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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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 Posted - 05/10/2004 : 03:42:07
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Stop eating cheese?
Are you out of your mind?
Cheese and women are the only two things that really matter! If someone says women are unhealthy (which is probably true) I'm leaving this forum!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 03:42:49
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Hey, has anyone tried the link I posted in the topic?
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 03:50:48
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Stop eating cheese?
Are you out of your mind?
Cheese and women are the only two things that really matter! If someone says women are unhealthy (which is probably true) I'm leaving this forum!
Did you try milk-free women?...
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 03:52:31
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Well, technically, except my mother, all the women I have tried were milk free. Of course, it's my mother I like the most!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:01:31
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
Not sure if we can trust anything that came out of the 80s.
Just quit a cult / going through withdrawal
Thats what I was asking...
My nails are pretty tough to but I don't drink milk...
I dunno someone told me about that puss crap and I just get a little pukey when I think about drinking milk with chunks of.....
Oh god...
UUHh...
The only milk I drink now is in my coffee.
well cream...which is probably worse but...OH GOD!!....
Erm and yeah, how about..........like........the erm...........Pixies!?!?!?
Remember where you are!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:06:21
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Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
Sorry to disappoint you, milk lovers, but there are some things you should know.
In short:
- Milk is indigestible by adults. The enzyme required to digest lactose (milk sugar) disappears from the digestive system after weaning. Moreover, the enzyme required to digest casein (milk protein) too disappears from the human intestine at the age of 3. This simply means that the large majority of adults is lactose / casein intolerant.
By the way, this double intolerance may cause various diseases, typically digestive and dermatological problems but also infections, diabetes, heart disease, and even breast cancer according to a recent study.
- Milk consumption doesn't make your bones and teeth stronger - it's a legend. Milk - especially cow milk - is so high in proteins that it causes an over-secretion of acidic gastric juices ; and the only way for the body to neutralize this over-secretion is actually to withdraw calcium from the bones. Some studies done in the 80s have showed that people who drink milk every day have the weakest bones of all, while people who avoid it have the strongest bones!!!
Not convinced? Remember that no animal - except man - drinks milk after it's weaned, and also that Orientals have always avoided milk, except as a purgative. Now you know why!
In conclusion, my friends:
Forget milk, it's pure shit
Sure you won't regret it!
"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
I couldn't give a shit. If something is bad for you then it tastes good. That's the way food works my friend!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:08:28
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Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
Then the doctor asked: "Have you ever seen an animal - say a calf - drinking milk after it's weaned?"
"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
Cats love milk and mice love cheese!!! You telling me that Tom and Jerry are wrong!!!
Tom and Jerry are NEVER wrong!!!
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:39:33
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Ireland has always been a milk guzzling, cheese chompping nation since prehistoric times.
www.ravensgard.org/prdunham/irishfood.html
"Irish Diet Before the Potato"
"Milk, cheese, meat, cereals and some vegetables formed the main part of the Irish diet from prehistoric times up until the introduction of the potato". (Danaher, K 1992).
"Dairy Products"
"Milk was an important foodstuff and was consumed in large quantities; it might be drunk fresh, allowed to go sour and eaten as curds (whitemeats) or used to make a variety of cheeses and butter fresh or salted. Butter was allowed to go rancid and was stored in barrels in bogs. Cheeses made from sheep's milk were also quite common in Ireland. The use of rennet from the stomachs of milk fed animals was well known as a means of curdling the milk for cheese making. A small piece of the bag in the stomach was cut off and boiled in water to produce the rennet.
Slaves and workers were given the green milk to drink this was the milk left over (whey) after the production of the whitemeats. (Anon. 1673)
Milk was also boiled with Irish Moss (seaweed) and allowed to thicken then mixed with honey and eaten after the meal as the sweet course with season fruits. This sweet is still popular in many parts of Ireland to this day and this seaweed, Irish Moss (cairigin), is exported throughout the world. Two other edible seaweeds were used: Dilisc and Steamhchan".
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:45:33
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Yeah and dinosaurs used to eat cheese and drink milk too, and look how long they lived for!!!
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:54:16
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Well, I suppose along with England, we are a pretty heart diseaed riddled country!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 12:03:43
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
Then the doctor asked: "Have you ever seen an animal - say a calf - drinking milk after it's weaned?"
"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
Cats love milk and mice love cheese!!! You telling me that Tom and Jerry are wrong!!!
Tom and Jerry are NEVER wrong!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
They eat it because we give it to them.
Where would they get it if they lived in the wild, like they are supposed to be?
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http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 12:18:16
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Oh dear KoK!!!
I expected better of you.
You'll be telling me you thought I was serious about the dinosaurs next!!!
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 12:21:45
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
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Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
Not sure if we can trust anything that came out of the 80s.
Just quit a cult / going through withdrawal
Thats what I was asking...
My nails are pretty tough to but I don't drink milk...
I dunno someone told me about that puss crap and I just get a little pukey when I think about drinking milk with chunks of.....
Oh god...
UUHh...
The only milk I drink now is in my coffee.
well cream...which is probably worse but...OH GOD!!....
Erm and yeah, how about..........like........the erm...........Pixies!?!?!?
Remember where you are!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Yeah but the Pixies came out of the 80s still rocking. They pretty much save the 80s from completely sucking.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 12:56:29
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I know!!! I didn't say they didn't.
You simply said you were not sure we could trust anything that came out of the 80's. Well the Pixies came out of the 80's and I trust them. That is all!!!
'How To Completely Mis-understand Someone's post' by ProverbialCereal.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 18:01:17
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Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
I didn't intend to offense you, guys.
No offense...it could be said that I am a pathological devil's advocate. At least where sinning is involved.
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No milk today !
