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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 08/11/2004 : 15:41:00
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mine:
i was getting a burrito, to go, at a newly-discovered taco stand near my work. it's fucking excellent. they have everything and it's sooo cheap.
the guy behind the counter, who looks exactly like the mexican guy in The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, asked me if i wanted a shot of tequila.
bear in mind, this is a small taco stand that does NOT serve alcohol.
sadly, i had to decline (i have some scruples i live by), but that made my day.
what's yours?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 15:47:39
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Watching one of my colleagues almost laugh herself off her chair in the pub about something completely random.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 15:52:08
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What I'm doing right now, getting drunk, watching the Simpsons and working on a song.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 16:10:05
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hmmmmm, not a big day here.
I came home to find my celosias in full bloom.
They really do look like brains.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 16:38:35
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Staying up till 10am with a girl ive liked for ages and being affectionate without it going to far, cos she is so nice. Do I win?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 16:39:57
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Sleeping until 3 p.m. Then again, I went to bed at 10 a.m., so I didn't get much sleep.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 17:05:50
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Originally posted by Malax
Staying up till 10am with a girl ive liked for ages and being affectionate without it going to far, cos she is so nice. Do I win?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
10am!!! you gotta be closing the deal by 4am, that's when they start to sober up and you'll never get any action. 
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 18:11:17
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Yeah the date started at like 8.30pm I didn't kiss her till around 4am. Im a wuss. I'll not make the same mistake twice.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
Edited by - Malax on 08/11/2004 18:13:44 |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 18:14:32
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It's 3am, I've spent the evening chatting with this gorgeous, gorgeous girl from Denmark (actually Faroese Islands) and I will see her again on Friday.
Needless to say I am overexcited.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2004 : 18:18:56
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i don't know i'll tell you when something good happens. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 01:24:19
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| Managed to buy my best friend the Madonna Sex book for her birthday (at stupidly low price on ebay) - she's a fan, not of the music more of the woman when she was good - not any of the kabbalah/esther nonsense. AND my dress for the Kerrang awards arrived and it looks damn hot. |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 02:18:46
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Hearing my 3-year-old son calling me at 5 am: "Daddy, I neeeeeeed to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
 Join the Cult of Jon T. / and win your weight in cereals |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 08:30:52
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Waking up full of hope for once.
"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember you're in a rock and roll band. It's not "fuck me," it's "fuck you!"-Chrissie Hynde |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 08:52:13
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Was just going to fill up the tractor to cut the grass [read: jungle], when I spilled gasoline all over my hands, and it burns and I reek of it now, even after multiple washings.
You know those "Easy-pour" plastic containers, with the little clear plastic tube the you pull out? Don't use them.
The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
George Washington
Article 11, Treaty of Tripoli, 1796 |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 09:02:37
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I'm bleeding, the neighbours' cat attacked me. I'm looking after the monster as my neibours are away. Yesterday I noticed the cat's eye seemed inflamed, this morning it looked even worse. So this afternoon (the first time I'm home early in weeks) I got some valium from the vet, this cat is pretty mean so I knew he had to be sedated in some way, dropped it in his food and waited. After 30 min the cat became all drowsy but when I picked him up, wap! Nails in my arm. OK, so now I'm waiting for the 2nd valium to make this kitty go really floppy and cool.
My afternoon planned for a good book and music up in smoke and scratches.
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Edited by - offerw on 08/12/2004 09:04:09 |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 09:10:21
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Originally posted by offerw
OK, so now I'm waiting for the 2nd valium to make this kitty go really floopy and cool.
wilhelm
I know exactly what you mean. I was just wondering if floop was like that because of valium or if it was more of a genetic disorder. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:04:12
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quote:
Originally posted by offerw
I'm bleeding, the neighbours' cat attacked me. I'm looking after the monster as my neibours are away. Yesterday I noticed the cat's eye seemed inflamed, this morning it looked even worse. So this afternoon (the first time I'm home early in weeks) I got some valium from the vet, this cat is pretty mean so I knew he had to be sedated in some way, dropped it in his food and waited. After 30 min the cat became all drowsy but when I picked him up, wap! Nails in my arm. OK, so now I'm waiting for the 2nd valium to make this kitty go really floppy and cool.
