanie...in spite of her recent surgeries, I could still imagine her in "Something Wild" without even closing my eyes.
Kill: Goldie. She's pretty old so she probably wouldn't have long left anyway.
William "Kirk" Shatner
Walter "Chekhov" Koenig
George "Sulu" Takei |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 17:38:30
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Listen, BLT, no one's gonna go for the
Star Trek guys, OK? Can you pleeeeeeeease
get another trio? Thanks, man!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 07:13:31
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marry Chekov (I liked him anyway) fuck Sulu and kill Kirk
(I went to a trekkie convention once you know, got the shirt and everything)
(anyway)
Kiefer Sutherland
Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez (sp?)
sporty spice
ginger spice
scary spice
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 07:29:02
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I feel a little dirty, but:
M - Sporty
F - Ginger (can we say circa 1996?)
K - Scary
How about: Rachel; Phoebe; Monica
Did we do that one already?
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 09:51:08
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K - Kiefer Sutherland
F - Charlie Sheen
M - Emilio Estevez (though I can't quite picture him)
Well done, Cheesey. I admire your fortitude.
Nice confession on the Trekkie convention, Tre.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 10:26:44
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You're welcome, I expect.
Some chaps for you?
Cult of Frank
floop
Homer's Pet Monkey
I know what I'd say...
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 10:31:36
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pass?
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 11:24:33
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Simon! I am shocked! Seriously. You cannot suggest
that any forum member kill another forum member!
While I would be honored to share marital status or,
you know, *blushes*, any of the forum men
you mention, I could never, ever cause mortal harm
to any fellow forumite.
Now how about you choose among
Rachel; Phoebe; Monica
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 09:56:33
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 18:12:06
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I remain unwilling to kill one of those
three wonderful guys. Can we have another
list, please?
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
