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miguel
- FB Fan -

USA
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Posted - 03/30/2004 :  01:23:48  Show Profile  Visit miguel's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This is a very funny but very sick story.. you've been warned.
I feel horrible for the party involved. What a classy guy.


"..and I work hard just like a butt spitfire.. I'm just doin' well like a burley key car..."

BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  08:32:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by miguel

This is a very funny but very sick story.. you've been warned.
I feel horrible for the party involved. What a classy guy.


"..and I work hard just like a butt spitfire.. I'm just doin' well like a burley key car..."




Huh?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  08:38:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I fink there is no link.

CARL.

"-JOIN ME!!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  09:31:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sick?!?!?!

That's the most tame story I have ever not read!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  12:34:43  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?





Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  13:16:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
guess I'll have to spread the inanity
that I've got no humanity
(to renounce)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  14:09:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?





Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.



He he he...............monkey!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =

USA
408 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  15:58:38  Show Profile  Visit Johnny Yen's Homepage  Reply with Quote
WORST POST EVER!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  16:11:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"You've been warned."

This is better than "Take my wife...please!"
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  16:57:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?





Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.



He he he...............monkey!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!



Nope, not monkey. Ape. (sorry it's a pet peeve)
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2004 :  18:09:54  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I love monkeys, one day I shall have one.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders

www.transposed.net
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  00:50:52  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen

WORST POST EVER!



You have my vote for the worst post ever, too.



Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  05:28:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen

WORST POST EVER!



You have my vote for the worst post ever, too.



Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine


But it's pretty sad to reply to the worst post ever


Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =

USA
408 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  08:01:23  Show Profile  Visit Johnny Yen's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Adnan, don't you watch the simpsons? Ah, I see, yer in France. Never mind. Were you a Noir Desire fan?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  13:32:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?





Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.



He he he...............monkey!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!



Nope, not monkey. Ape. (sorry it's a pet peeve)



I think it's Darwin who doesn't watch The Simpsons.

I was quoting Homer, Darwin.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  13:34:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Anyway San Miguel!!! Can we have the story now please.

Don't leave me hanging on the telephone.

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  15:11:52  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
I think it's Darwin who doesn't watch The Simpsons.


Let's ask this actor portraying Charles Darwin what he thinks.



Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2004 :  16:01:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by WolfManMikeLonely

I love monkeys, one day I shall have one.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders

www.transposed.net



.....and i shall live on a ranch and call it neverland and invite children to play........

"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good"
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miguel
- FB Fan -

USA
213 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2004 :  00:19:12  Show Profile  Visit miguel's Homepage  Reply with Quote
yeah I must've been on a meth binge sorry. I can't find the link anymore either.. ha, awesome.
It was a story about a guy who hooked up with a girl at a frat party and they went home together and fooled around. They were both really wasted and they ended up passing out. Well.... this guy shit himself while passed out... he really really shit himself.. it was everywhere. He got the bright idea to not only wipe it on the girl to make her think she did it.. but he wiped it in her butt with his boxers. He took off and is trying to avoid her on campus. That is why I say:"ok... time to renounce your humanity" ... thank you.. a' thank you. It was actually a blog and the way he described it made it hilarious but I hope he has something of equal or greater value happen to himself one day.

"..and I work hard just like a butt spitfire.. I'm just doin' well like a burley key car..."
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