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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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 Posted - 05/30/2004 : 19:40:19
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Uh...hahaha...this is crazy:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040528/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_sweden_condom
A Swedish aid organisation will roll out a new line of defence to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
"We need to increase the usage of condoms," said Carl Osvald, marketing manager for the Swedish Organisation for Sex Education, the non-governmental organisation behind the initiative. "It is 50 percent about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually transmitted diseases."
The ambulances will operate in Stockholm and the southern cities of Malmo and Gothenberg. The service, aimed at young people, will run until June 25 and be available between four in the afternoon and nine at night.
A packet of 10 condoms will cost 50 crowns (3.66 pounds), less than they cost on average in the shops.
The incidence of sexually transmitted disease is increasing rapidly in Sweden and not enough young people use condoms, Osvald said.
"We need to change attitudes to condoms," he said. "If we need to get out in to the bedrooms to make things better we will do it."
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/30/2004 : 20:09:03
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Thats a pretty cool idea. But using 'a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo' is just plain silly. I would think of using a service like that but I'd die of embrassment should it pull up outside my house.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 02:27:29
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Can you imagine someone that really wants people to think he's getting laid calling that thing every night?
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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Bryan Shepherd
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 05/31/2004 : 05:40:25
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How do you keep her "in the mood" until the ambulance arrives? How fast is the response time? Do they have flashing lights and a siren? "Honey, pull over and let the condom ambulance through! It's a prophylactic emergency!" So many questions...
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marcusb
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 05/31/2004 : 05:43:04
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"One unused prophylatic... one soiled."
I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/31/2004 : 14:12:16
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This has to be a joke!!!
Right!?!?!?..........
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 05/31/2004 : 16:08:45
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Shit, I could go limp between the time I open the condom and the time I get it all the way on...this is just plain torture!
What better way to announce to the neighborhood that you're about to fuck your significant other?
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Hurry! Call 696969! We need the condom ambulance!
