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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
 Posted - 05/02/2004 : 14:09:41
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| The girls who brag about how tight their's are usually have loose vaginas, but if they don't talk about it they're super-tight. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 14:15:32
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yeah, this was bound to happen.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 14:52:01
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Um, gross. If a girl started this post, I would feel differently - but otherwise... EW.
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 15:24:56
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wait a sec, why would you feel differently ramona?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 16:27:56
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Well, the tighest vagina certainly doesn't belong to the girls in the double penetration pic I posted. By the way, the "double penetration" was in reference to the fact that it looked like the second girls' head was shoved up the ass of the first girl (first = girl having sex). No one else seemed to think it looked that way. Now people just think I'm shocked my a girl performing cunnilingus on the other girl in a 3-way.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 16:40:47
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Oh man! What a horrible topic how can anyone even begin to answer if they wanted. I fail to see how this could even develop off track like the penis topic.
*Malax eating his words 30 days from now*
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 17:38:18
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This is hilarious...
Boycott cults and t's |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 17:41:12
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Originally posted by El Barto
This is hilarious...
Boycott cults and t's
jim, i've noticed before you agreeing with everything jimmy says. it's not a second account by any chance is it? it's a bit sad replying to yourself...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 17:54:47
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I should have said I MIGHT feel differently, and that would be only b/c there are about 1/5th the amount of ladies here as there are boys, so for a boy to say "tightest vagina on the forum" seems a bit sexist and gross to me. And if you don't know what I mean, well, then I am not sure what else to say.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 17:55:08
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Nah, it's because his name is the same as mine. Us Jims have to stick together. Nah...I can only name 2 threads which I agreed with him: largest penis and this one. Any others?
Boycott cults and t's |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 18:09:49
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Originally posted by ramona
I should have said I MIGHT feel differently, and that would be only b/c there are about 1/5th the amount of ladies here as there are boys, so for a boy to say "tightest vagina on the forum" seems a bit sexist and gross to me. And if you don't know what I mean, well, then I am not sure what else to say.
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there's fire if you want it, let me know. I'm sick and tired of letting go...
I know what you mean, pure drivel, no joke. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 18:29:30
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Evidence
Lets see El Barto is called Jimmmy, Jimmy is called Jimmy. El Barto says this is hilarious....
Jimmy has just 150 posts. This is the sort of topic you can't start yourself due to respect and personal persona and such but think it would be funny anyway.
OOOOOOOHHHHHH ;p
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 19:20:24
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| When someone agrees with me it's only because everything I say is perfect and correct. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 21:15:24
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ramona, jimmy is an idiot but sexism really doesn't have anything to do with it.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 21:35:27
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FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS JIMMY, WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT!
Hah! Fools! I had the forsight that I would lose moderatorship in the future (I'm smart like that), so I created an alterego with an all-too-obvious name that people would think "Is that really him? Naah, that's too obvious." And it worked, had it not been for that meddling bumblebeebitch! I should also mention that my real name isn't Jim at all...it's........Jason.
Now you don't know what to think.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 00:57:26
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Originally posted by jimmy
When someone agrees with me it's only because everything I say is perfect and correct.
If there was ever a doubt that Jimmy isnt el barto - than this has cleared it. Surely no one can have the same ego as Jim!
Just kidding honey.
Tightest vagina. hmm. Well, How would a girl go about .. erm..measuring this? Its not really like measuring how big a cock is, and plus, theres no wellknown figures which suggest the average for this...
Maybe you have to put plastecine up there and clench to see how small it squishes.
Ew, I apologise to all girls on the forum for the vision they now no doubt have!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 02:05:35
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Haha, that's it, gypsydeath. Rather than letting yourself get upset by this topic, just take it and run the jokes and ideas as far as you can. Funny stuff.
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 02:28:08
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tight ones are that way for a reason.
i want a woman that knows how to use the pole. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 02:48:57
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Enough! Modern society is treating men like they were sexual objects! Why should a penis thread be perfectly normal (and, oh my god, even funny) whereas a vagina thread faces a disgusting bashing by the female members of the forum. They are perhaps not numerous, but they are well organised. Just like the Bolsheviks.
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 02:54:43
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| surley you understand the subtle hypocracies that come with being female. i like to call it cakeandeatititis. |
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spunXtain
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 03:18:39
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my ex girlfriend's was so tight i couldn't fit it in. i could barely get a finger in. she didn't like Frank Black or Pixies, though. :(
Oh well, fuck that bitch (and yes I finally managed to, with lube)
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Edited by - spunXtain on 05/03/2004 03:19:29 |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 05:31:13
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Why should a penis thread be perfectly normal (and, oh my god, even funny) whereas a vagina thread faces a disgusting bashing by the female members of the forum.
that's what I thought
jimmy (or El Barto) only began with this topic
as a reaction to the largest penis topic
I think the actuall chance it would have been posted by
Jimmy if the largest penis topic wouldn't have been posted
is close to zero.
I don't think Jimmy is by any means a sexist or gross
at least not because this topic
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 05:42:53
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Is being really tight a good thing?
