-= Frank Black Forum =-
-= Frank Black Forum =-
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Off Topic!
 General Chat
 Forum member most likely to become porn star
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Next Page
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic
Page: of 2

TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:17:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I haven't a clue. Do any of you?

"(insert clever quote here)"

Edited by - TarTar on 04/06/2004 15:18:40

Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:19:21  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dean. Almost certainly.


"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less"
Go to Top of Page

Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:19:30  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Mangykid. This has already been discussed.



Go to Top of Page

El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:21:09  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Me and/or Mel. Hey honey, I think I figured a way to solve our financial problem!


"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."

Edited by - El Barto on 04/06/2004 15:21:35
Go to Top of Page

bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:21:26  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
el jimbo and mel, when they get together and allow me to film...



The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Go to Top of Page

Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:22:13  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto

Me or Mel.


"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."



Or both...please, make a movie. You have a brand new digital camera, right? Go ahead, like Pamela and Tommy Lee.



Go to Top of Page

Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:28:23  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Dean. Almost certainly.


"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less"



I don't think I should be in this contest since I'm already in the industry...


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
Go to Top of Page

Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:29:06  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ah, yes, an unfair advantage...


"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less"
Go to Top of Page

TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:31:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, that's why I didn't nominate myself, since I'm already in this business. You may know my work. I go by the name of James Bondage, agent 006.9

"(insert clever quote here)"

Edited by - TarTar on 04/06/2004 15:32:56
Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:35:07  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
OH most definately me. lol. Theres no guys on here with big enough dicks, and so they must all be cancelled out ( most defiantely any northerners should be eliminated automaticallly, haha) and im probably the one girl on here who actually watches porn, and the rest are all married and stuff. so yeah, me. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha




IM just kidding by the way...



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?

Edited by - GypsyDeath on 04/06/2004 15:37:37
Go to Top of Page

Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:39:05  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Mel, I don't want to bother you and/or have my account locked by Jimbo, but why do you finish all of your posts with "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"?



Go to Top of Page

El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:42:10  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Consider yourself locked, BITCH!

Just kidding...I actually don't have that power...nor would I do such a thing.


"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:42:44  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
well you should have seen it before i edited it, there was a whole page, but, well, itmade the thread go all long.

I shalltry to stopfrom now on adnan.

I think its just a habit



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Go to Top of Page

Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:44:07  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto

Consider yourself locked, BITCH!

Just kidding...I actually don't have that power...nor would I do such a thing.


"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."



You better don't or I'll tell everyone you're the swimmer.



Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:46:54  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
didnt you know that he is?and so am i...were the sameperson...

oh, hang on, lets not get in to that again!



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Go to Top of Page

TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:48:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's just a playful "hahahaha". At least it's not maniacal, like:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

See, that M makes it maniacal.

"(insert clever quote here)"

[EDIT - Thread stretching]

Edited by - El Barto on 04/06/2004 15:50:12
Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:50:04  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
you made the thread all wrong!

Amazing what a little letter can do, aye?



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Go to Top of Page

TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  15:54:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wait, I edited it so there was significantly less hahaha, and then I looked and it was edited again so that all the hahaha was back but now written different. what the f is going on?

"(insert clever quote here)"
Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  16:03:40  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I believe JIm has edited your thread for you, being the clever man that he is.



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Go to Top of Page

Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  18:02:25  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Have you guys heard my song 'Porn Star'?

Check it out, it's on my first 'album', track 2:

www.TheNoisies.com/tunes/suar.asp


Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
Go to Top of Page

ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  18:54:52  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Does everyone know their pornstar name? You know, you take your first childhood pet and the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Which would make my name...Beeper Exchange! I am not sure what it means but it sure sounds DIRTY.
Go to Top of Page

Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  19:02:47  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i've always heard middle name and street you lived on as a kid, which makes me vinnie phelps

but my friend joe has the best one ever - rocco moorewood

-brian


- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
Go to Top of Page

PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  19:15:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
one of your mums is already a pornstar
Go to Top of Page

Malax
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1340 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  19:19:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

OH most definately me. lol. Theres no guys on here with big enough dicks, and so they must all be cancelled out ( most defiantely any northerners should be eliminated automaticallly, haha) and im probably the one girl on here who actually watches porn, and the rest are all married and stuff. so yeah, me. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha




IM just kidding by the way...



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?



Whats wrong with Northeners?



I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.

*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Go to Top of Page

NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1938 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  19:31:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

Have you guys heard my song 'Porn Star'?

Check it out, it's on my first 'album', track 2:

www.TheNoisies.com/tunes/suar.asp


Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!



I highly recommend it. Great song!!


ˇViva los Católicos!
Go to Top of Page

Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  19:35:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tony

He's all about he Pentiums'- oops., I mean all about the camaras for a living

Orange

mijn vriende keen oragsme kreigjen
Go to Top of Page

IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2004 :  21:27:29  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face

i've always heard middle name and street you lived on as a kid, which makes me vinnie phelps

but my friend joe has the best one ever - rocco moorewood
-brian
Well, some people don't have middle names. My parents didn't give me a middle name. Seriously.


Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097....
Go to Top of Page

Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  01:05:55  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why, thank you son of Nimrod!

I might pass as "Jillian Berford".


Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
Go to Top of Page

Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  01:27:19  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

Does everyone know their pornstar name? You know, you take your first childhood pet and the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Which would make my name...Beeper Exchange! I am not sure what it means but it sure sounds DIRTY.



My pornstar name would be Friedrich Niteheart !

Why do I always have the most ridiculous names/pictures in this kind of games ?





Go to Top of Page

remig
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1734 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  01:50:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It doesn't work for me, my pets were females and the street I lived in means nothing:
Javote Maurin?
Mitsou Figairasse?

I had an idea of screenplay for a porn movie that had a cool title in french: Le somnencule

Go to Top of Page

Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  03:17:02  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Excellent. Writing screenplays for porn must be the best job in the world.

Have you seen the porn adaptation of Balzac's "Peau de chagrin" with Roberto Malone? Fucking hilarious.



Go to Top of Page

remig
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1734 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  03:26:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, but I have seen cinderella (cendrillon), les trois mousquetaires, les visiteuses...

My idea:
The guy is a somnabulist and wakes up at night in a motel, his arms and his dick pointing in the same direction. he walk into rooms with two girls, then a man and woman, then a waitress... what's cool is that they're afraid to wake him up, so they let him do whatever he wants. at the end the somnanbulist look at the camera and blink his eyes.
Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  05:08:46  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Im not sure what my first childhood pet wasso my name could be a number of things;

Butch Causeway
Mouse Causeway
or
Champagne Causeway

I dont have a middlename either

the way we used to do it was take your currents pet name and mothers maiden name -
so I would be Suki Ceazer





Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Go to Top of Page

GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  05:09:59  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
actually, technically, i could be suki, Billy, or Twiggy Ceazer...



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Go to Top of Page

Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  07:46:42  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

Have you guys heard my song 'Porn Star'?

Check it out, it's on my first 'album', track 2:

www.TheNoisies.com/tunes/suar.asp


Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!



My favourite's still your White Stripes cover.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
Go to Top of Page

ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  09:00:13  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My dad has the best faux porn star name - Huck Loveland.

Of couse thinking of my dad as a porn star is skeeving me out. So nevermind.
Go to Top of Page
Page: of 2 Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
Next Page
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Jump To:
-= Frank Black Forum =- © 2002-2020 Frank Black Fans, Inc. Go To Top Of Page
Snitz Forums 2000