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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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 Posted - 08/26/2004 : 09:59:16
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That goes beyond low cut, I think.
Kind regards,
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:17:36
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I don't pretend to be nice or old-fashioned, but I must say something: What about a great personality?
I'm in love with a girl (She doesn't like me, so maybe "in love with" isn't a correct translation) and believe me, she has the most charming boobs on earth, but I only realise it two weeks ago, because a friend of mine told me. I love her because she is really weird, the kind of girl who write erotic poems in her room but is affraid to say a dirty word on public (This is strange in a spanish girl, they are so... how to say it? Liberated  ). I gave her Bossanova last week (she is my friend after all) and told her to check out "Is she weird", but I'm sure she will not love it. Nobody's perfect.
So, a great body works for a one-night-only girl, but it doesn't make the difference for a relationship. After all, I don't know a smart man dating a Barbie.
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:22:16
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It's a nice theory but I'm not sure it works so well in real life
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:29:12
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It works, really. I've talked about it with many friends. And must be true, probably 'cause it's not a Macho man opinion.
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:27:47
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I think the whore's point does work in real life. People fall in love like that all the time. Any real man thinks that the woman he's in love with is beautiful all over.
This thread though is about lust, toes, big boobs, and (unfortunately) nail polish. Not love. More breast talk, please. |
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:30:22
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jesus, I spent four years with a fake man! And I never knew....
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:50:47
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On a similar note, in Chicago a few years ago there was a guy that kept getting chased out of groceries for squeezing the bread.
Where's Mr. Whipple when you need him?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 13:14:47
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Okay, forget my latest bland posts. Let's talk about tits:
I love big ones. Well, honestly, I like small ones too...
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 14:50:42
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What about medium-sized ones?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 14:52:37
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My top is not normally quite like that..but ya know drunkness and falling over make it look ten times worse than it is actually.
Im nto sying im NOT girly, just not girly ENOUGH for the perfume thing...
I drink and smoke
Until I choke
Until I'm broke
Cos' I want too
If We Sleep Together, Will You Like Me Better? |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:04:17
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I like boobs.
"sidewall" is my favorite new term.
Truthfully, their power cannot be denied.
Wars have been fought folks. Wars have been fought.
"They're big and round. They're all around. They're big and round. They're all around." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:06:54
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That's cool, because being girly doesn't have to be a bad thing.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:30:00
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Hey, MY history textbooks didn't cover the Boob Wars! Might have been more interesting if they had.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:58:03
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I think it's time to start an alternative "cock" thread... a willies, why I love and like type thing, heh heh willy, I love that word, it makes me giggle!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 23:18:36
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Boobs are an absolutely respectable reason to go war. I would die for them, but not for my country, a religion or an oil gallon.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 11:31:06
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I much prefer the word cock. Big, hard cock.
I drink and smoke
Until I choke
Until I'm broke
Cos' I want too
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Posted - 08/28/2004 : 11:39:14
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cock is great for downright smuttyness, but for child-like giggles, say the word willy in my presence and I shall not fail you!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 08/28/2004 : 11:40:59
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Willy gives me the creeps as well. it kae sme think of little boys...which i dont want to be thinking about. But i can see its comic factor.
I drink and smoke
Until I choke
Until I'm broke
Cos' I want too
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 18:32:32
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Gypsy, you must be the male forum members' favorite poster, what with your tales of lusting after other girls and your sweetly smutly posts. Rock on, sister!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:36:33
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Originally posted by kathryn
Scoop necks make them look bigger, Tre. At least on this side of the Atlantic. Christ, I can't believe this is what we are writing about. I bet the guys are getting a kick out of it.
Ugh. He had a ponytail? As I've posted elsewhere, I am all about
the bald look (for guys).
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
How u doin?
Oh and Cheesy, you know I could never have a ponytail, even if I was tasteless enough to want one.
