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Hanoi333
- FB Fan -
Netherlands
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 Posted - 08/19/2004 : 07:56:35
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Hi FB Forumers!
These days I suddenly had a vision (or dream), and in this vision there is no place for television.
This is the concept (maybe my vision is just a stupid fantasy, still like to share it with all of you anyway):
What about one or two weeks of camping with Frank Black in the Massif Central in France.
Of course not an ordinary camping municipal, but some secret hidden place in the middle of forest, mountains, nature.
It`s already great that Frank writes to us on the forum, now he will even go on camping with us and he will bring his guitar with him. Wouldn`t that be great!
The only ones that are allowed to be over there are “hard-core” FBforum participants. (Actually I am not a hard-core forum participant, but I will do the organization, so I`ll be there, he, he,he)
Picture yourself the following:
We are all camping out there in the rough nature of the Massif Central, surrounded by beautiful forests, torrents, meadows, waterfalls, flowers you name it, filled with wild animals such as wild pigs, birds, rendeirs, whatever…
In the night we`ll have a great open camp fire which reaches up to 5 meter high. We just had a great French meal on the fire and barbeque with the whole group. Then Frank takes his guitar and starts to play. Every night more songs and amazing stories, anecdotes. The man definitely likes to talk with us and share all kind of stories, songs, ideas, fantasies whatever. Then we all drink beer and wine and sing aloud you know. In the daytime we just do random talking about everything we always wanted to talk about to eachother and to Frank of course. We`ll some activities such as some sports (mountainbiking and kayaking in La Drome) and games or we visit some cities in the region, like Clermont Ferrand.
One night during this holiday all the catholics suddenly show up and give a surprise concert, well maybe even one night the pixies even show up, anyway…
I suggest not to go in the mid summer, because of the extreme temperatures out there, or do you think Frank easily stands 40 degree celcius?
Anyone got more suggestions?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 08:10:02
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Originally posted by Hanoi333
Anyone got more suggestions?
Stop the dope?
Just kidding. I like the idea.
Denis
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:33:10
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Actually what you described looks pretty much like the Secret Forum's Picnics. You only forgot one thing - the part when beautiful whores suck our cocks after the dinner.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:39:41
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Does Frank like Rainier beer? We better bring some of that too, just in case.
A mouse in a trap takes a long time to realize he’s in a trap. After that something in him never stops trembling. -John Berger |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:46:11
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Fishing has been done, so it's not that far removed. Monsieur, do you remember when Frank crept up behind Rich and tried to push him in the river?
Good times.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:23:07
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Ha, now that was fun!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:05:48
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Originally posted by Monsieur
Actually what you described looks pretty much like the Secret Forum's Picnics. You only forgot one thing - the part when beautiful whores suck our cocks after the dinner.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:11:24
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ha ha, I imagined you in an olde world style boustier with a fluttering fan and a beauty mole, clutching your hand to your breast with a look of abject horror then...
hmm i think to much..
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:13:22
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just like me
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:35:11
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Does Frank like Rainier beer? We better bring some of that too, just in case.
A mouse in a trap takes a long time to realize he’s in a trap. After that something in him never stops trembling. -John Berger
Watch out, apl. you don't want to attract the "wrong crowd" with 'em Rainiers
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5756809/?GT1=4529 |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:51:29
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I must admit, this was all part of my own twisted "Pixies Math/Logic":
If Frank is not a dancing bear,
then he must be a drinking bear,
else we won't get to sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" with him 'round the campfire.
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if Frank is the "wrong crowd",
then I don't wanna be right!
$n=pop||99;sub b{"$n bottle@{[$n!=1&&s=>]} of beer"}print$b=b,$w=' on the wall'
,", $b!\nTake one down, pass it around,\n",b($n--),"$w!\n\n"while$n
(not my code -I barely know perl at all. code attributed to "chipmunk": http://perlmonks.thepen.com/43619.html)
A mouse in a trap takes a long time to realize he’s in a trap. After that something in him never stops trembling. -John Berger |
Edited by - apl4eris on 08/19/2004 12:57:50 |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:23:51
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| haha, ok gotcha. You're such a brainiac... (: |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 16:27:07
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set k of integer;
write "how many beers on the wall, Frank?";k;
if k=>99 then
for i :=1 to k
write "you can do it"
else write "Frank you're a pussy";
end.
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Hanoi333
- FB Fan -
Netherlands
70 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 03:01:40
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Well I can see there is enough motivation for this camping-thing.
I`ll take care of all the food, drink, good looking whores (are they easy to find in the Massif Central region? and are they willing to come to some far away campground deep in the forests of the MC?, ha, ha, ha), beer, fishing gears, bicycles, wood, acoustic guistars,wine, BBQ meat, and an airconditioned tent for Frank.
Man.. I definitely need a huge Géant or Leclerq Supermarché around there for all the supplies! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:40:51
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Originally posted by Hanoi333
good looking whores (are they easy to find in the Massif Central region?
OK, I will take care of that.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:29:15
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boy whores too? I want a boy whore
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:37:19
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You'll have Monsieur, quit whinging.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:20:02
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What about crackwhores?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 19:41:47
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i'll bring the smores  |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 21:58:19
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I'll bring...um, something else than rhymes with "whores."
I got it! The Gores! Al and Tipper!
Only 100 posts to go until I'm a Fifth Catholic.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 23:55:37
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| It's the drive for 5! Can you do it by the end of Monday? |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 02:20:52
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Originally posted by VoVat
I'll bring...um, something else than rhymes with "whores."
I got it! The Gores! Al and Tipper!
Only 100 posts to go until I'm a Fifth Catholic.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
Being a fifth catholic is so passé!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 02:21:51
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No crackwhores, Vovat, Massif Central is a classy place.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 02:24:19
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
You'll have Monsieur, quit whinging.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts
Mmmmm, yes, I think I could do that. I can make you a special price, Tre, because you like Frank Black.
It will be easy to recognize me as I will be wearing my orange jacket!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 03:43:47
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A plethora of boy whores! What a lucky Tre I am!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 10:28:26
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Being a fifth catholic is so passé!
That's easy for a Dog in the Sand to say!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 13:50:29
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| can we sing campfire songs??? Like If I Had a Hammer? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 13:52:50
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What about "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain"?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 13:59:26
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| That's a good one... have you heard of grandma's feather bed? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 15:36:24
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Grandma doesn't like feather beds, at a guess.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 17:38:17
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Grandma doesn't like much of anything, does she?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 08/21/2004 : 18:43:14
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from what I understand grandma does not like feather beds, she does like air beds though, which is way more suitable for cmping really
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 08/22/2004 : 04:34:42
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I now so wanna go camping.
What exactly would qualify one to be a hard core forum member?
I want boy and girl whores.
I drink and smoke
Until I choke
Until I'm broke
Cos' I want too
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Daisy Girl
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Posted - 08/22/2004 : 10:58:27
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so monsieur what is the going rate and what kind of a discount am I to expect? I have to compare the market, you do have competition.. KoK, same question
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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