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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 16:48:41
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You need a teleport machine.
Why don't people in general have webbed feet? That would be convenient.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 16:54:15
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And to miss out on the feeling of warm sand between your toes? sock & sandal wearing lunatic.
Is chinese curry sauce and chips really that good or is there a better late night drunken takeaway food?
Fire made it good. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 17:02:44
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there is no finer late night drunken food, this I promise you... the kebab may look alluring but it's a vey bad idea
what did the fire make good? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 18:15:03
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The Flaming Moe.
Which is your favorite Simpsons episode?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 19:34:44
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I really want to answer that, but it's too hard. I'd have to have the complete Simpson's episode guide! |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 21:35:21
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Before they got shit?
Join the Cult of |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 21:50:37
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Some of the later ones are still funny, but there was definetely a period where it felt like it was being written by the executives, trying too hard to be outrageous, resorting to the same old cliches, etc. I don't know if it's improved or not again-it's still very funny on and off! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2005 : 22:32:55
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(I think it's better now than it was during Seasons 9-11, or thereabouts. While I don't like to lay all the blame on any one person, I think it picked up again after Al Jean took back over from Mike Scully as show runner. This does not, however, change the fact that we need a new question.)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 05:40:45
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take your geek out else where boys!
should I buy the green skirt with the yellow flowers that swishes? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 07:10:33
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BUY THE SKIRT! BUY THE SKIRT!
Should I send Surfer another email because I need her opinion right away or should I be patient?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 08:40:41
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Send me the email Kathryn! Patience is a totally overrated virtue.
What virtue is overrated in your opinion?
Fire made it good. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 09:53:25
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Chastity.
What sin is overrated?
(And I didn't realize that a Frank Black forum had any purpose OTHER than geeking out. :P)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 14:00:24
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(oh vovat there's geeking and then there's geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeking)
which ones are the sins again? |
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 14:03:17
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who cares
Know anyone who goes to the university of Aberdeen?
Blats |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 14:26:00
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No.
Know anyone who goes to the School of Hard Knocks?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 14:54:52
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A runt of a litter.
whats chats?
Blats |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 15:35:44
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Its the perfect match for a cup of tea.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 20:57:25
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I think pretty much everybody does, except ascetics and people who are already richer than millionaires.
If you suddenly became a millionaire, what's the first thing you would buy?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2005 : 21:51:01
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an organization.
green day or the GO GOs?
"You're constantly in a state of becoming" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 02:55:49
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Greenday
What are you doing today?
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 04:04:08
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Waiting for your important answer to my email, Surfer.
What are you doing today?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 04:58:15
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but I haven't had it!!!!
Eagerly anticipating your email (and barbequeing since this might be it for summer)
favourite barbequed food?
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 05:58:44
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bbq-ed corn on the cob
did surfer get the third email?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 08:02:56
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It's possible.
Did you have a good summer? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 08:06:52
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It was pretty good, aside from those few weeks when I had the ear infection.
What's the most recent book you bought?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 08:11:47
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Death on Credit - Louis F Celine, it's goddamned funny.
What's the last magazine you bought? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:03:14
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I actually can't recall buying a magazine anytime in the past three years. I know I had to buy one for my Young Adult Literature class back in the graduate school. I think it was Teen magazine.
What's the last video game you bought?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:36:02
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Christ, it was back when Sega Genesis was cutting edge! Probably NHL Hockey 9somethin'.
What has four I's and still can't see?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:17:08
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The Roman numeral for four.
What's black and white and read all over?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:56:28
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Nope, MISSISSIPPI
A newspaper I would assume.
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:06:31
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I never have, but thanks for asking. Isn't the Roman numeral for four IV? Not IIII?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:31:29
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It's usually IV for four, but I've also seen IIII a few times, particularly on clocks. I'm not sure the Romans were always that consistent with their numbers.
I'd probably call the fish with no eyes "Blinky," because it would be hilariously ironic. If by "hilariously ironic," I mean "so lame I couldn't help it."
What's the largest city you've ever visited?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:38:27
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(The correct answer was 'fsh', a fish with no I's) I live in London, which is pretty large.
Whats the emptiest place you've ever been?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:40:41
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Inside a swimming pool, crying, after my horrible boss was finally fired.
Why is revenge best served cold?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:48:13
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Because it's a tricky dish to heat up, it dries out quickly and loses it's flavor.
How long has your best friend been your best friend? |
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