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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:43:18
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Frank Black
Jack White
Jack Black
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Jessica Simpson
Katherine Keener
Patricia Arquette
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 16:40:22
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Nice one, LBF! Nice one!
Frank Black - marry in a heartbeat
Jack White - fuck, just to piss of Dayanara
Jack Black - kill immediately and with much relish
Diana Ross
Diane Arbus
Lady Di
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 05:48:34
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But you've gone and done it again Kathryn, you've picked 3 munters!
Why do I always return for the annoying dogs? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 06:33:16
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You could do what I do and leave quietly pretending that you never looked and wait till someone posts some hotties.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 07:19:24
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A horse
A horse
A horse
My kingdom for a horse! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 10:37:13
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Oh no, Surfer, what you suggest makes too much sense
and is too subtle to Homers would never do it. He must
let his presence and displeasure be known. Meanwhile, I did
my best, I was so dignified, with the likes of Ric Ocasek and
Chris Kattan and Ozzy.
Gentlemen, I repeat:
Diana Ross
Diane Arbus
Lady Di
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:35:27
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after a google search for diane arbus...
i would marry ms. arbus - she seems to be quite talented, and can take lots of photos of me for album covers
i would fuck the late princess di - i wouldn't really want to, but once again, for history's sake
i would kill diana ross and her crazy ass hair
the battle of the bobs:
bob dylan
bob odenkirk
bob pollard
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 04:46:13
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
He must let his presence and displeasure be known.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Hahaha.
Pot
Kettle
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 04:51:13
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Uh? I think I'll choose randomly: fuck Pot, marry Black, kill Kettle.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:34:26
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Hehe, I was hoping that by writing that phrase that way, that someone would attempt to answer it.
Teehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 11:29:59
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You know the French, Homers, they're so adventurous.
Brian, your lovely Ms. Arbus killed herself many years
ago but she's got yet another retrospective in, I think,
the MOMA. You should go check it out.
Ready, gents?
• Donna A from the Donnas
• Sleater-Kinney's Corin Tucker
• Le Trigre's Johanna Fateman
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 16:07:05
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I don't care what you do with the rest, but Donna A is mine.
For the Ladies:
Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Chewbacca
or:
Alec/Steven/William Baldwin
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 17:12:27
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 19:43:35
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darwin, you're such a romantic. "dreamy." I can't remember
the last time I used that adjective to describe a guy. Seventh
grade? No, wait. Last week.
Definitely kill Alec
can't tell the diff between Steven and Billy Baldwin so whatever.
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Avril Lavigne
I feel dirty just typing those names.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 01:33:58
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That's a tricky one, I'm going to opt out I think. My first instinct was to kill Avril Lavigne, but I wouldn't really want to marry or, y'know, have relations with either of the others, the dirty skanks. I would imagine Avril was the most hygenic of the lot...
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 02:01:14
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Kill Christina
Fuck Avril
Marry Britney (did I just say that?)
Here's a tricky one for the ladies:
Billy Radcliffe
Robert 'Onion' Zubrin
Bartholomew
And for the boys:
Nadine
Lorraine
the Preacher's daughter
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 07:04:26
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well,
goodbye lorraine, you're dead
i just fucked her, so there she goes nadine
and i can't save the preacher's daughter, but if i do i'll be singing all the way, so i'll marry her
for the ladies, see previous post
for the gents:
kelley deal
kelly kapowski (aka tiffany amber-thiesen on saved by the bell [high school, not college])
kelly rowland (destiny's child)
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 12:21:32
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To help the ladies decide about Denis' list (Billy Radcliffe, Robert 'Onion' Zubrin and Bartholomew), here is a photo
of Robert "Case for Mars" Zubrin:
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:03:29
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Hey K, I think you made a mistake. That's Bryan Ferry on that pic.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:05:09
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This is why I love you, Denis. Your wit and charm.
And the fact that you love Frank almost as much as
I do.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 03:46:49
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
• Le Trigre's Johanna Fateman
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Actually that is Le Tigre's (and formerly Bikini Kill's) Kathleen Hanna.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 03:50:31
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Oh and I'll kill Kelly Rowland, fuck Kelly Kapowski and marry Kelly Deal.
Charlotte Hatherley
Charlotte Church
Good Charlotte
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 12:08:53
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This is what Charlotte Church looks like these days,
at a legit 18:
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 10:37:50
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Fuck: Good Charlotte (with something blunt)
Marry: Charlotte Hatherly
Kill: Charlotte Church
Harvey Keitell
Robert De Niro
Ed Harris
wilhelm |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 11:33:50
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Ooh good choice!
Kill Harvey, fuck Ed and marry Bob.
okay
Uma Thurman
Juliette Binoche
Julianne Moore
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 12:13:34
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Where;s the new lineup for the ladies?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:09:17
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I can safely kill Julianne Moore, and very, very happily marry Juliette Binoche.
Which leaves Uma. Hi, Uma!
Meg Ryan
Sandra Bullock
Kate Hudson
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:28:46
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I ask anew, where is the lineup for the ladies?
Quick, lest I make up my own. Never know who I might kill.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:31:43
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I ask anew, where is the lineup for the ladies?
Quick, lest I make up my own. Never know who I might kill.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 04:28:48
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Why in the world would you kill Julianne Moore? You're out of your mind. Must be all this cheese you eat.
If I had been given the choice before Simon wrecked it all, I'd have killed Juliette Binoche*, fucked Uma and married Julianne. Too late, so: I'll kill Sandra Bullock, fuck Meg Ryan and marry Kate Hudson (don't know her but she looks super cute).
Next one for the ladies:
Steve Buscemi
Tim Roth
Michael Madsen
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 05:02:34
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Too easy - kill Steve (sickly looking man, probably doing him a favour), fuck Tim and marry Michael
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Brody Dalle
Melissa Auf de Maur
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 06:03:25
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Easy enough - kill Brody Dalle (repeatedly), screw Manson and marry Auf Der Mer.
Wilma Flintstone, Marge Simpson, Leila from Futurama
Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, Fry from Futurama
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 06:21:29
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Marry Wilma
Kill Marge
Fuck Leela
next one:
Orlando Bloom
Viggo Mortensen
Elijah Wood
or
Cate Blanchett
Miranda Otto
Liv Tyler
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 06:25:33
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Kill Miranda
Fuck Liv
Marry Cate
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 06:27:01
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Ew!
Fuck Orlando Bloom (cringe-city!)
Marry Viggo Mortensen
Kill Elijah Wood
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
