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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
 Posted - 03/30/2004 : 16:47:25
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Did y'all see that Friends when Ross and Rachel pick their 5 free celebrities to have sex with? I am wondering who you lot would pick. Basically (if you don't know) it's the 5 famous people you could sleep with and your spouse/partner couldn't get mad.
I need to think of mine, cause so far I only have one and I'm not evern sure about him. So, you go first - and I'm sick, so cheer me up! 
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 18:14:15
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Liv Tyler(only good thing Steven Tyler ever did)
Pink
Young Debbie Harry
Kirsten Dunst
Christina Aguilera.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 19:05:19
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Michelle Pfeiffer,
Eva Green(Bertolucci's The Dreamers protagonist),
Cristina Martinez(Boss Hog vocalist),
Monica Bellucci,
Laetitia Casta
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 19:21:29
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Kirsten Dunst
Juju from Mosquitos
Neko Case
Monica Bellucci
Eliza Dushku
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 20:24:06
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Can I pick people that are deceased? Judy Garland has nice hair...
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 22:09:36
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Originally posted by IceCream
Can I pick people that are deceased?
Depends on whether your significant other would object to such behavior. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 22:10:45
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 23:46:49
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I don't get the bit about your spouse not getting mad.
My wife would get mad, no matter who I sleep with.
Hell, she sometimes gets mad at me for wanting to sleep with her! 
Seriously. Care to explain the concept?
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3430 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 00:41:31
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it's called a game jedi.
do they not have such things in france?
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 02:07:48
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Oh. Game. Yes, I see.
Sorry benji, I think I misunderstood the original post.
But I have an excuse, being a foreigner and all... So there!
So.
Five famous people I wouldn't mind sleeping with?
*Scratches chin*
Nope. Gotta think about it.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 09:21:14
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 09:31:58
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Lets have a little thinky...
Kylie Minogue
Natalie Imbruglia
Cat Deeley
Uma Thurman
Winona Ryder
This is very liable to change, but there you go.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 10:42:03
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Okay, lemme be a wet blanket here: i think these sorta things are ridiculous.. You're basing your judgement on someone who've you've most likely only seen ACTING. Which could have very little reflection on who these individuals actually are. They could all be (and probably are) terribly boring in bed.
So shouldn't people be listing movie characters they'd want to have sex with? At least that has a modicum of 'reality'..?
Or at least let's be honest: bodies we find sexy and would like to project our desires into have would like to bone (since it's almost always only guys who post on these things.)
(And why would any of these women want to have sex with you anyway??!)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 10:57:15
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Can the question not simply be, 'pick 5 celebrities you would like to have sex with'. Why does it need to be cheating on someone? I just don't like the concept of cheating on a partner just 'cos the people are famous. I don't even have a partner, but I don't like it.
I was shocked when my ex said she would sleep with Kelly Jones (small fry from the Stereophonics) if she ever got the chance. She said she was joking when I told her I was shocked, but I don't think she was.
Soooooo anyhoo. Here are my five celebrities that I would like to sleep with (whilst single):
Kate Beckinsale
Amanda Tannen (bass player from Stellastarr*)
Younger Kim Deal
Younger Debbie Harry
Ashley Blue (pornstar)
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 10:58:46
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Welcome to Dave's World, leave your fantasies at the door
Lighten up man, its a game based on a sitcom, its clearly not related to real life!
Anyway, there's a fair amount of people already mentioned that are not actors/actresses, so poo on you.
Plus, please remove the last sentence, we know its true but we just want to forget it. In my case you can cut out the 'of these': 'why would any women want to have sex with me' is more appropriate...
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 11:16:21
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Okay... after lots of hard thinkin'... with a little help from the wifey... :)
Winona Ryder (Oi! I'm gonna have to fight Cheeseman!)
Tori Amos
The red-headed whore in "From Hell", whatever her name was ("red-headed" being the operative word here, don't you misunderstand me...)
Emmanuelle Beart BEFORE lip surgery
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Emma De Caunes (mmmmmmm!)
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 11:23:21
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Mmm, French. I'm going to swap Cat Deeley for Julie Delpy, she's stunning.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 16:40:45
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Um, it's a game people. If you don't want to play - don't. And (Dave!) it is not assumed that any of these people WOULD want to sleep with you, I think it's just a silly idea.
Y'all make me tired. Never mind. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 16:42:35
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Or at least let's be honest: bodies we find sexy and would like to project our desires into have would like to bone (since it's almost always only guys who post on these things.)
