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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
 Posted - 04/11/2004 : 20:03:45
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This is what I do every time I'm putting off writing a paper, I flood the board with useless topics.
What are some of your weird talents or abilities? I don't really think I have any. The only thing I can do it take one of those miniature baseball bats they sell at games, hold each end while crossing my arms at the middle of my forearms and crawl between with my whole body. I'm a skinny bastard.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 04/11/2004 20:04:58 |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 21:52:47
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I can pronounce "sphygmomanometer".
 Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 22:07:40
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Yes! I should be doing my taxes!
I can wiggle my ears. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 00:12:43
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I can move my ears.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 00:56:00
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I can satisfy women in bed, or so I would like to think.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 02:25:51
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I can wiggle my ears, nostrils and eyeborws at the same time.
Erm, i have many useless talents. I tend to have a sort of understanding with people, Im very good at helping people out, making them feel better, i should be a psychiatrist really. I have minor esp, i kind of sixth sense, but thats a whole other story.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 02:33:37
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I can juggle. I'm trying to master clubs at the moment. Then it's juggling with 4 objects - a major leap in the dexterity stakes.
 "I've rejoined the Cult of Ming / Star of favourite childhood movie of 1980" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 02:40:42
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Juggling is the one thing that has always annoyed me. Only because i cant do it. altho, i havent really tried properly. I always say im going to, but never do. ill learn one day.
I can do it really fast with 2 objects!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
Edited by - GypsyDeath on 04/14/2004 05:10:35 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 04:57:36
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Erm, i have many useless talents. I tend to have a sort of understanding with people, Im very good at helping people out, making them feel better, i should be a psychiatrist really. I have minor esp, i kind of sixth sense, but thats a whole other story.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
That's not useless Mel!!! That's very noteworthy!!!
Seriously though, that's the kind of talent that all good friends should have!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 06:08:00
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I can see dead people.
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Mroocore
- FB Fan -
USA
177 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 07:29:25
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i can track stand, until i fall asleep.
 PENGU LIES |
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Conrad
- FB Fan -
Iceland
89 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 07:55:45
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I can say words backwards instantly. All words, but my pronounciation of the word when I say it backwards is Icelandic. So it's only cool to Icelanders, I guess.
 "I met a man / and I have dearly paid"
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Conrad
- FB Fan -
Iceland
89 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 07:56:20
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Well not all words, but all the words I know the spelling of.
"I met a man / and I have dearly paid"
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 09:34:38
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Erm, i have many useless talents. I tend to have a sort of understanding with people, Im very good at helping people out, making them feel better, i should be a psychiatrist really. I have minor esp, i kind of sixth sense, but thats a whole other story.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
That's not useless Mel!!! That's very noteworthy!!!
Seriously though, that's the kind of talent that all good friends should have!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
I tend to agree with HPM (also known as Mike).
Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 09:55:00
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 16:52:12
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I can wiggle my nostrils...err...I can sorta read minds. I dunno what else. I can match voices somewhat well. Hey Beavis...
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 17:18:52
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aww, thank you mike and icecream
man, you guys have to hear his beavis impression, it is uncanny!!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 17:22:10
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Butthead, you mean.
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 18:19:18
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I can giggle like Beavis. someone just told me how scarily accurate it is.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 18:29:29
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quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
I can satisfy women in bed, or so I would like to think.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
I know I can satisfy a women in bed. The Lord blessed me with the ability to roll my Rs. Comes in handy .
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Edited by - darkoutsider on 04/12/2004 18:30:08 |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 18:33:06
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LOL!!!! haha,
oh yeah, sorry, jim, I meant Butthead.never could tell the difference..
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 04:13:51
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i can stilt-walk! but i always forget! was racking my brain then, trying to think of something slightly odd i can do!
was in a 'circus production' at high school, and i was one of the stilt walkers... not particuarly a skill, just a bit of balance and plenty of confidence... keep on meaning to pick up my stilts from my mum's house...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 09:37:57
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I can jiggle my eyeballs,
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Edited by - Carolynanna on 04/13/2004 12:21:16 |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 09:49:00
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jiggle your eyeballs?
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 09:53:46
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um yeah its hard to describe.
Its more like shaking...
You keep shaking your eyes at me,
like some kind of shaking rock n roll band... |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:01:43
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hhaaha, I'd love to see that. go get a webcam and show us all!
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:03:39
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| Well I would but the sheer amount of energy and focus necessry leaves me feeling drained for days...;) |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:15:47
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Juggling is the one thing that has always annoyed me. Only bnecause i cant do it. altho, i havent really tried properly.I alays say im going too, but never do.ill larn one day.
I can do it really fast with 2 objects!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
I can both spell and use correct grammar.
Cue someone telling me I've said that wrong.
 "Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:20:57
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:(
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 05:11:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
I can jiggle my eyeballs,
At first I read this as ' I can juggle my eyeballs'...
Boy was I afraid...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 06:18:59
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I can put a (cooked) spaghetti in my nose, breathe deep and throw it out from my mouth.
I can touch my right ear with my right hand in curious kind of way.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 06:46:34
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I can belch the alphabet and the Flintstones theme song (appropriate eh) and sometimes feel what people are thinking or where they're looking if my back is turned.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 07:46:32
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I can dislocate my thumbs and dislocate my shoulder. I can also have sex from about 2 feet away due to my extraordinaryly large penis.
(The first one is a lie) :)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 08:03:48
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Let's see. I can flare my nostrils. I am also double jointed in ONE thumb, but that is not much a talent, per say.
I went to cosmetology school, so I can cut a mean head of hair. Woo! |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 09:35:36
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Can any of you lick your elbow?
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 14:20:10
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I went to cosmetology school, so I can cut a mean head of hair. Woo!
My goodness, for some reason you are the last person I would have thought would have gone to cosmetology school... What do you do now, if you dont mind me asking?
I think this is all mostly because of the prejudices I ahve towards the girls which study 'hair and beauty' in my college.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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What're your unusual talents?
