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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:37:59
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Nah uh. You're not gonna do my Pistons trio first? No fair!
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:41:34
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If I were a woman (which I am not) I know which way it would go... 2 of 3 would die... meaning I would fuck one like a female spider fucks her husband =)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 20:51:36
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Spiders have husbands?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 00:03:40
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 04:30:09
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Just do the Pistons trio and cut out the jokes, darwin! 
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 11:35:19
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Yes, spiders have husbands.
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 13:19:35
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Am I gonna have to do my own trio?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 13:49:37
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I'd do mine, hehe
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 14:04:11
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Where's the team spirit, people!?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 21:59:14
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Someone who dos'nt want to become a celebrity.
Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 16:43:36
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Um, fuck someone who doesn't want to be a celebrity, marry and subsequently kill Paris Hilton.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 16:49:20
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Um, fuck someone who doesn't want to be a celebrity, marry and subsequently kill Paris Hilton.
Interesting. I would much rather fuck and kill Paris Hilton, then marry someone who is not a celebrity.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 18:40:45
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 21:25:13
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Well, if I marry Paris and then kill her, but the authorities never find out, maybe I'll get her money.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 21:45:51
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Well, if I marry Paris and then kill her, but the authorities never find out, maybe I'll get her money.
Good point, but your motive would be too obvious. I doubt you would get that Hilton fortune. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 07:06:22
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Marry-
Fuck-
Kill-
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 18:19:17
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Coldie, who's the guy with the big, um, gun?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 01:40:06
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Looks like Christophe Lambert. Ask Tre about him.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 10:58:10
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Isn't he Belgian?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 11:33:26
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I wish he were...
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 12:02:07
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Why don't you give a trio for the ladies, Denis, instead of making cute jokes
at my expense?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 16:17:33
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British and a French passport you know.
Why isn't he in films anymore?
I want to watch Highlander now.
Three for the ladies
Christian Bale
Toby Maguire
Cillian Murphy
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 16:23:11
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Can i just pick Christopher Lambert?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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puredenizenofthecitizensb
- FB Fan -
Uzbekistan
150 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2005 : 21:41:51
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vilainde
kathryn
starmekitten
 How come we say Los Angeleez?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2005 : 04:53:37
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marry Kathryn in a hetero life partner vibe
fuck denis because he's well cute
and top myself after because, well there's not much to live for after reaching such dizzying heights.
Although I always said if I were going to top myself I'd take a few with me....
Christian Bale
Cillian Murphy
Toby Maguire
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2005 : 10:08:11
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I'll get one on the go for the blokes to answer. At least one will be a man, pick wisely. You may choose a fourth option of things to do as well.
Sons & Daughters
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/23/2005 : 17:56:21
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This thread will not die, dammit!
Here is a b/w trio of rocker chicks.
Go!
Kristen Hersh
Neko Case
Tanya Donnelly
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 01:11:36
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Marry Tanya, for sure. Um, kill Neko Case I guess, for no particular reason.
Which leaves Kristin...
Ian Dury
Ian Curtis
Iain M Banks
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 01:17:50
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Originally posted by starmekitten
marry Kathryn in a hetero life partner vibe
fuck denis because he's well cute
and top myself after because, well there's not much to live for after reaching such dizzying heights.
I can't believe I missed this post.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:42:46
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Damn you, Simon, this is the toughest one so far!
Ian Dury - kill, couldn't possibly do anything else with him, much as i love his old songs
Ian Curtis - Marry posthumously?
Iain M Banks - i can't even say it. ugh.
Next trio:
Catherine Zeta-Jones - circa now
Catherine Oxenberg - circa now
Catherine Deneuve circa now
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:48:55
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Yeah! I arrive just in time to fuck Catherine Zeta-Jones. Talk about good timing.
Don't know the second one, she looks like a blonde Carole Bouquet. Marry her.
Kill Catherine Deneuve. I'd have married her if it was circa 40 years earlier though.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:51:30
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Kevin Spacey
Kevin Costner
Kevin Cline
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:54:35
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Kevin Spacey - most definitely marry
Kevin Costner - dispatch with much glee
I guess that leaves ...
Kevin Kline - ew
This one's for Denis, because he had too much fun with the last one:
Paula Abdul
Christina Aguilera
Amy Sedaris
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 06:28:01
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you're kidding! Spacey looks like the most boring guy on earth. You should have married Kline, he rulez.
So. I have no idea who Amy is, she's ugly on some pics but kinda cute on others, so I'll marry her. Paula Abdul, I don't remember much of her, but I know she's on American Idol and that deserves death penalty IMO.
And so I end up screwing Cristina's brains out (brains? Cristina??). You knew it would happen anyway.
Hey guys, let's steal Clint Eastwood's chicks! Haha! I give you
Sondra Locke
Marcia Gay Harden
Hilary Swank
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 06:57:31
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Denis, Amy Sedaris is David Sedaris' hilarious, talented sister.
Also, stop saying "rulez" - you know it drives me wild.
Now where's a trio of guys?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
