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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  14:42:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
think pleasant thoughts

think pleasant thoughts
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =

664 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  14:48:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Er, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  14:56:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
diarrhea pffft pffft
diarrhea pffft pffft
flowing down the gutter
on a piece of bread and butter
diarrhea pfft pfffft
diarrhea pfft pffft
some people think it's funny
but it's really hot and runny
diarrhea pfft pfffft
diarrhea pfft pffft

"Here today, Guano tomorrow"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  14:58:07  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Walking down the street and it flows out by your feet
dierrhea pfft pfft
diarrhea pfft pfft
Went behind a bush, and it came out like a rush
diarrhea pfft pfft
diarrhea pfft pfft


"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  14:58:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
good lord
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  14:58:51  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I wonder how many carbs are in your average fece.


I'm having a Zippy moment.

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  17:39:26  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Wow, this topic has really gone to shit. Literally!



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  17:45:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
every successful topic, eventually, devolves into the diarrhea chant. it's inevitable.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/17/2004 :  18:38:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Damn! I used to love those :)


When you're walking up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diareha
pfft pfft
diarehha

ah, the simple pleasures in life
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -

Canada
146 Posts

Posted - 06/18/2004 :  00:26:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
right when i was beginning to like you guys too.
*pretends to be dissapointed*
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 06/18/2004 :  07:30:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People from Cambodia, UK, and USA are singing diahrea songs.
Diahrea songs bring the world together.
Much better than that "We Are The World" song did.

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 06/18/2004 :  09:24:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
By the way, this is the perfect opportunity to pitch the brand new sandwich at Subway. Stop in and try a fresh Bleu Cheese and Spinach Roasted Chicken sub, complete with your choice of fixings. Only 0 carbs!

Sincerely,
Jared from Subway

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =

664 Posts

Posted - 06/18/2004 :  16:28:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian

People from Cambodia, UK, and USA are singing diahrea songs.
Diahrea songs bring the world together.
Much better than that "We Are The World" song did.



And WAY better than Kumbaya. Talk about shit.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/18/2004 :  18:19:44  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
By the way, this is the perfect opportunity to pitch the brand new sandwich at Subway.


Is it a shit sandwich?



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/18/2004 :  23:20:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haaha

I just have to ask...

What exactly is a freat insult? (GypsyDeath?)


Dean, you are 2nd person in 2 days that referred to my monolouges as "rants"... (the other person is someone at work)...


I guess I might classify myself as a "Ranter?"
I think I might have finally found myself, my true identity, either that, or I am standing here looking at a complete moron in the mirror. That's a peice of shit mirror anyhoo...


When you're in the grocery store
and the doors are at the whores

and you're filling up that cart
It really sucks when you "shart"

Diarhia
plop plop
Diarhia
plop plop

haha

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 06/18/2004 23:28:50
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/19/2004 :  09:33:51  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I'm on the low-card diet. I wish I knew whether it was okay for me to eat an Ace.



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2004 :  00:59:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have six words for you

Jim Fix
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =

664 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2004 :  07:37:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.reed.edu/~jimfix/

The heart attack guy was Jim Fixx.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2004 :  08:16:47  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Now wasn't that a strange coinkydink?

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =

664 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2004 :  08:21:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I went to grad school with Jim Fix. Everyone who meets him says "I thought you were dead."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  11:06:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

Now wasn't that a strange coinkydink?

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?



Hey, someone else who says/types coinkldink. Actually I have never typed it, but I say it like that all the time.

Listen to Nine Black Alps.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  14:17:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i was watching TV the other night, which i rarely do, and literally saw 4 different low carb products advertised in a one-hour segment. Subway, Amstel, Coors and something else..

christ.
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