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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
 Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:02:16
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:16:58
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Hey KoK, are you trying to imitate me by constantly launching pointless threads.
OK, yhis one is interesting. I guess everyone remembers his first sexual experience. The question is : do you include sexual experiences with yourself?
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:40:25
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Very nice.
I remember mine, being only 3 years ago and everything, its a pretty amusing story to. If this thread takes off I'll type it up. The story includes
*Being punched in the face by the girl
*My friend being assaulted by the girl
And more.....
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:51:18
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Does this also include a goat fetus and a rousing rendition of "Crazy Train" as sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Give!
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 22:17:13
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I do, but i'd rather not discuss it.
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 00:28:10
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All I can tell you is it involved James Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies, a dark navy bra strap, and fantastic smelling shampoo.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 00:44:43
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What's with all the ambiguity?
 Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 06:43:27
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The ambiguity is directly related to the fact that nobody here has had a REAL sexual experience. And those who have had cyber sex are considered devirginized by our nerdy, geeky standards.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 10:20:20
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quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
Does this also include a goat fetus and a rousing rendition of "Crazy Train" as sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Give!
Strangely enough......no.
Im happy to tell mine just involves lots of writing.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 10:30:00
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 10:55:38
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Damn right I remember it.
I saved for weeks!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 11:02:07
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I remember driving back home afterwards listening to this Afgan Wigs song at full volume:
My Curse
Hurt me baby
I flinch so when you do
Your kisses scourge me
Hyssop in your perfume
Oh, I do not fear you
And slave I only use as a word to describe the special way I feel for you
You look like me
And I look like no one else
We need no other
As long as we have ourselves
But I wont cry about it every time you get obsessed and every time I came undressed
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It goes on some more, such a beautiful and twisted song that. Perfect.
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MOY DO DIR
- FB Fan -
USA
7 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 11:58:55
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I was very drunk. Did not feel much, but happy had gone thru this.
Please stop the Earth- I'm getting off |
Edited by - MOY DO DIR on 04/05/2004 11:59:43 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 12:12:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Damn right I remember it.
I saved for weeks!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Hahahahahaha! Brilliant.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 12:28:24
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Yeah she was actually.
How did you know? Did you have her too?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 13:39:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Damn right I remember it.
I saved for weeks!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Hahahahahaha! Brilliant.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
Uh? COF, that joke, was basically the same joke, as my receipt joke, but it did not elicit the same response from you. Was it because I stole it from Ray Romano? Do tell.
Let me try again.
Yeah I remember the first time I had sex...
Because I kept the receipt.
Now the posts should go something like this
COF > PPPPLLLLLEEEBBBBBBHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! KOK you're hilarious!
KOK > Yes I know. Did I ever tell you I did stand up before?
COF > Really??!! How come you stopped?
KOK > Because the public demanded it.
COF > PPPPLLLLEEEEBBBBHAHAHAHAHA!! Please stop! or I'll need to buy some DEPENDS for whenever you're online.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 13:58:50
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KOK, interestingly enough, this was my reaction and I had it typed out exactly as shown above, but scrapped it when I realized that I never in my life laughed with any of the following consonants: P, L, B.
Alternate response: I guess I just thought the idea of a monkey paying for sex to be funny.
Alternate response 2: The idea of someone saving and saving to pay to have a first sexual act is hilarious, and though you essentially said the same thing, the saving/anticipation wasn't as explicit.
Actual response: I... uh... don't remember reading yours which probably means I passed over it or something accidentally. Oops. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:20:56
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| My last name is Homer. Maybe everyone with the name "Homer" is hilarious. Like Pet Monkey Boy. Most likely an adaptation from years of ridicule for having a shitty name. Thank's for the Simpsons, having the name "Homer" is almost considered cool. Usually scare's the chicks away though. Tell them your last name and this goes throught their head. Allissa Davenport potentially changed to Allissa Homer. Later dude |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:38:24
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KOK, you're embarrassing yourself now.
You're making youself look a right KOK!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:44:41
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
KOK, you're embarrassing yourself now.
You're making youself look a right KOK!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
LOL. See? He's Hilarious.
I'm actually quite used to embarassing myself. I'm just relieved no one can attach a face to my ridicule worthy statements.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:50:19
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You need to attach faces or else people think you are being serious and get upset unfortunately.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:00:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You need to attach faces or else people think you are being serious and get upset unfortunately.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:02:31
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No need to overdo it.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:14:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No need to overdo it.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Sorry
I'm all hopped up on green tea |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:16:21
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Green tea?
Hopped up?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:28:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Green tea?
Hopped up?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Hopped up. Like on speed. Although I think the original expression comes from drinking alcohol prepared with Hops. Now a days in the U.S. it's used to describe being on drugs in general. The intended meaning is that I'm too hyperactive due to excessive caffeine consumption. Hence the excessive faces in the previous post with the excessive faces in it. MORE TEA! NOW!! MORE TEA! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:31:31
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Is there even any caffeine in green tea???
Couldn't be much, I'd guess. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:38:30
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WOW!!! I've never gotten like that on tea before. I did on cola once. A really caffeine rich cola from Germany. I was 14 and I thought it was great. Like being pissed.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 16:21:12
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On my second pot
AAARRRGGHHHYA!!
I am The great Cornholeo! I need TP for my bung hole! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 18:31:12
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| guess wut.................yu stinkk!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 03:59:16
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whatdo you count as first sexual experience?like first time you fucked, or just foooled around??
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 04:44:16
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IŽd say it would be the first time you felt sparks under your skin.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 09:41:10
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I actually should have wrote the first time you ever had sex (with another person).
My first sexual experience was a very lonely experience if you know what I mean. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 09:52:51
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
On my second pot
AAARRRGGHHHYA!!
I am The great Cornholeo! I need TP for my bung hole!
Hehe
I love it when Beavis does that!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 16:33:48
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I lost my virginity while The Cure's Disintegration was playing, believe it or not, we had to stop and flip the tape!
"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good" |
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Do You Remember Your First Sexual Experience?
