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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 05/29/2005 : 08:33:40
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LBF, man, you are a pain in the ass. I can't work with this trio.
Even putting team affiliations aside, I can't do it.
Martinez is too ugly. Johnny Damon isn't even human-looking (remember, we're putting love of one's baseball team aside here). Jeter? OK I'd fuck but the other two I can't do anything with.
I'll sit this one out.
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 08:42:09
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Patricia Arquette - fuck
Salma Hyak - KILL
Uma Thurman - Marry
You are obviously not a guy.
I am and I'd do the same as Kathryn with those three. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 08:26:40
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Arquette and her bad teeth - die
Hayek - marry (just so there could be longterm fucking)
Thurman - fuck
Yay! This is obviously the only way it should be done.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 10:30:59
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Kathryn this is how it's done.
Derek Jeter - the Yankee must die (he's probably is the cutest of the bunch, but he's so fucking overrated)
Johnny Damon - fuck, he's kind of cute with the beard
Pedro Martinez - marry, he's one of the greatest pitchers ever, Hall of Famer
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 10:34:46
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Tina Fey
Tina Yothers
Kristy McNichol |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 11:39:07
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Yes, The Holiday Son! Thank you!
darwin, Johnny Damon, cute? I don't think so. I'll do him but only with the proverbial paperbag over his head.
I'm dying to learn what you guys say about Tina Fey. Dying.
A trio for the ladies?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 15:46:33
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Stone Phillips
Rock Hudson
Chris Rock |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 12:58:06
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You, darwin, are a very bad man. Nonetheless, I will suck it up and say...
Marry Chris Rock because he'd always make me laugh
Fuck Stone Phillips
Kill poor Rock Hudson
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 13:26:04
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Nobody seems interested taking Tina Fey over Tina Yohters. Odd.
I was sure Stone Phillips was going to die. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:14:45
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Not odd when you consider that Tina Fey is a skank.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:16:06
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:31:25
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Maybe because Tina Fey's era of SNL sucks. Big time.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:37:40
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I have never met her though a good friend of mine works
at SNL and has less than nice things to say about her.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:33:27
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I have never met her though a good friend of mine works
at SNL and has less than nice things to say about her.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
She's still the "fuck" or "marry" over Yothers and McNichol. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:35:59
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I have an issue with former child stars being deemed hot.
High ick-factor.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:40:59
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| Nobody is claiming they're hot. Tina Yothers never was hot. McNichol mildly had her day. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:47:00
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So we agree,Tina Fey not hot?!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:49:20
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| Oh no! Tina Fey is hot. She wasn't a child star, was she? I thought you were just talking about Yothers and McNichol. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:55:11
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Tina Fey
a) not a child star
b) not hot
btw, where are we in the proceedings here? Is there a trio for the women?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 16:06:22
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| You answered last and didn't give a list. Shame on you. And we can probably consider the trio for the men dead since nobody apparently wants any of them. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 16:18:50
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Okay...
F: Kristy McNichol
M: Tina Yothers
K: Tina Fey
Dick Sargent
Dick York
Andy Dick |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 17:45:24
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I can't tell the difference between the Dicks but I know that Andy Dick must die, so
Kill - Andy Dick
Fuck - Dick York
Marry - Dick Sargent
Here's another Tina trio for y'all.
Tina Weymouth
Tina Turner
(Chris)Tina Aguilera
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 00:58:47
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Obviously marry Tina Weymouth; kill Tina Turner; and I'm not pleased by the idea but I'll have to have sexual intercourse with Aguilera. Can't I have Britney instead?
Bond girls:
Denise Richards
Carole Bouquet
Kim Basinger
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 04:12:20
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Oh I knew you'd ask for Britney, I knew it!
Denise Richards rulez!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 04:33:53
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I'd probably kill Kim Basinger, she's getting a little ropey. Maybe marry Denise Richards, and unfairly use Carole whats-her-face.
Britney Spears
Brittany Murphy
Brittany the region of France
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 04:42:35
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3 for the women please, and no geographical regions.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 15:04:19
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Um...fuck Brittany Murphy, kill Britney Spears, and marry Brittany in France. Polygamy is fun!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 17:04:01
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I'm gonna take it upon myself to list 3 for the women since kathryn requested it and VoVat didn't list any new people... so... here we go.
Ralph Macchio
Ralph Nader
Raphael
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
Edited by - TarTar on 06/04/2005 17:10:15 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 18:48:21
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A conundrum - do I complain about the choice of Ralphs or do
I thank TarTar for his effort.
Thanks, TT.
Marry - Macchio
Fuck - Raphael
Kill - Nader, though I voted for him
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 16:22:22
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You're welcome, Kathryn.
I guess it's up to me, once again.
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Natasha Henstridge
Rene Russo (played Natasha in the Rocky and Bullwinkle live action movie)
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 17:08:16
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M - Henstridge and have a lifetime of Fing
The other two are a toss-up, but I'd probably
F - Russo
K - Gregson
Tim Conway
Tiny Tim (the ukelele player)
Tim McGraw |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 17:30:05
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| God, either Tiny Tim or Tug McGraw's kid get to live. Too tough. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 17:35:18
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What's a Tim Conway?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:04:56
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With a nod to Thursday night's game:
A Pistons trio
Chauncey Billups
Richard Hamilton
Rasheeeeeeeeed
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:16:10
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Danica Patrick
Steffi Graf
Amanda Beard (olympic swimmer)
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
