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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
 Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:13:08
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That bumps up the number of times I've heard the word "carbs" today to 819.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:15:01
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What do you do for a living?
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:16:10
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Low Carb Chocolate Jebus on a low-carb pogo stick!
That stuff is driving me (low-carb)nuts here.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:17:04
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I watch one hour of television a day.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:24:46
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Only in America.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:26:17
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have you tried the new low carb coca-cola? - it's called C2.
we need to form a lynch mob and track down that Atkins fucker!
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:28:25
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He died of a heart attack.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:36:52
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i was going to start a "aren't you sick of low-carb diets?" thread, but declined (like many discarded threads).
but, aren't you sick of this low carb craze? i think it's fucking ridiculous. low-carb beer. low carb ice-cream. give me a break.
eat a well-balenced diet and get exercise. it's that simple. i'm anti-Atkins diet. i think it's a pointless, unhealthy means to losing weight for short-term purposes. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:39:29
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Exactly what was on my mind, floop.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:43:23
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I agree. People are so bloody lazy, they don't exercise and then complain when they are overweight.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 15:03:37
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I've heard ATkins is only good for women, and in moderation at that. Men need their carbs!
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 15:08:21
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Everybody needs carbohydrates, where do you get your energy from. I totally agree with floop, I reckon Atkins must be horrendously bad for your heart. Course, that doesn't neccessarily mean I'm going to actually do the exercise...
 "It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 15:33:54
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| Atkins is even worse for your liver. Plus they're eating all those meats concentrated with antibiotics and hormones. They'll regret it if they live that long. I'm not even a vegetarian and I find it repulsive. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 15:38:11
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| I am so glad I don't watch TV or read newspapers and magazines. I knew what the Atkins diet was, but I had no idea it was so popular or so talked about. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 17:04:34
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Fad diets are generally a bad idea, I think. Moderation is good. Buying into the low-carb hype is not. And yeah, I'm sick of hearing the word "carbs," too.
Carbs in Carborea / They can really carb. |
Edited by - VoVat on 06/16/2004 17:05:12 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 18:54:19
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I'm so fucking sick of this low-carb bullshit. The whole country's going to hell and all these idiots care about is counting carbs. Urg.
I heart carbs. People need to eat their vegetables, go outside and play, and shut the fuck up about their weight. It's boooooring. |
Edited by - mereubu on 06/17/2004 07:36:29 |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 21:44:03
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As a chef, fuck these diets man, they're all fucking evil. It's a lifestyle, you are healthy,becomeing healthier, or not healthy.
It's a fucking lifestyle, you choose it really. There's no cure in a pill, or a fad diet... it's marketing gospel for evil capatalists... (not all capitalists are eveil, mind you)
No
I fucking HATE that shit
Diet is one small, yet important, aspect of a helthy lifestyle. You can go on whatever diet you want, eat sugar free deserts and low fat potato chips (my poor mum) but you haveto change man,
I hate to get deep and pissed off and shit, but people miss the point here in life totally...
I'm watching my parents slowly kill themselves via the same shit this thread is discussing
Sorry
I quit |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 21:47:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
As a chef, fuck these diets man, they're all fucking evil. It's a lifestyle, you are healthy,becomeing healthier, or not healthy.
It's a fucking lifestyle, you choose it really. There's no cure in a pill, or a fad diet... it's marketing gospel for evil capatalists... (not all capitalists are eveil, mind you)
No
I fucking HATE that shit
Diet is one small, yet important, aspect of a helthy lifestyle. You can go on whatever diet you want, eat sugar free deserts and low fat potato chips (my poor mum) but you haveto change man,
I hate to get deep and pissed off and shit, but people miss the point here in life totally...
I'm watching my parents slowly kill themselves via the same shit this thread is discussing
Sorry
I quit
can i offer you a low-carb cookie to make you feel better? |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 21:57:06
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How about a low carb chronic joint?
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 00:09:49
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it's only a matter of precious time before a 'newly released study' informs us that a low carb diet causes cancer.
food is a passion. if you eat nothing but bark and berries your entire life and keel over of "natural causes" at 45, whats the point in missing out on pasta three nights a week?
I BLAME OPRAH!! |
Edited by - This_Guy on 06/17/2004 00:11:18 |
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ispini tapaidh
- FB Fan -
Ireland
122 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 04:15:17
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| Friend told me that Atkins gave her bad wind and bad breath. The bastard. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 06:26:57
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Can someone confirm that Atkins did indeed die of a heart attack? I swear I heard that within the last year or so.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 06:47:47
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Yeah, he did die of a heart attack. hes been on the diet for years.
At least im pretty damn sure he did.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:12:01
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yes he did die of a heart attack, (confirmed) but he was over-weight and suffered from some sort of a not very common heart problem throughout his life, so people like to believe his heart attack wasn't realated to his diet
the pig-fucker |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:26:19
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heh, pig fucker. freat insult. one of my favs, actually.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:34:25
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Moderation is the key. Cutting any and all carbs is not moderation. And, sorry, any diet that recommends cutting out fruit is immediately suspect in my books.
I completely agree with LBF's rant, incidentally.
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:18:08
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Has anybody invented an all-carbohydrate diet? Like eating 3 loaves of bread a day, and drinking beer?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:22:00
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i'm on that diet! pasta, beer, bagels, and a carbohydrate pill called "the supercarbofragilistic6000" ;)
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:23:31
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| remember when they used to say that butter was bad, and maragarine was better. but then it got turned around and now they say maragarine is actually worse? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:26:08
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I remember that. Ahhhh...human wisdom....so stupid.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:27:39
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or like how everyone always tells me eating feces is "bad"
ooooo! it's SOOO bad! please. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:30:06
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Yeah, like when they used to say that solid feces was bad for you and diarhea was good...now it's the other way around!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:36:39
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i actually worked with someone who (i heard) used to drink his own urine every morning. the theroy being that when you urinate, you lose essential vitamins. and drinking your urine gives your body a second chance at consuming those otherwise lost, essential nutrients.
talk about wacky diets. (only in LA) |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:36:53
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My theory is use as many natural ingredients as possible (while I'd admit that faeces is natural, i'm still not planning to incorporate it anywhere yet...). Hence, butter > margarine...
That and moderation and your set right?
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:41:15
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Yeah, like when they used to say that solid feces was bad for you and diarhea was good...now it's the other way around!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
at least you can eat diarrhea with a spoon! 
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:42:01
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So...feces + more feces = super good?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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This topic has 30% less carbs!!!
