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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 02/08/2005 : 17:18:54
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Ooh tough one.
Shag Natasha 'cos she looks like pure filth.
Marry Carolynana 'cos she is one of the nicest people I have never met, and to be perfectly honest - FIT!
Sadly I have to kill Scarlett. I have only seen her in Lost In Translation, and she was lovely in that, but there just isn't room for her anywhere other than the morgue.
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Magliadoro
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Posted - 02/21/2005 : 19:54:50
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For the ladies:
George Lucas
Stephen King
Stephen Speilberg
For the gents:
Enya
Alizee
Samantha Carter (The character, not the actress) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 04:49:33
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I'd kill Enya 'cos she is getting on a bit now.
I'd marry Alizee 'cos she is by far the best looking.
I'd shag Samantha 'cos it's the only one left (though I have no idea who she is)
OK, here's one for the guys again.
Charleze Theron
Sharon Stone
Thora Birch
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/01/2005 04:52:44 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 05:11:58
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Fuck Charlize
Marry Sharon
Kill Thora
This one's for floop but everybody can answer:
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci
Salma Hayek
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 05:17:05
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I refuse to even consider sleeping with any of Magliodoro's options, so I'd kill Jennifer, fuck Salma and marry Monica
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 11:03:36
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Kill Salma
Fuck Monica
Marry Jennifer
One for the ladies :
Clive Owen
Jude Law
Ethan Hawke |
Edited by - The Holiday Son on 03/01/2005 11:25:09 |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 06:13:29
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Kill Ethan Hawke (how could he leave Uma?), fuck Jude Law, marry Clive Owen.
Gentlemen:
Drew Barrymore, Alicia Silverstone, Kirsten Dunst.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 06:18:07
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Fuck Drew, kill Alicia, marry Kirsten
Jake Gyllenhall
Elijah Wood
Tobey Maguire
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 08:55:31
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Kill Tobey, fuck Jake, marry Elijah (he's got awesome taste in music)
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner and Charlize Theron.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 09:00:57
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can we kill more than 1?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 15:33:22
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There wouldn't be much of a game then, would there?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 17:05:49
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I am so afraid to play this game. Have lurked for months.
Can we get a truly compelling trio for the ladies? Some
musicians, say?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 17:32:50
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fuck angelina, marry charlize, kill jennifer garner
ok, K
lyle lovett
ric ocasek
geddy lee
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 19:01:07
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Holy monkey! I guess I asked for it, huh? Can't complain then.
Can I just kill myself instead? Is that a possibility in the game?
Marry Geddy Lee (don't ask why).
I can't figure out who is less appealing, LL or Ric Ocasek. God this is painful. I've actually stepped away from my Mac for a few minutes, just to brace myself.
OK. Kill Lyle L., fuck Ric Ocasek but only because he's got
that Boston-area band thing going on, Frank-stylee.
What a horrendous ordeal this was. I guess it's always
difficult the first time.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 01:14:59
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ummm, now you have to put up some broads or blokes that need to be humped, hitched, and hanged.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:18:56
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Oh, thanks, shiner. Here goes, and I will try to be kind and not
repeat past rounds:
Debbie Harry circa 1979
Debbie Gibson circa 1985
Donna Summer circa 1978
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:25:54
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Slightly off topic - but I saw Debbie Gibson's Playboy shoot yesterday and couldn't believe my eyes!
You want it all but you can't have it.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:33:08
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Marry Debbie H, fuck Donna S, kill Debbie G
(Does Debbie G have famous songs? I think I've never heard of her apart from the Pixies song)
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:33:45
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Is it available online, Surfer?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:46:34
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I didn't see it online - but I shall seek it out.
Kill Chuck, fuck Jackie ('cos it'd be fun) - marry Bruce (and then we will have a beautiful life of fucking).
Juliette Lewis, PJ Harvey, Karen O
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:50:33
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Oooh, seek, seek! Thanks!
Now how about a nice trio for the ladies?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 07:04:16
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Woody Harrelson, John Malcovitch (sp?), James Spader
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 07:11:01
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Leave it to a woman to come up with a compelling list!
Thanks, Nic!
I would relish killing Woody Harrelson and his wacko hippie
bullshit trip. (Oooh, I sound a lot more aggressive about this
than I had realized.)
John Malcovitch would provide an amusing, interesting hour or two in bed. Let me remind everyone of the fabulous look on his
face when he uttered the sentence "Now, it's time for some
Latin terms."
James Spader I would marry in a heartbeat and live and fuck with in wedded bliss. Matter of fact, I might pop over to the Pix of
Beautiful Men thread and pay my respects.
Ready fellas?
Kim Gordon circa 2005
Kim Deal circa 1992 (not before or after)
Lil Kim circa whenever
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 07:23:18
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I'll do Nicole's cause I can't kill any of kathryn's:
I'll kill Juliette Lewis and I won't even feel sorry. I'll fuck Karen O and I'll marry PJ.
One for the ladies:
Alice Cooper
Ozzy Osbourne
Gene Simmons
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 07:30:09
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I'm sorry. Did I misunderstand your perfect English, Tennis?
You can't kill Li'l Kim? She is the very definition of skank. She's
a walking disease.
Gene Simmons has got to go. He's not even worth
a curiosity fuck.
I think I'd sleep with Ozzy. It'd be quick and I wouldn't feel a thing. I don't think he could even get it up with Viagra. Your list may be
moot, Tennis.
Oh, jeez, I'm left getting hitched to Alice Cooper.
Gentlemen, this still awaits you:
Kim Gordon circa 2005
Kim Deal circa 1992 (not before or after)
Lil Kim circa whenever
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 17:56:12
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i would kill lil' kim. no question
i would fuck kim gordon now, just for the history of it. "i fucked someone who played with sun ra and mike watt!"
i would marry kim deal circa 1992, get her to clean up her act earlier and encourage more breeders records, and talk her into ending this silly pixies reunion after this summer.
for the ladies:
Carrot Top
Pauly Shore
Chris Kattan
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 18:20:10
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Who's Chris Kattan?
(Thanks for getting Kim to make more Breeders records, Bri!)
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 18:50:08
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chris kattan is the one on the desk!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 10:41:19
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Can't I kill them all?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:56:59
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Maybe it's time for a new game--"Kill, Kill, Kill."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:00:28
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Nah, let's continue.
Boys,
Maggie Thatcher
Camilla Parker Bowles
Fergie (Andrew's ex, not the chick from the Peas)
chop, chop, let's go
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:44:58
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Trust me to walk back in for this shit one.
Kill Maggie
Fuck Camilla
Marry Fergie
Joe Montana
Dan Marino
Walter Payton |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 10:53:07
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Shit? That is what you call my trio? Thanks, Homers.
Whereas I was going to congratulate you on coming
up with three American football players.
Marry Walter Payton, he was kinda cute
Fuck Dan Marino
Definitely kill Joe Montana. Yuck.
I'll let someone else take a turn now. Wouldn't want to
offend Homers again.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:34:27
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A bigamist.
Shit up.
Bill. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:15:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Trust me to walk back in for this shit one.
Kill Maggie
Fuck Camilla
Marry Fergie
I would've done the same, but then again, there wasn't much choice...
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
