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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  01:51:21  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Fuck Monica, kill Phoebe, marry Rachel

New one for the ladies:
- the male stripper with a glove fetish
- the Harley riding Swiss butcher
- the German ex paratrooper molecular biologist


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2005 :  12:36:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No fair, Denis! That's Surfer's real-life list.


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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2005 :  09:11:56  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh, MY.

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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2005 :  15:37:06  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I strongly recommend killing the german, fucking glove fetish and marrying the butcher

Gentlemen - Dita Von Teese, Pamela Anderson and Brody Dalle

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2005 :  15:44:33  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Eugh.

OK. Marry Dita, just to diddle Manson. Kill Pamela, many times over. And, against my better judgement, roll in the hay with Brody.


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2005 :  19:13:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And could the ladies get a trio now?


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2005 :  19:52:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Elliot Smith
Jim Morrison
Jerry Garcia


Nu Metal Sucks!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  03:24:38  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That's actually tougher than it looks.

Jerry dies (despite my initial thoughts of marrying him, outliving him and having fun on my inheritance plus he'd probably get some pretty damn good weed), Jim and I have an unforgettable night and Elliot and I get married and go live in the middle of nowhere

Gabrielle Reece
Maria Sharapova
Amanda Beard

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  09:36:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Damn good one... I'm drooling

Fuck Gabrielle Reece
Kill Maria Sharapova
Marry Amanda Beard




Nu Metal Sucks!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  11:01:51  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ladies turn please

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  11:05:34  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
we demand fresh meat!


sorry, carried away, I blame the sun


Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Edited by - starmekitten on 04/24/2005 11:06:00
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  11:37:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Roger Federer
Tom Brady
Derek Jeter


Nu Metal Sucks!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  12:48:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rosie O'Donnell
Janet Reno
LBF's mom
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  13:15:05  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kill Roger Federer, fuck Tom Brady and marry Derek Jeter

Eartha Kitt as Catwoman, Michelle Pffeifer as Catwoman and Halle Berry as, you guessed it Catwoman

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  13:20:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And a round for the ladies! (Exactly what I would have
done with that trio, Surfer!)


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  13:32:33  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Jude Law
Clive Owen
Hugh Grant

Sorry editing that - Huge Grunt is too insipid to even play, I'll give you Ewan Mcgregor instead.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 04/24/2005 13:33:57
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  14:05:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the Catwomen

Eartha Kitt
Michelle Pfeifer
Halle Berry


Damn, the catwoman get up makes hot bitches look ugly.

kill eartha
fuck michelle
marry halle


I'd have to say julie looks the least atrocious in the costume



julie newmar



... guitar god potion
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  14:06:13  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kill Rosie O'D, snuggle up for the night with Janet Reno, and marry LBF's mom (the novelty went a long time ago).


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  14:20:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Kill Rosie O'D, snuggle up for the night with Janet Reno, and marry LBF's mom (the novelty went a long time ago).




yeah floop, you hackneyed son of a bitch


... guitar god potion
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  17:10:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
and marry LBF's mom (the novelty went a long time ago).



your mom did
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  18:58:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mind if I interrupt the "your mom" to answer
Surfer's question?

Jude Law - KILL
Clive Owen - marry
Hugh Grant - fuck

Gentlemen, ready?

floop's mom
LBF's mom
Goddess Theory





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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  19:08:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
goddess theory is a dude


... guitar god potion
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2005 :  19:18:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know that, LBF. Or should I say, so's your mom.
Kidding, kidding.

Now answer the question before you!


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  00:44:28  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*kicks self for forgetting Julie Newmar*

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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  08:21:18  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I don't want to fuck anybodies mom.

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  09:55:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Beck
Joey S.
Rich G.


... guitar god potion
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  10:40:01  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think I would have to Marry Joey, fuck Rich and kill Beck. Although I think I outweigh Rich by a good thirty pounds.

For the boys:
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Ashlee Simpson

(LBF, did you get my email? Write me back!)



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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  12:26:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And a new trio for the ladies, please.


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  13:59:51  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Pretty please?

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  14:25:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As Aretha Franklin said, Surfer, "Sisters are doing
it for themselves." I give you:


Charles Thompson
Lead singer of Mastodon (name escapes me at the moment)
A young James Dean


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  23:08:57  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kill young James Dean, fuck Charles (I'd be too overwhelmed to marry him & it would be a very unbalanced relationship) and marry Troy Sanders since he is probably the nicest man I know

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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2005 :  23:18:09  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Michael Keaton
Val Kilmer
George Clooney


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2005 :  01:14:15  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kill Ashlee Simpson
Fuck Jessica Simpson
Marry Britney Spears.


Denis

"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!"
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2005 :  05:44:55  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kill Michael Keaton, fuck George Clooney and marry Val Kilmer

Grace Kelly
Kim Novack
Marilyn Monroe

Steve Mcqueen (circa Bullit)
Paul Newman (circa Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid)
Robert Redford (circa Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid)




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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2005 :  05:53:35  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
marry Newman
Fuck Steve McQueen (and I mean f-u-c-k with a capital fuck)(I mean a lot as well)(*swoon*)(sheesh)(can I post a picture?)
kill Redford dead

Brett Anderson
Jarvis Cocker
Mr E


when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth
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