PS. I am a girl. And I was being honest, i.e. what celebrities do you want to sleep with (BONE)? That is all. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 17:05:40
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Kate Beckinsdale
Kirst Gallagher
Lisa Snowdon
Kate Hudson
Jessica Biel
Im sure theres a ton I may prefer but those are the immediate choices.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 17:59:07
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Hmmm, my list is interesting...
Christina Ricci
Laura Prepon
Janeane Garofalo
Meg White
Kim Deal (younger, older don't care. Kim is Kim)
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 18:01:35
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Okay, lemme be a wet blanket here: i think these sorta things are ridiculous.. You're basing your judgement on someone who've you've most likely only seen ACTING. Which could have very little reflection on who these individuals actually are. They could all be (and probably are) terribly boring in bed.
So shouldn't people be listing movie characters they'd want to have sex with? At least that has a modicum of 'reality'..?
Or at least let's be honest: bodies we find sexy and would like to project our desires into have would like to bone (since it's almost always only guys who post on these things.)
(And why would any of these women want to have sex with you anyway??!)
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Who cares about reality? It's just a dream... Personally i don't give a f**k about Liv Tyler being boring or not. It's my fantasy, not hers....
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 18:34:40
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
[quote]Originally posted by Dave Noisy
(And why would any of these women want to have sex with you anyway??!)
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Well most of them never would. But seeing how I'm going to be the next Rock God, I'm sure I'll have my way with a few of these lovely ladies *targeting Meg White*
 DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 21:17:24
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Christina Ricci and Meg White are definite. I really can't think of any others...there are a billion others that I'd bone but those 2 would definitely be top.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 23:37:51
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Ahhh..hahahahahha..sweet reality..
It might be a game, but i think it still objectifies people. (Women in this case, still.) Almost none of these women are being judged on any of their personal merits or accomplishments, but purely their physical appearance.
I don't mind 'fun' if there's no harm done, but i don't know if i could agree that no harm is being done here...eh?
If some part of anyone reading this feels like just maybe there's something wrong with this sorta thing....doesn't that mean maybe there is something to question?
And if i'm totally wrong, then what i'm saying shouldn't matter, right?
Dunno..
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 00:06:19
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
It might be a game, but i think it still objectifies people. (Women in this case, still.)
You have a point here: we're still waiting for Em to name the famous men she'd like to "objectify". Come on lady, you started this, don't chicken out!
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3430 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 02:01:18
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reminds me of the old ponderer from many years ago:
Would you sleep with the male Coor (Jim) if it meant you could have any of the female Coors (Andrea, Caroline & Sharon) at any time for the rest of your life?
not quite as relevent now as when they were big, but nevermind.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 02:07:05
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Talk about ruining what looked like a funny thread...
Denis
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 12:23:54
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 14:10:42
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Ahhh..hahahahahha..sweet reality..
It might be a game, but i think it still objectifies people. (Women in this case, still.) Almost none of these women are being judged on any of their personal merits or accomplishments, but purely their physical appearance.
I don't mind 'fun' if there's no harm done, but i don't know if i could agree that no harm is being done here...eh?
If some part of anyone reading this feels like just maybe there's something wrong with this sorta thing....doesn't that mean maybe there is something to question?
And if i'm totally wrong, then what i'm saying shouldn't matter, right?
Dunno..
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
There is nothing wrong with admiring physical beauty!!!
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 20:04:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Ahhh..hahahahahha..sweet reality..
It might be a game, but i think it still objectifies people. (Women in this case, still.) Almost none of these women are being judged on any of their personal merits or accomplishments, but purely their physical appearance.
I don't mind 'fun' if there's no harm done, but i don't know if i could agree that no harm is being done here...eh?
If some part of anyone reading this feels like just maybe there's something wrong with this sorta thing....doesn't that mean maybe there is something to question?
And if i'm totally wrong, then what i'm saying shouldn't matter, right?
Dunno..
Of course it would be immoral, imo, to engage in sexual intercourse with an individual for the wrong reasons. Physical appearance is, of course, a superficial reason. The immorality prevents me from ACTUALLY having sex with certain people.
But sometimes I fantasize about doing immoral things. The question that provokes thought in me is whether or not it's immoral to dream of immorality. With this thread I'm going beyond the realm of reason and creating a hypothetical situation such that it would be okay to have contact with beautiful physically attractive females.
Is it wrong to pretend? Probably...
However, I want to apprise you of that I only consider having any relationship with someone who is truly commendable, honorable, and full of accomplishments (i.e. contributions to charity, devoting free time to helping others, community service, etc. all seem like noteworthy and commendable acts)
I DO value your opinion, Mr. Dave Noisy.
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