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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:32:06
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i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
would you care to share anything? |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:38:14
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| I don't use deodorant, but no one has ever told me I stink. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 19:25:23
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I'm obsessed with my cuticles. I can't focus if they're not soft and clean.
As I was sitting down in a movie theater tonight, I noticed that one cuticle didn't feel
as soft as it could have felt and I freaked out, knowing that it would distract me thru
the whole film, and it did.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 00:25:26
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I no longer trim my pubic hair.
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 00:57:55
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| i gota piss.....................and fart. |
Edited by - danjersey on 06/12/2005 00:59:33 |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 01:22:22
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I just held a fart in... ah... no i dint
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 01:46:36
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I talk to my cats.
Alot. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 05:26:31
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
would you care to share anything?
simple but effective (unless you are in the woods):
 Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 05:40:33
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| i really don't see how that can be effective. it almost seems like it would make the problem worse. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 06:18:11
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Like most Americans, we don't have a bidet.
Which is why I wash my ass in the shower. |
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 06:23:49
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
Same here. I think I use more toilet paper than both of my flatmates together. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 07:50:02
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Like most Americans, we don't have a bidet.
Which is why I wash my ass in the shower.
ah, thanks BLT. i was a bit confused by the previous answer because i didn't know if it was irony or if actually somebody didn't know what a bidet is for.
Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 07:54:09
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| oh i know what it's for, i just can't imagine it actually gets the job done. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 07:56:38
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But, excuse my ignorance and potential for crudity here, is a bidet more useful for a guy than a girl, in that spraying matter from back to front is not a healthy thing to do...? You know, keeping those two exits/entrances of woman seperate...
you see where I'm going?
 I joined the cult of the rolling panda/ just to watch the little fella roll |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 07:57:36
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| that was too much information, tre. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 08:05:17
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
oh i know what it's for, i just can't imagine it actually gets the job done.
of course it does, better than paper anyway.
Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 08:44:03
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| More excessive information: You haven't lived until you've been to a Mexican restroom where they put the spent toilet paper in a wastebasket beside the toilet. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 09:13:48
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| They do that in some other counties too, I believe. And in Thailand, they use there hands, apparently! :) or :( maybe! I'm a very fussy person, to be honest I believe I suffer fom Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-now I'm getting too personal!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:14:44
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
More excessive information: You haven't lived until you've been to a Mexican restroom where they put the spent toilet paper in a wastebasket beside the toilet.
here here |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:15:38
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quote:
Originally posted by ElevatorLady
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
Same here. I think I use more toilet paper than both of my flatmates together.
i knew there was a reason why i liked you Elevatorlady |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:22:39
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I've written something, but I'm too chicken to post it. Sorry.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:26:34
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by ElevatorLady
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
Same here. I think I use more toilet paper than both of my flatmates together.
i knew there was a reason why i liked you Elevatorlady
Maybe you put too much chilli in your burritos?
When will Frank find Lyle, Nick and Eric Drew again? |
Edited by - Frog in the Sand on 06/12/2005 10:27:20 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:29:56
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Best...thread...ever
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:31:37
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
More excessive information: You haven't lived until you've been to a Mexican restroom where they put the spent toilet paper in a wastebasket beside the toilet.
here here
worse - starting block style toilets |
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 12:09:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by ElevatorLady
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
Same here. I think I use more toilet paper than both of my flatmates together.
i knew there was a reason why i liked you Elevatorlady
Maybe you put too much chilli in your burritos?
Yeah, it must be something you ate floop. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 12:21:05
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| How about pit toilets? I took a wizz in one a few weeks ago up in the mountains. Gusty winds were blowing air into the pit and up through the toilet into my face. The unseasonably hot weather made it exceptionally odoriferous. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 13:11:23
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 19:52:55
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quote:
Originally posted by ElevatorLady
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
quote:
Originally posted by floop
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Originally posted by ElevatorLady
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
Same here. I think I use more toilet paper than both of my flatmates together.
i knew there was a reason why i liked you Elevatorlady
Maybe you put too much chilli in your burritos?
Yeah, it must be something you ate floop.
i have a balanced diet. i make sure, every day, to have at least one portion from all 4 meat groups |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 20:17:17
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aren't you forgetting the popular other OTHER white meat? or have you not gotten that memo.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 22:02:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
They do that in some other counties too, I believe. And in Thailand, they use there hands, apparently! :) or :( maybe! I'm a very fussy person, to be honest I believe I suffer fom Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-now I'm getting too personal!!
I don't think they use their hands in Thailand. They just don't provide free toilet paper like in the west. The smart shitter brings his or her own paper along (?!?) or else purchases it from the toilet paper dispensing machine.
I can imagine Elaine asking the thai woman next to her if she can spare a square, to unintelligible machine gun fire thai response.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 05:07:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
worse - starting block style toilets
you can race with them, though... |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 05:41:00
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| In my experience you tend to race out of them. |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 06:57:42
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I need a shower, right NOW!
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 09:16:57
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| starting-block style showers! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 10:27:52
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
i really don't see how that can be effective. it almost seems like it would make the problem worse.
I laughed my ass off at this.
I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:00:52
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I have a butt-tongue. This saves me money on toilet paper.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
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