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GypsyDeath
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 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:02:32
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I lost mine in a truly grungy way.
Inutero was playing, bed with no sheets on. lol, how romantic.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:38:57
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Weezer - Maladroit was playing all morning when I lost mine. Why couldnt it have been a good album? I guess the memory is reflected in the music.
In my case its half decent liked it for about 10 seconds but Ill never go there again.
In utero hmmmm, did he have a better looking twin brother who you missed out on?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:51:42
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I lost mine in a truly grungy way.
Inutero was playing, bed with no sheets on. lol, how romantic.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
In Utero? that far or was it In Vagina?
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Edited by - remig on 04/07/2004 05:53:15 |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:55:16
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Haha! you know what I mean.
I did wonder what all the fuss wasabout, and why girls always said it was 'sopainful'...
maybe it is if you havent done anything er..penetraing wise before...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:57:58
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That would make sense, if your used to jamming a 6 inch umm somethin in you your hardly gonna hate it when it happens for real.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 06:03:20
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hahaha! I didnt mean like...oh, im digging ahole here
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 06:04:56
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Originally posted by Malax
Weezer - Maladroit was playing
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Ahah! Maladroit! For the first time! ahahaha! almost as good as In Utero! ahaha!
Malax, you were surely maladroit!
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 05:00:24
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The White Album.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 05:04:34
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what I was going to say is just to easy...no doubt adnan will, hes to weak to resist such temptation..
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 13:33:13
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Well I had Marvin Gaye's 'What's Going On' playing. She came 9 times!!!
I have gotten a lot better since though.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 18:18:02
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I remember, we were listening to Panthera, "Walk". Great tune.
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 19:32:11
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Longest recalling of a memory ever
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 20:08:16
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4 years old, Megging Raetz, same age, she showed me hers and I showed her mine, can't remember who went first.
We had some awesome toys (4 years old) back then
Acid and sex coincide for me, 13 years ago, when I was 14.
Whores answer the door. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 20:21:14
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well, just to increase my post count, I'll answer the question:
No. I don't remember my first sexual experience. |
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Bryan Shepherd
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USA
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Posted - 05/21/2004 : 05:09:26
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No, I don't remember your first sexual experience. Was I there?
 I'm the guy from wonderland...& you will never understand... |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:39:38
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Sexual Eperience, instresting
The Truth Is Out There |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:51:08
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Hayden was playing....and candles were burning...then the room lit on fire...
no im just kidding...
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 15:21:18
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It happened on a UFO with The BReeders 0n
The Truth Is Out There |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 18:29:28
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For the last time, Skatealex, an anal probe does NOT count as a sexual experience!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 05/21/2004 : 19:18:02
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Coldheart, that reminds me of the film Go, where the guy is having a threesome with two girls and the kleenex that had recently been on fire (but stomped out) reignited and suddenly the rooms ablaze and the guy just gets the hell out of there without even making sure the girls are okay.
Hayden. Didn't he have some hidden track on his album about making sandwiches?
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 21:21:27
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If it was Handel's Water Music, you'd have been ok. heheh
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/22/2004 : 07:49:26
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ahh yes... went out drinking, got a little drunk to give us both courage, and went for it... everyone says the first time is really awkward and embarrassing and stuff... but didn't seem to be for us. was good.
Why won't you dance for me, like you danced for him? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/12/2007 : 21:36:14
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Nostalgia-queening for some old school KOK. Had to dig deep into the pre-youtube era for this geml, which showcases KOK's sense of humor free of his (well-founded) fear that the US government is going to kill us all. Further context-building: 2004 was still early in the Halliburton Makes Big Bucks part of American history.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 08:21:06
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Originally posted by kathryn
Nostalgia-queening for some old school KOK. Had to dig deep into the pre-youtube era for this geml, which showcases KOK's sense of humor free of his (well-founded) fear that the US government is going to kill us all. Further context-building: 2004 was still early in the Halliburton Makes Big Bucks part of American history.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 16:25:56
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Probably a major turn-on for Donald Rumsfeld.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 22:57:38
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Have I really been hanging around with you losers since 2004?
Damn you Charles Thompson and your musical prolificness!
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Sasquatch Says WTC Demolished http://youtube.com/watch?v=q8XToX7aSdg
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Supersumomegafrankfan
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USA
33 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 23:15:37
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You're going to laugh...but Millie Jackson's "Back to the Shit" was playing. It was totally not the type of music you want to accompany your first sexual experience. This was like...'88 or '89 I think. Me and my girlfriend were at her parents house; they were out of town. We had just downed about about a half-bottle of Wild Turkey between the two of us. I remember when she went to the bathroom I turned on the music, because that's what I'd seen people in movies do whenever they were about to have sex. It just so happened to be her parent's tape. I was really embarassed but she was all over me and the choice of music seemed to be the furthest thing on her mind.
So anyway, there we were getting freaky to "Love Stinks" and "Muffle That Fart." Have any of you ever heard of Millie Jackson? She's fucking obscene! Looking back on it now it's pretty hilarious.
Into the dust we struggled...and yet we couldn't make coffee |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 23:36:03
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I remember kissing my first girlfriend to REO Speedwagon. I still kind of like hearing those old tunes when they come on.
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Sasquatch Says WTC Demolished http://youtube.com/watch?v=q8XToX7aSdg
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 12:46:06
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Thom Yorkes The Eraser on vinyl was playing when stuff happened. Worked nicely
The Truth Is Out There |
Edited by - Skatealex1 on 09/19/2007 12:47:06 |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 12:50:50
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Can we count the time I stuck my peppee in a sausage grinder? I'm pretty sure I had Alice Cooper playing in the next room. He rocks!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:43:30
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I can't remember my last sexual experience. Non-solo of course.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:52:43
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Carl! Stay on topic!! If you must go on a tangent then start a "Do you remember your last sexual experience" thread. Good god!
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:54:24
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Sorry. I'll start a 'Too much info' thread while I'm at it.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:56:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Sorry. I'll start a 'Too much info' thread while I'm at it.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus.
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13304 |
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Do You Remember Your First Sexual Experience?