As for toe sucking, I have had this done to me too by some erm, rather loose girl I once ended up in bed with. She went to the kitchen, got a Vienetta out (an ice cream treat for those that don't know) and smeared it on my feet. It was actually very nice, but I couldn't believe she did it as we had been clubbing and I hadn't washed my feet. Oh well, each to their own.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:50:32
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Originally posted by ramona
My question is, do guys TRY to be subtle when looking? I can tell every time someone looks at my boobs - I am just wondering if y'all are thinking we don't notice. I wonder what guys would do if we looked at them "down there" all the time. Maybe they would like it? Hmm...
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
Well at Reading festival this weekend, I was taking a pee near one of the tents and this girl (who looked a little like Brody Dalle, and therefore extremely attractive to me) came over, looked at my penis, which was obviously exposed and asked if I minded if she pissed next to me. How did I feel about her looking at my exposed penis? Quite aroused actually, I was soon pissing upwards!
Of course I made sure I had a good look at her naked ass, which was damn fine. I mean, if she is gonna be so bold, then I damn well am gonna too. Therefore, ladies! Make sure you look at a man's crotch every time he looks at your breast.
Please?
I must say, I love ass' more than breasts. But then I love all of the female form, especially the face and ass, and this weekend has reminded me why. Music festivals are full of beautiful women, some of them on stage.
Aaaaaah women!
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:53:06
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boys!
the room smelled like cupids gym
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:56:25
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
You know who has ugly feet? Uma Thurman.
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
Kill Bill 1
We all saw it Dean, I couldn't agree with you more
on the other hand
toes, I couldn't care less
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:58:41
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So she squatted and peed right next to you HPM?!
My goodness....
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:05:06
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it just doesn't sound sexy
unless thats your kind of thing
the room smelled like cupids gym
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:14:07
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I don't pretend to be nice or old-fashioned, but I must say something: What about a great personality?
I'm in love with a girl (She doesn't like me, so maybe "in love with" isn't a correct translation) and believe me, she has the most charming boobs on earth, but I only realise it two weeks ago, because a friend of mine told me. I love her because she is really weird, the kind of girl who write erotic poems in her room but is affraid to say a dirty word on public (This is strange in a spanish girl, they are so... how to say it? Liberated ). I gave her Bossanova last week (she is my friend after all) and told her to check out "Is she weird", but I'm sure she will not love it. Nobody's perfect.
So, a great body works for a one-night-only girl, but it doesn't make the difference for a relationship. After all, I don't know a smart man dating a Barbie.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!"
Well I thought that was nice so I hope she loves you back one day!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 13:17:24
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Yeah Carolynanna, it was very bold wasn't it? She was pretty intoxicated no doubt. Then again some girls are just like that.
Oh and to Jim, I was gonna suggest chatting to the girls on your comedy nights but Mel beat me to it. So yeah, try that. If they liked your performance then you have got them impresssed straight away. Women love a funny guy.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 19:00:23
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As for toe sucking, I have had this done to me too by some erm, rather loose girl I once ended up in bed with. She went to the kitchen, got a Vienetta out (an ice cream treat for those that don't know) and smeared it on my feet. It was actually very nice, but I couldn't believe she did it as we had been clubbing and I hadn't washed my feet. Oh well, each to their own.
Ewww. I will never eat Vienetta again without thinking of this.
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 21:33:47
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oh god, mikey have you ruined vienetta?
the room smelled like cupids gym
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 08/30/2004 : 21:45:03
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Why do I always miss these threads. Work sucks. sigh
I love boobs and cute feet
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2004 : 06:56:12
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Sorry Kathryn, it hasn't put me off. Then again, ice cream is my favourite food so it would be hard to.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 07:28:37
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So you are saying that she was way into it, eventho (or because!!!!) your feet were all dirty? Splain yoself! You're the closest anybody's, um, come to explaining the toe fetish phenomenon to me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2004 : 08:40:25
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Even though I think. I didn't actually ask but I think she was so into it that she didn't care that they were not so sweet smelling at the time.
I guess she was also an ice cream fan. There are not many places I would not eat ice cream from. This is gonna turn into an ice cream fetish topic now.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 10:56:42
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Ice cream, I understand. Dirty toes, no.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2004 : 11:22:19
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You wanna get a tub of ice cream and come over to my place?
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