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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 09:00:16
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Our streets aren't named, they're numbers...
Blackie 64, hmmmmm |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 10:33:53
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Damn it Dean - they copied me!
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 10:53:40
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Me, because I know Vince Voyeur and he has his own production company. The only reason I'm not one yet is I haven't thought of a decent porn name. Something to describe my manhood. maybe something like
Johnny Justenough
Or- Andrew Adequate.
Or - Danny Almostseven
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 11:31:12
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Back to the original question. I say King Of Karaoke and Mad Dawg!!!
P.S - I am not comparing you both by the way. It's for different reasons.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:43:32
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My name would be Jessie Belmore: would that count as male or female?
 "Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 21:11:58
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I would be Max Sidonie. Rock on.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 03:22:27
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Max Sidonie? That sounds like someone out of Goodfellas...youre part of the mafia! arent you!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 06:28:32
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Well, had the shit hit the fan here and I had been sent down for a couple of days / weeks then I might have been the first gay porn star on the forum after I went on the offensive in jail to prevent myself becoming the prison piggy.
'I'm the Daddy Now!' - Prison Daddy of Beijing Peoples State Penitentiary |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 06:31:00
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Saying that 'Dave Noisy' sounds like a porn star name, so I could imagine Big Dave performing for the masses.
'I'm the Daddy Now!' - Prison Daddy of Beijing Peoples State Penitentiary |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 07:29:18
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Dave, post the porn pic! Post it!!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 03:46:11
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Mine would be Jean Sheridan
But my best friends has to be the best...Francis Chokecherry
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 05:48:35
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Jill Gilbert... Less of a porn star (unless it's a readers wives stylee porn sub-category) and more like a failing 1920's flapper.
And I said Flapper not slapper
tre-who-kills-threads |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 06:16:37
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My porn name is Beeper Exchange. Which is just...wrong, really.
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So if you're lonely
you know i'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you...
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 06:21:07
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wrong.... but strangely erotic... You could star in a SF style porn, it sounds a bit hitchikers guide to the galaxy to me.... loads of men go for that whole alien nymphette with 3 breasts thing. Well loads of the men I know....
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 07:03:44
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I can't believe I missed this thread. My porn names would be either:
Aragorn or Shadrach Park
I don't think the name alone would get me very far. Either too nerdy or too biblical. Crazy hippie parents mumble mumble...
or Bronwen Park.
My last name works though!
Cox Park.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:09:45
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I think Aragorn Park is someone out of Lord of the Rings. Right? 
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I'm just a crosshair
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:15:09
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Yeah, it was the beginning of the 70s, and they were big Tolkien freaks, my parents. Aragorn was the name of our big ol' sweet-natured Irish Setter.
Shadrach was our cat.
Back to the pressing matters of the topic, wasn't there a LOTR porn trilogy mentioned somewhere on the forum a few months ago? Maybe I missed my calling. Too late now.  
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:16:21
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I guess i'd be "Candy Woodburn" - would work better for my sister.
"Signatures are for sissies" |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:31:59
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Going with the pet and street thing, I'd be Moby Union. Hmmmmm...
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:37:24
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I'd be either Arthur or Mulac Cardigan.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Forum member most likely to become porn star
