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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:51:57
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Since 1986.
When was the last time you were insanely happy?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 15:08:11
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My best friends always last for 5-8 years because either they move away or I do and we lose contact. My best friend moved to China last year and I really miss him.
Why does Teletext/Ceefax always skip to the wrong page when you try to look at the next one?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 15:39:52
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I think it's the same principle as the forum not loading to the next page when someone posts there and then you get this weird question thing...
so when was the last time you were insanely happy? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 15:41:06
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Because it's stupid.
If you could choose when you wanted to die, how long would you live?
(Incidentally, a lot of those homophone-based jokes don't translate well to print.)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 19:50:47
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Believe it or not, I wake up everyday insanely happy. Now whether I sustain that through out each day is another matter.
I would like to live as long as I wasn't a hinderance to anyone (i.e. being incontenint and so forth)
Have you ever drank the juice of a moose? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 21:03:02
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No.
Have you ever seen a bear combing his hair down by the bay?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 21:09:29
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Yes, he was using the skeleton of a trout and he had quite the pompadour.
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 01:30:49
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I haven't really seen pictures of this new pope but I assume the funny hat is standard pope uniform.
I have to take my mum on a day out, what shall I do? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 01:45:17
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Thorpe Park.
See how I resisted a Scissor Sisters quote?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 01:58:58
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well done you
if you could be anywhere right now where would it be? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 07:58:39
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Somewhere other than here.
Who really rules the world?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 12:50:47
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I would say the average everyday people and animals and plant and the environment. to bad people like bush don't listen.
who do you wish was president now?
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 13:22:42
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Some non-politician.
Do you think the United States should have a royal family?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 14:38:31
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yes, if only for comedic value
how well do you remember? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 15:09:19
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I remember some things quite well, but others not at all. I think there's an inverse relationship between how well I remember things and how important they are.
What if the show couldn't go on?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 21:48:01
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Then I assume it would go off.
What's your favorite kind of cheese? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 00:49:31
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extra mature fontina
What is, in your opinion, the most underrated television series?
Fire made it good. |
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =
France
696 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 02:57:15
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Malcolm in the middle...
What is the most overrated object in a house?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 13:50:04
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The front door. I mean, who needs one?
Seriously, it depends on the house.
What is the most overrated television series?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 13:52:28
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Ali G
if you could fly would you ever walk?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:09:01
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I enjoy walking too much - plus I'd miss out on saying hello to the cats in the neighbourhood and all that other stuff.
What are you like on a pair of ice skates?
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:13:19
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A hockey menace.
What are you absolutely obsessing over lately?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:13:39
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Hilariously bad. EDIT - iceskates question
To K's: actually nothing, which is frightening and strange to me.
How are you on a skateboard?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:16:02
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not as good as i used to be, but i can still hold my own i think
sausage or bacon? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:19:44
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English sausage, american bacon
(I'm conflicted)
How do you like your eggs?
Fire made it good. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:22:16
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I can never remember which is which, so easy side up.
Bacon: fry or grill?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:22:22
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over easy
white, wheat or sour dough? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:29:02
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Bread is murder.
Soy, tofu or tempeh?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 14:32:02
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Out of those, I'd choose the 'eh?' at the end.
Real food or fake food?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:27:27
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Real food
Diet or regular coke?
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:28:19
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Soda sucks.
Did you know that some Bostonians refer to soda/pop as tonic?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:30:02
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No I didn't, but hopefully that'll come in useful someday.
Do I wear my new purple killer heels or black high heel boots tonight?
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:33:21
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THE PURPLE KILLER HEELS EVERY TIME! I covet your purple killer heels.
Why do men pretend not to love women's shoes?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:36:03
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Because they are conflicted and in denial? Actually I'm coming across more and more men who appear to understand shoes.
What do your favourite shoes look like?
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 05:37:47
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Taking liberties, expanding the definition of shoes to include boots: my black leather almost thigh-high lace up boots from HELL. They scream sex. (And animal slaughter.  )
Why do straight men like to sometimes wear their lovers' undies?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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our lovely selves...answer a question and ask one.
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