My afternoon planned for a good book and music up in smoke and scratches.
wilhelm
wouldn't this be lowlight?
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:21:11
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Nah Shine, recently my days at work have been so horrible that this is at least something exciting and different.Also I misinterpreted the topic somewhat.
And after 20mg Valium this cat is neither floppy nor floopy and nowhere near willing to go into the transport basket. The vet shall do a housecall.
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Edited by - offerw on 08/12/2004 10:24:39 |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:23:33
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I killed a battle spider, the fucker escaped and I had to do it
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:25:15
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Geez, what kind of cat, one of these?
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR! |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 08/12/2004 10:25:55 |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:32:10
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Nope, plain old housecat. I suspect the vet's receptionist is dealing in expired Valium.........
wilhelm |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:40:12
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Your evil cat is actually more like the tiger there.
The highlight of my day was coming home to find my DVD of Marion & Geoff waiting for me.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:49:04
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housecat, schmousecat
I killed a BATTLE spider
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:04:59
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ok, I'll bite....What is a BATTLE spider?
p.s. Ihad a battle with a beetle once, it was in a puddle, I killed it with a paddle, what a battle! ;) |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:06:16
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Originally posted by Monsieur
I know exactly what you mean. I was just wondering if floop was like that because of valium or if it was more of a genetic disorder.
i think it's a combination of both
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:10:19
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It had only seven legs yet was a giant which lead me to believe it had lived a long life fightin other spiders and human folk, leading to the loss of a leg but not its death....
And it escaped from my cellophane prison, a clever slippery like a fox battle spider.....
It was a battle spider, but in the end, I bested it, I shook like a leaf and it fought hard but in the end a twat on the head/abdo/thorax with a long metal vacuum tube and 1300W suction sealed and left on for 15 mins were too much for even the most vicious of battle spiders.
Grr
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:21:02
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Well, I turned 16 sometime in the middle of the night...so I woke up when my dad played "Birthday" by the Beatles REALLY loud. Thought it was kinda funny. Since then I've been listening to the White Album on repeat. Fun stuff.
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:34:19
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
Geez, what kind of cat, one of these?
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!
BEAUTIFUL!
This is a good topic by the way. I knew you could do it floop.
My highlight was getting home to find my Reading Festival tickets waiting for me. Can't wait.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:38:44
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Well, I turned 16 sometime in the middle of the night...
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic
Well happy birthday then Crouton!
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:41:59
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Happy Birthday Crouton!
My highlight is the last 48 sleepless hours which I´m going to top off with a picnic on plaza España and then snooze dreaming of a lake in Geneva.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:44:25
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Hehe, thanks.
Did anyone catch the meteor shower the last couple of nights? I saw a couple last night.
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:46:33
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Well, I turned 16 sometime in the middle of the night...so I woke up when my dad played "Birthday" by the Beatles REALLY loud. Thought it was kinda funny. Since then I've been listening to the White Album on repeat. Fun stuff.
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic
You have a very cool dad! 
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 13:57:34
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I got one, hehe, I'm still giggling.
I just got off the phone with my 4 year-old daughter.
The babysitter had called from her house a few doors down to tell me that my girl had thrown a tantrum when they were outside playing and ran back inside and promptly locked the door with the sitter still outside. She was freaked out but this is pretty much par for the course for my little one.
So I called home and she answered. I convinced her to let the sitter back in, sheesh.
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 14:07:59
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awww like a little mini girl calvin!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 14:21:36
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my highlight changed to watching my Marion & Geoff DVD eating chicken rice and peas.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2004 : 14:31:07
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OK, I finally had a highlight today.
I managed to get the entire gas can hose into the tractor tank, and filled that puppy up. Started cutting the front yard, and the weather was lovely, nice cool wind, sunny, 70 degrees. Going up and down the top of the hill, my old buddies the swallows came swooping in to catch the bugs displaced by the John Deer behemoth. They've gotten braver, and the three of them were diving a mere few feet in front of me. They're beautiful and graceful, and amazing to watch. They make me laugh, and today for some reson, they made me so happy I smiled like a goon and got teary-eyed.
Blech. Too sappy, but screw it. I'm gonna embrace my cheesy highlight and revel in it anyway.
The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
George Washington
Article 11, Treaty of Tripoli, 1796 |
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the highlight of your day so far
