I don't remember it, but when I was 4 years old, we lived in Vermont where there are many mountains. My family was coming back from my brothers' baptism. We stopped at a lookout point which was high up on a mountain, and I guess the drop off was practically a cliff. There were lots of tourists there. My family lost track of me. Then they hear a little voice cry out, "I'm peeing on top of the world!" and they look to see me pissing off the cliff in front of all these people. My finest moment.
that's cute... I think I would say when I fell off my bike while just standing up in front of a stop light. To this day, I am not sure what made me fall off.
You detected a hot guy in one of the cars nearby and thought he could come to your rescure. But instead of assisting you, he just laughed his ass off. Guys are assholes!