Is it really more pleasurable than a normal vagina?
I can't imagine a tight vagina being that much of an asset as sex would be uncomfortable for the women. mind you, men do seem to be obsessed with anal sex so maybe they do like it extra tight.
I also agree with Gypsey, how would you measure the tightness? |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 10:44:00
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I dated a girl once who was so tight she broke that tool that the gynecologist uses to keep her open during a Pap-smear.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 05/03/2004 10:45:54 |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 11:51:52
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Whatever. If y'all think I am upset you are entirely retarded and the difference to me between the two threads (penis vs. vagina) is that the penis thread was started by a boy. Also, since there are such a small number of gals on the forum, it seems kind of ridiculous and sexist to me. TO ME. That is MY PERCEPTION and I am not CALLING ANYONE SEXIST.
Gawd. Over and out.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 12:09:55
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The guys wouldn't have to start the naughty threads if yah'll girls would satisfy their internet-geek fantasies more. Most guys online are just waiting and waiting for a girl online to say one thing that even slightly hints at being sexual. Hell, I get a kick out girls online saying sexual things and I'm only in the "mildly pathetic internet geek" category. That's a few steps up from the ultimately pathetic internet geek.
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mrgrieves1971
= Cult of Ray =
USA
544 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 12:30:50
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 12:41:18
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Hey, I started one of the naughtiest threads on this forum (back in the hey day) - the Henhouse. I have satisfied many a geek fantasy and I'm sorry y'all missed it, but no one can be all things to all people. 
I am not a prude or a radical feminist - I just think this topic started by a boy is in poor. and gross. taste. Hot dog throwing or not...
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Edited by - ramona on 05/03/2004 12:42:19 |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 13:56:00
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Well then I disagree with you ramona
I don't care about tight vaginas or whatsoever
and don't see a real reason to discuss it
a rather talk about big cocks myself
not that they turn me on
but I feel more comfortable talking about
my own thing
than about girlie things
given the fact
that I only know one
of them
so I can't compare
don't know if it's tight
it seems just fine
but that could be my naive standards
I'm talking too much, aren't I?
but it was a joke by Jimmy
nothing more
nothing less
"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 14:03:27
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i find it amusing that ramona had to justify herself in really not saying anything bad about this topic at all.
but i think mel gets the award for actually going some way to answering the question, and very humourously too.
bring on brighton i say...
but i really don't see the big deal about tight vagina's/pussy's/c*nts etc.
it's all relative ain't it - as long as your cock fits inside in a way thats very very pleasurable, who's measuring?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 14:21:20
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GypsyDeath Posted - 05/03/2004 : 00:57:26
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Tightest vagina. hmm. Well, How would a girl go about .. erm..measuring this? Its not really like measuring how big a cock is, and plus, theres no wellknown figures which suggest the average for this...
Maybe you have to put plastecine up there and clench to see how small it squishes.
Remember those reflex-tester doodads like a small plastic ruler you got someone to dangle just above your index finger and thumb which were held apart a couple of inches then drop and your reflexes were judged according to how far down the ruler you managed to grab it? Spose if you felt so inclined to measure tightness you could administer a more aerodynamic version of reflex-tester, try to feel relaxed and let gravity take hold then after a preallotted amount of time and however far it had worked its way out would be your two variables to create a new Tightness Scale, 1 being Rigor Mortis and 10 being Paris Hilton say.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 14:27:54
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Originally posted by Newo
create a new Tightness Scale, 1 being Rigor Mortis and 10 being Paris Hilton say.
-Owen
I think every rating scale should incorporate Paris Hilton in some way. Well done Newo, mui hilario! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 14:29:49
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Oh dear. Although I too confess to finding this thread and its counterpart generally stupid, I must say that I think you guys are looking at this from the wrong perspective; tightness is really neither here nor there. What matters is strength, which is, apparently, measurable:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/pc_exercisers.html#t-cal-1032
Hoo-ha!
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 14:39:16
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I never said anyone was uptight or upset or anything but now it does seem that people are a bit of both. This topic is indeed stupid and I see what you're saying, ramona, about the topics being started by guys but still, this doesn't fit into my definition of sexism, however retarded it is.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 15:01:15
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Originally posted by benji
but i think mel gets the award for actually going some way to answering the question, and very humourously too.
bring on brighton i say...
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"
Hoorah!!!! I FINALLY get an award for something!!!!!!!
I thank you Benji!
But yeah, I think its more to do with the stength, and knowing when to use those particular muscles within such sexual circumstances...
Obviously, the guy better hope hes not screwing wonder woman, or he migh with draw with a slightly 'cut down' man hood..or at leasta little of an odd shape...
Maybe I should stop talking now....
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 16:42:11
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well, hell, i DID screw wonderwoman. she collapsed quite easily, broke apart, had cheese in her, bits of meat... oh wait, that wasn't wonderwoman, it was a sandwich made with wonderbread. pretty good time, though.
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Edited by - TarTar on 05/03/2004 16:43:09 |
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