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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
 Posted - 04/01/2004 : 06:37:17
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I can't believe it. How many times can I pull the wool over Noisy's eyes?
And you guys.
I fooled you again! I really did! 
I've never fooled so many people in my life.
That's right, now you're starting to get it... I am The Swimmer aka GoddessTheory aka Deacon Blue aka Fooled You. It'd make a good song.
Noisy, that moronic cock-sucker, can't keep me off of here, or any of you. Sign up again with another account, keep another account that you can use to rant against people, it's easy. His mom sure sucks a good dick, though, so he can't be all bad. Just look after your sons.
Ooh, what're you gonna' do, Noisy? Ban me? Ha! Go ahead. I'm sure that'll compensate for your balls never dropping. Once you and Jim get off your asses and out of bed in seven or eight hours. The best part is I got to use you, Noisy, to do what I wanted. When STITCHES and I were fighting, I got him banned. When floop and Hordak and the others were attacking me (before Hordak and I made up and shared his account with us), I got them kicked off for a week.
Throw in a little misdirection, and you have the greatest April Fool's Day ever. I almost didn't want to tell you.
And yeah, everyone, there's a secret area where people like Dave, Jim, Cult of Frank *snicker* and long-time frankblack.net members (read: pathetic no-lifes) like Ramona and vilainde and ProverbialCereal post and make fun of people and things like that. All these holier-than-thou people flaming others who can't defend themselves. It almost made me sick. And then I remembered my plans for this glorious day.
So, happy April Fool's Day, in your honour. I'm sure that there are some people so fooled they won't even believe this, but when Noisy finishes rolling off of his boyfriend and comes around, or if Jim ever fucking stops talking about some girl he's never even met long enough to get his hands off his own tiny cock and on to a keyboard, I'm sure they'll be able to verify it. Too bad they never thought to check before making me into a moderator!!! These people can't lead a website much less a forum to Frank Black. Come over to Pixiesmusic and see what a REAL forum looks like.
And those of you whose opinion is worth hearing, let me know what you think of this... my latest project (it's still in rough form, but I'd really like some feedback from people with good taste in music if not in forums):
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/theelectricservantsofrighteousnessmusic.htm
I'm sure I'll be around as someone else once they ban me (ooh, big men), so check ya all later. I'm out.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:00:44
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Did someone say something?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:10:58
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How'd you do that!?!?!?!?! You're a magician... or a goddamn Satan worshipper!!!!
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:26:47
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Actually Dean's the stupidest person on Earth, so why not...
Denis
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:44:02
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Come now, Denis... that sounds like sour grapes. I can't really be that stupid if I fooled all of you.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:47:25
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Dean, you're being too much of a parody of Swimmer. If you're gonna pull this joke off, you gotta be genuine. So you gotta just keep restating about how you fooled us... oh wait, I guess you're doing just fine. Right-o. Carry on.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:52:03
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Wow,I think dean may actually be *the* most intelligent person on earth - beacause, obviously, he set up that whole 'stupidest person' thing, to make us *think* that he was really dumb, and he plays this slow; fuck tard typa guy to fool us all in to a false sense of security!!!
Its genius! I love it!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:55:04
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he can also spell because...unlike some people *looks around nervously*
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:58:03
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Gypsy Death, you oughta hate allmusic.com cuz they called your Sonic Youth quote a "lyrical nadir." I believe that's what they called it. Personally, I love that line. Kim Gordon delivers it nicely.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:03:57
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Hang On....what's today's date again? 
CARL.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:04:40
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meh, dont you hate people that have to be so up their own arses and pretentious that they cant appreiciate the beauty of simplicity and humour.
And youre very right, Kims delivery of it - no one could make thoe lines sound so cool.
Im going to sonic youth in 2 days!!!!!!IM so excited!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:10:13
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Damn straight. I can't take a music critic seriously when they take lyrics so seriously. If Sonic Youth's lyrics weren't playful at times, then they wouldn't be Sonic Youth.
