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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 05/11/2005 : 18:05:15
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
How come? The broad shoulders?
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broad shoulders and absolutely no hips. and something about "her" ribcage... she has too much of a v-shaped back. know what i mean?
also, head tilted down obviously to hide a gigantic manly adams apple.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2005 : 18:08:32
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You seem to know an aaaaaaawful lot about this, Floopie.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2005 : 18:15:55
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what can i say, i live in LA
I guess floop WAS right!
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 22:08:59
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| Sure Kathryn. Replace Mason with Gilmour. Mason was a capricious person, anyway. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 11:18:18
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Ice ice baby you are too kind!
Jon Lovitz - kill
Jasper Johns - marry, for the art-world cred
David Gilmour circa 1972 (inside cover of Ummagumma) - fuck
I give you:
• Isabelle Hupert
• Isabella Rosellini
• Izzy Stradling
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 11:05:05
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Fuck Isabelle Huppert
Marry Isabella Rosellini
Kill Izzy Stradlin'
I'd prefer they were all a bit younger than they are now, including Izzy :)
Some porn stars for the ladies:
Peter North
Ron Jeremy
Rocco
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 13:15:50
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Kill The Hedgehog, fuck Rocco and marry Peter North
Gentlemen:
Jenna Jameson
Taylor Hayes
Kobe Tai
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 16:14:11
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It's been a whole day without an answer from one of the guy's
so I'm gonna go for it.
Gotta marry Jenna. She's so great.
Sex with Taylor.
Sorry, gotta kill Kobe T.
Next:
Margaret Thatcher
MaggieTrudeau
Princess Margaret
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 20:19:13
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 11:45:23
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No, no. I was setting that up as the new round.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 13:38:05
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Kathryn I'm starting to get worried that you and I are the only ones around here interested in doing any marrying, killing or fucking!
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 09:36:23
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Originally posted by Carl
You'd marry Margaret Thatcher?! For the love of criminey!!
Oh, right. Sorry. And I mean sorry! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 18:24:54
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Okay, I'm going to have to kill Margaret Thatcher, fuck Princess Margaret, and marry Margaret Trudeau.
Next:
Rivers Cuomo
River Phoenix
Joan Rivers
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 19:38:21
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Kill Rivers Cuomo, marry Phoenix, impregnate Joan Rivers.
Mikhail Bakunin
Karl Marx
Brian Wilson |
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fluoxetine
- FB Fan -
34 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 01:33:54
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Marry Wilson, bed Marx (loving the beard), kill the remainder.
Scrubs actresses!
Sarah Chalke (Elliot)
Judy Reyes (Carla)
Heather Graham (Molly)
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 01:40:16
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I'd have to kill Carla I'm afraid, although I have no particular objection to her. Marry Heather Graham, just because. That leaves Elliot for one's wicked way, too neurotic to marry, but she's definitely cute.
Frasier:
Roz
Daphne
Eddie
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fluoxetine
- FB Fan -
34 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 01:46:49
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Marry Daphne, fuck Roz, kill Eddie.
That one was pretty dangerous, you almost caught me out :P
Members of All Saints (British mid-nineties pop band, for all the non-Brits- Google is your friend :P)
Shaznay
Nicole
Mel
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 11:13:09
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We can do it, Surfer. You and I make a great team!
fluoxetine I was working at a disadvantage, being
heterosexual, non-Brit and having never heard of All Saints (which I gathered from my cursory googling is a good thing).
Shaznay - kill
Nicole - fuck
Mel - marry
Next
That guy from Mastodon
That guy from Queens of the Stone Age
That guy from the Pixies
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 11:18:25
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Fuck Mastodon
Kill QOTSA
Marry Pixies
(though quite honestly the Pixies and Mastodon one are totally interchangeable)
For you:
That guy from Six Feet Under (GET A TV for that alone Kathryn or even better - the series on DVD dark and funny. I think you'd love it)
That guy from The Catholics
That guy from Husker Du
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 12:41:30
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Surfer, you are too good to me!
That guy from Six Feet Under - I'd kill only so I could
That guy from The Catholics - Marry
That guy from Husker Du - Fuck but only once since he'd have to go back to his team
Next
Kim Deal
The bassist chick from Bowie's band, whose name escapes me
Tim Kingsbury, Arcade Fire's bassist
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 14:15:44
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Gotta marry Kim Deal.
Fuck Gail Ann Dorsey, though I know nothing about her.
Kill Tim Kingsbury, though I know nothing about him.
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 14:17:05
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Oh yeah, next is:
Nikki Tyler
Nikki Taylor
Nikki Sixx
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 15:21:04
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I guess the thread's gone bisexual, huh? Fine.
Marry Nikki Taylor because she's wholesome and sweet and survived a tragic accident
Fuck Nikki Tyler because I've never been with a porn star
DEFINITELY kill Nikki Sixx for obvious reasons.
TarTar, this was sheer brilliance and I can't do any better.
Can you give us another trio?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2005 : 11:55:45
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Okay. Another trio would be...
Brittany Daniel
Brittany Murphy
Britney Spears
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 11:48:55
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Damn! No takers. Fine, I'll do it myself.
Fuck Brittany Daniel. Don't know much about her, but she looks mighty nice in pics I've seen.
Marry Brittany Murphy. She's so crazy, never a dull moment with her around.
Kill Britney Spears. What a wench. I've never really thought she was anything special.
Next:
David Duchovny
David Spade
Larry David
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 12:29:56
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Larry David - marry, too funny to kill, but maybe too annoying to live with
David Duchovny - fuck, hunky
David Spade - kill for so many reasons
Heather Graham
Heather Locklear
Helen Hunt |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 12:35:45
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Larry David - marry, too funny to kill, but maybe too annoying to live with
David Duchovny - fuck, hunky
David Spade - kill for so many reasons
Heather Graham
Heather Locklear
Helen Hunt
Marry Heather Graham (easy part)
fuck... tough choice, Locklear 10 years ago
kill helen hunt
Ok...
Patricia Arquette
Salma Hyak
Uma Thurman
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 13:12:11
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Patricia Arquette - fuck
Salma Hyak - KILL
Uma Thurman - Marry
Joey Santiago
Joey Fatone
joe joe joey chabado
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 14:01:39
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What the hell is wrong with Salma?
... You Know What to Do |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 14:08:58
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Kathryn, is that last choice the Joey Joe Joe from the forum, or the one from the Simpsons episode?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 15:10:18
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LBF - skank
VV - forum
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 15:13:53
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Patricia Arquette - fuck
Salma Hyak - KILL
Uma Thurman - Marry
You are obviously not a guy. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 02:52:05
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darwin, I couldn't claim to be, what with my
being a woman and all. Tell you what, you take a go at
that trio and tell us how a man would do it. I'm gonna
guess you'd give Salma a lesson or two in the ins and outs
of science?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 21:10:39
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Arquette and her bad teeth - die
Hayek - marry (just so there could be longterm fucking)
Thurman - fuck |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 22:11:21
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Derek Jeter
Johnny Damon
Peedro Martinez
... You Know What to Do |
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
