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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
 Posted - 08/24/2005 : 08:56:03
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If Sondra still looked like that than definitely I'd fuck her, kill Gay Harden (her fakey accent ruined Pollack for me) and marry Hillary sure because she's smart but mainly because her last name is the name of one a them classy girly mags.
Alright ladies:
Crispin Glover
Eugene Levy
Tom Jones |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 08:59:16
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A trio for the ladies, Heywood, or this game's dead in the water again.
And one for the guys while you're at it. Chop chop.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 09:03:16
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Okay, one for the DUDES.
Parker Posey
Isabella Rosellini
Madonna |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 17:26:32
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buzzer
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
47 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 11:29:25
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Parker Posey kill
Isabella Rosellini marry
Madonna fuck
for the girls
bruce willis
john claude van damme
Sly stallone
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 18:48:40
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Bjork
Deanne Berry
Davina McColl |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 19:01:08
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Originally posted by Carl
Bjork
Deanne Berry
Davina McColl
Because the two guy trios are unappetizing
marry Bjork
kill whoever Deanne Berry is, based on google image
fuck Davina McColl
Still available
Bruce Willis
van damme
Stallone
Crispin Glover
Eugene Levy
Tom Jones
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 00:18:15
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Alright, in the interest of keeping this thread alive I'll say, if I was gay I'd kill Tom Jones, fuck Crispin and marry Eugene only because he's involved with making Christopher Guest films.
And as far as Bruce, Van Damme and Sly. They should all be executed! Maybe I'd spare Bruce if just for Moonlighting.
How about: Jessica Simpson, Kristin Scott Thomas and Jessica Alba. |
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Bress
- FB Fan -
Australia
0 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:16:05
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I just stumbled onto this forum and found your MarryFuckKill game strangely mesmerising, like a lowbrow magazine one might read in a waiting room. It deserves to live on, for psychological research purposes, and if only so I can envisage killing some celebrities (and fucking the sexy ones).
I would fuck Jessica Alba and probably die from pleasure overload. But if I survived, I'd have to marry Kirstin Scott Thomas, who seems kinda interesting even though she's getting on a bit, and kill Jessica Simpson, who is severely overrated and an incredibly bad marriage prospect.
Here are a couple to keep it rolling:
Laetitia Casta
Carolina Ardohain
Almuenda Fernandez
Whoooah, my willy wouldn't know which way to turn...
And for the ladies, its a battle of the rock vocalists:
Mike Patton
Robert Plant (circa 1971)
Jim Morrison (when he was alive) |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:53:54
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FUCK Mike Patton till he's dead - couldn't care which of the others live
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 09:41:13
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Who's your daddy, Surfer, who's your daddy, baby?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 11:35:54
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You gotta try to make your selections a little more interesting Bress, all them chicks I had to google and they all have that "assembled in a factory" look to them. Maybe I'd fuck all of them, then marry them. And when they all found out I was a bigamist I'd have them ELIMINATED.
Mick Jagger
Peter Fonda (in his Easy Rider days)
Robert DeNiro
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Bress
- FB Fan -
Australia
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Posted - 09/08/2005 : 00:33:13
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 08:03:55
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Marry Fonda
Fuck Jagger
Kill DeNiro
For the guys -
Julia Roberts
Meg Ryan
Sandra Bullock
For the ladies -
Kevin Bacon
Marc Ruffalo
James Spader
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 09:39:00
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Marry Meg
Fuck Julia
Kill Sandra |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 21:47:44
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"all dem bitches should be shot yo." Lil' John
For the ladies:
Vincent Gallo
Steve Buscemi
Johnny Depp
DUDES!:
Shelley Duvall
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Elizabeth Hurley |
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Bress
- FB Fan -
Australia
0 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 02:26:34
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Kill Shelley (knock down her door with an axe, like in the Shining)
Fuck Jennifer (not familiar with her work, but she's a good sort)
Marry Liz
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 03:14:27
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marry buscemi, fuck depp, kill gallo
Kathryn, sometimes you aren't going to like the trio but it's besides the point, you just play the game. Now stop making such a bloody fuss.
Joey
Ross
Chandler
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 10:00:38
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I've seen Vincent Gallo's wang... in Chloe Sevigny's mouth! Yikes!!!
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 10:17:52
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What, in person?! Or you do mean that movie? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 04:21:09
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Originally posted by starmekitten
Joey
Ross
Chandler
Honestly, I've never watched Friends. Dunno who those guys are and don't feel like image-googling. Here's a trio we are all familiar with (oh, this is gonna be a toughie):
Lyle Workman
Scott Boutier
Rich Gilbert
(No McDave, he's in my basement. Chained to the wall.)
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 18:36:40
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| (You mean he's not chained to the pillars, for a three day party, kathryn?) ;) |
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