I'd love to see Sonic Youth live. I've heard Thurston Moore is a very inspiring guitarist to see live. I can only imagine that it is intense and mind-blowing to watch him slam that guitar around.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:15:13
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I know! I havent seen SY yet....Im so excited!!!I cant hardly contain my self! all my college friends (who arent SY fans) are sick of me going on about how im going to see one of my all time fav bands this weekend!!! I leave tomorrow. hehehehe
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:16:55
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Do you know whether Jim O'Rourke is still performing with them? As far as I know, he's a full-time member now.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:18:55
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Nobody's checked out my music yet?
You guys can start calling me Jason now, too. Hmmm... how to prove that you've all been had? Ask me a question only 'the swimmer' would know... go on.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:20:14
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Okay, what is today's month and day?
CARL.
"-JOIN ME!!"
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:21:19
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What did you say in response to my theories about FB and the C's self-titled album being about the Pixies demise? Quickly now!
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:23:12
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What is your favourite colour?
 "I've rejoined the Cult of Ming / Star of favourite childhood movie of 1980" |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:23:47
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hes taking too long ! hes looking for the post! cheat!
As far as i know I beleive he is p[laying with them. I hope so. hes a good guy.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:25:52
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Originally posted by Carl
Okay, what is today's month and day?
CARL.
"-JOIN ME!!"
Your birthday?
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:26:43
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Originally posted by TarTar
What did you say in response to my theories about FB and the C's self-titled album being about the Pixies demise? Quickly now!
"(insert clever quote here)"
That you read too much into it because you're a half-wit.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:27:10
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Originally posted by bedrock_barney
What is your favourite colour?
"I've rejoined the Cult of Ming / Star of favourite childhood movie of 1980"
Magenta. You?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:28:26
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he looked for the post...or maybe he took that long on purpose to fool us AGAin, and make us all confused as to whether it is an april fools or not. after all, he is a genius.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:29:28
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Too good, Culty boy.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:32:05
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Nah, I didn't expect such a fast response. I don't even know if it was TarTar that suggested that (much less where it was posted), but I remember laughing at how ridiculous that was. I AM looking now though.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:32:51
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Go on, keep them coming! You will see the light yet.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:48:00
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Ahh... now we're all satisfied?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:53:49
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Would you actually WANT to pretend to be Theswimmer?
CARL.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:59:31
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Where do you work?
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:07:40
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Well, I did work at Gibson for quite awhile, but was let go. I've had a few things since, but nothing really permanent. I don't know if I told you I quit my last job because Larry and I really weren't getting along very well and I don't want to work somewhere where I hate my coworkers.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:08:22
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Bullshit.
edit: 
Then again, maybe I'm wrong. Oh the FUD.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
Edited by - apl4eris on 04/01/2004 09:11:10 |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:13:32
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Some action on the forum...at last!
Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:14:33
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Ahh, I thought that the people I'd been emailing with would be difficult to sell. Check your mail...
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:21:01
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Not important if he's the Swimmer, the way he talked about Dave and Jim proves he's not lying...completely. In fact, there are three possibilties :
1) He's the Swimmer who, as we all know, is a psychopath
2) He's not the Swimmer but IS a jerk AND a fucking psycho-socio-path
3) He's making a nice April joke. In this case, either it has been agreed with Noisy and Jim, or 1)or 2).
In each case, I am very disappointed by this forum now.
Maybe it's time to make ourselves our own forum, without moderators. We'll call it the People's forum. It will be a forum of peace and harmony and social progress. We will have nice discussions about puppies and flowers.
Adrian : In meaven, everything is fine |
Edited by - Adnan_le_Terrible on 04/01/2004 09:27:00 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:31:51
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I'll sign up as long as Noisy's not a moderator. Here's to peace and puppies and flowers and an end to tyranny!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:33:47
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| i think Dean has more class than to say some of those things. even if it's supposed to be a joke. did the swimmer actually sit around for months and months trying to hack into a moderators password, and finally succeed? bizarre, sad, and semi-frightening. |
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