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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 07/02/2004 : 18:38:57
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I didn't even watch the whole thing. I couldn't. And when I heard about how shittilly it ended, I was glad to have missed that. I mean, I probably would have smashed the TV screen without even thinking about the fact that doing so would not damage the film in anyway. It's best not to mention that film around me. I'm just going to continue posting diatribes on that piece of sheeeot!
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 07/02/2004 : 22:28:20
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Which brings me to... "ABRAXAS: Guardian Of The Universe". Oh yeah. Starring Jesse "The Body" Ventura as some sort of space cop that is trying to save stuff. It is beyond bad to the point of being legend. -5 gold stars and get ready wash your brain out with soap after this one.  
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/03/2004 : 23:45:28
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Dungeons and Dragons
I hate that movie
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 13:33:07
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There aren't plans for a sequel, are there? The ending was set up for one. Maybe once the makers of the film realized it sucked, they decided to scrap those plans.
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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begeegs
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Posted - 07/05/2004 : 08:27:24
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This is a movie that I would recommend to anyone as it is THE worst movie of all time as well as being so incompetent that it was funny...
James Woods in John Carpenter's Vampires...
He was such a miscast that they gave a profile of him (playing the tough vampire hunter) and you see a very out of shape man. One scene showed a massive bouncer that James Woods was trying to get past the bouncer who tried to stop him. Woods - gave him a cold stare and the massive bouncer gets very intimidated - hahaha!! It was so bad...but the other actor of the century, Daniel Baldwin was even worse. He was so poor that it had us pissing ourselves.
In another scene, with a woman tied to a bed who could possibly turn into a vampire (scantily clad, of course because you know how vampires are incredibly more powerful fully clothed). It was a hotel in which stealth was the key, so the woman wakes up and starts screaming 'Help me, Help me...' and Baldwin in his fantastic acting ability, puts his hand over her mouth and shouts even louder than the woman, 'Shut up or I'll snap your fucking neck!'...such acting talent and definately destined for the Oscars...
So if you want a Mystery Science Theatre-type movie - get this one!! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 08:12:31
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Mentioned movies I really, really like:
Spider
Face Off - How can anyone not like this movie? I watched it like 20 times.
Jackie Brown
Ghost Dog
Starship Troopers
Also, I think Gangs of New York, The Abyss and The Hulk were quite good.
The worst movie I've ever seen is The Patriot, hands down. I couldn't walk out of the theatre cause my wife was there too and enjoyed the movie, so I had to close my eyes for the last 30 minutes.
Dean, The Avengers is a good choice too.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 08:45:32
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Jackie Brown is Fantastic, as is starshiptroopers.
and gangs of new york - how dare there be a slur on a scorses piece!!!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 09:09:32
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| Feeling Minnesota - hands down winner for me (and I sat through Swept Away!) |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 10:30:21
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Man's Best Friend is by far the worst movie I have ever endured, I had the misfortune of taking a date (first date) to this, we ended up sleeping together for a week, but there was never a chance after that film. I saw her about 4 years ago and we joked about the movie and our 1 week love affair. Quite amusing really.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2004 : 11:58:06
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Are you talking about the Man's Best Friend from about 10 years ago with Ally Sheedy? Where the dog flips out?
Dean Ween, shortly before Brando died: "He's played Vito Corelone, Colonel Kurtz, and Stanley Kowalski all in one lifetime. What have you done?" |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 13:01:28
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That would be the one TarTar, 1993 to be exact, you liked it?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 13:50:57
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| Hi everyone! My worst vote goes to Adam Sandler in "Going Overboard". I love Adam Sandler but this was an early movie that totally sucked... I could only watch about 10 minutes. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 16:58:34
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No, I didn't see it. But there's so many movies called Man's Best Friend, I just wanted to know which one you were talking about.
Dean Ween, shortly before Brando died: "He's played Vito Corelone, Colonel Kurtz, and Stanley Kowalski all in one lifetime. What have you done?" |
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ferk
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 19:56:17
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Anaconda is pretty bad
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Jefery With One F
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 07/20/2004 : 20:48:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
Wal Mart fucked up and priced the DVD at 4.88$ instead of 14.888$
Joke's on you. It wasn't a mistake.
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The Worst Movie You Ever Did See
