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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 08/19/2004 : 07:47:47
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OK, I am not trying to be coy here. I am really wondering what the
deal is. A friend of mine (yeah, yeah, not me, a friend for reals) keeps getting "attention" from men about her toes. Her toes! I don't get it. She's had this happen all over the world -- Morocco, Italy, U.S. Yesterday in Manhattan, some stranger on the street stopped her to say, "Girl, you've got some fine toes. Sure would like to spend some time with them." Can someone explain this?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 07:50:18
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Does she have boobs on her toes?
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 08:31:35
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/08/06/crime.toes.reut/
Looks like foot fetish became the latest craze while we weren't looking.
Or maybe your friend just has irresistibly lovely toes. We'd need to see 'em to judge :)
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 08:49:30
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:27:25
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Saying "you have cute toes" is more elegant than saying "what a sweet ass"!
Personally, I still say "let me get my hands on your mammary glands".
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:35:46
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Post a photo...
Kind regards,
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:37:18
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I was going to say, because I don't get it either.
How cute do feet have to be???
Ack, I have cute feet envy! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:43:01
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You know who has ugly feet? Uma Thurman.
Cute feet is not a requisite for me in any way nor am I turned on by nice feet or off by ugly feet. Well, maybe a little off, but nothing overpowering.
If we're looking for physical things to get picky about, give me a nice smile, deep eyes, and, well, a nice body wouldn't hurt. :)
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:43:42
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cute feet:
ugly feet:
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:18:49
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seriously, i appreciate the feedback. i've been stumped for years and my friend's been annoyed for years. on the upside, if she ever loses her job she can make $ being a toe ho -- selling pix of her toes.
btw, she is flat as a board. a carpenter's dream, as they say. being the opposite, i can tell you that life's a different experience.
no big boobed girl has ever had to wait for a drink at a bar. both the bartender and nearest guy will fetch her her drink.
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:23:24
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It has it's downsides, did I ever tell you about the fuckwad who shoved his hand down my top in manchester? Fuckwad.
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:25:14
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Mike?
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:25:51
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Do men fetch your friend's drink for her if she puts her feet up on the bar then?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:27:19
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Tre, that is so true. I have stopped wearing scoop-neck shirts (or whatever you call them in the UK, you know which ones I mean) because life is simpler that way.
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:33:22
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ha ha, I don't think so, does he have a ponytail and look like an obese version of that heath ledger idiot?
Scoop neck tops actually make them look smaller so not wearing them can be false economy, V necks are best, Polo's are a total no no. I find adopting a scowl that basically says "touch me and I'll cut you" works, this doesn't always work with drunken fuckwads though and you sometimes have to waste the best part of your pint pouring it into their crotches. Grr.
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:41:35
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Scoop necks make them look bigger, Tre. At least on this side of the Atlantic. Christ, I can't believe this is what we are writing about. I bet the guys are getting a kick out of it.
Ugh. He had a ponytail? As I've posted elsewhere, I am all about
the bald look (for guys).
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:42:38
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Haha. Mike?
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:00:05
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EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!
Kathryn, my dad's girlfriend has drilled the how to dress guide (what not to wear) according to Trinny and Susanna into me over and over and over! She swears by it! and apparantly V necks work for busty women: see the rules:
TRINNY AND SUSANNAH'S ADVICE
'TITS'
Whatever your chest size, make sure you wear a bra that fits you properly, as it will lift the boobs and give definition to the waist.
If you have a small chest:
*Wear high-necked tops or roll-necks that accentuate your boobs
*Sleeveless, round-necked tops that show off your arms are great
*Wear tops in a lighter colour than your lower half.
However if you are well endowed, make sure that you show off your assets tastefully.
*Choose low sweetheart necklines, fitted under the boobs to create a waist
*Avoid high necklines that make your boobs look like they start from under the chin
*Straight-legged trousers should be avoided at all costs. Instead choose bootleg trousers or a-line skirt which will balance out the boobs.
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:20:34
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If we're talking tops now, then may I offer the two following bits of advice:
1) Girls continually underestimate the power of a snug fitting sweater. I can scarcely resist these things - the low cut stuff catches the eye, for sure, but a conservative and curvy sweater gets the imagination going.
2) Not all guys like massive mammary melons. A little alliteration? Yes. MMMs? No. Mmmmm.... MMMs. Legibly, though, give me a nicely shaped B/C over a D+ anyday.
That is all. I'm bored at work.
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:26:20
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it isn't an attempt to show them off you know, the lower cut acually creates an illusion of smaller, trust me I've been doing this for YEARS, If I wore a highneck snug top I'd be walking tits, and I know big isn't always great, I've been seriously considering a breast reduction for a few years, it seems like pointless surgery but... I don't know
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:56:16
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I too have thought about the boob reduction - cause I am a petite (although not terribly skinny) girl, and they are too big sometimes. I don't know about the low cut shirt, but I KNOW a baggy shirt does not help b/c it just hangs down and makes you look like big fat fattie.
One bad part of huge boobs is that they (usually) come with a tummy and an ass. Rarely does a girl have *real* big boobs and a skinny bod.
As for feet, I don't know. I get complimented on my feet and I always thought it was weird. It not one of my "things".
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:03:43
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yah yah yah all hips and tits!
I think I've decided against the surgery though, they cut off your nipples damn it!
I often don't think people get what an annoyance they are, can't wear vests, bra's hard to find, heavy, cause slouching, shooting pains.... etc etc etc
I'm looking at my feet.
I'm not getting it, my ex used to tease me saying I had little japanese bound girl feet. But thats about it.
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:25:31
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I would have breast reduction surgery in a heartbeat but
I am too chicken.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:28:10
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:53:17
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It's the Chinese who used to bind girls feet though, isn't it?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 14:53:20
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Yes, have you ever seen the size of those shoes?!?
It supposed to be completely painful and debilitating.
Hey can I have your girls leftovers...;)I'm totally kidding. |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 16:18:01
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
cute feet:
ugly feet:
Hilarious!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 18:20:14
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To bring this back on topic, what about a dress guide for socks and shoes?
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 18:27:12
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What do you mean, Nathan? What kind we should wear? I'm confused.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 18:50:22
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yeah, back on topic, what gives with toe fetishists?
anybody know?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 19:11:19
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Oh and as far as the breast reduction thing. An old girlfriend of mine had it done recently. She had some complications, the scars are horrible. I've also heard her refer to herself (jokingly) as "Frankentits". I can't see the sense in mutilating youself like that. If they could make it so the scaring is minimal maybe, but it looked pretty bad to me. But it worked for Punky so...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 20:23:12
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What do you mean, Nathan? What kind we should wear?
I guess. As a counterpart to the breast thing, you know?
Eh, screw it. It was a failed attempt at humor.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 04:51:08
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KOK, was I wrong in thinking you were happily married, coz here you
are saying you're checking out an old g/f's rack. Maybe I'm confused.
Or whatever.
I have seen the post-surgery breasts of a couple of platonic female friends and there's something about a scar around a nipple that's terrifying, way more disturbing than scars elsewhere on the human body.
Well, good morning everybody. Nice image to start the day....
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 05:33:09
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I did try the whole toe sucking thing once, just out of curiosity to see if it would do the trick, it worked well enough at the time but not well enough to repeat often. I think it was the novelty of it.
Yeah, scars would be bad but it doesn't always go wrong, I guess it's just a case of weighing up the pro's and cons.
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 06:27:12
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So we DO have a toe fetishist in our midst!
; )
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