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GypsyDeath
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 Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:04:32
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eww, yeah, I pretty much agreewith all your turn offs ...
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Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:14:33
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Turns me on :
- When you start kissing a girl down her neck and then, suddenly, she starts breathing faster and louder.
- When the girl becomes a little red on her chest (usually after the foreplay)
- When her knees start moving in a spasm (usually after, well, you know...)
Turns me off :
- Sportswear
To the first three - yes, YES, and FUCK ME YES!!!
To the turn off - What, even tennis skirts?!?!?!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:36:58
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OK, I like tennis skirts.
As for the "fuck me" thing, I'm sorry, Monkey, but my heart is already taken. Maybe this weekend...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:39:43
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To be fair you are a good looking guy Adnan, but the key word there is GUY.
Not for me I'm afraid.
Besides, I am in love with ColdHeartOfStone.
Glad you admitted to liking tennis skirts. 
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 18:09:55
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Just imagine : ColdHeartofStone playing tennis in a white skirt...wow.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 05:47:24
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Was she attractive?
And NO, not all Swedish girls are attractive.
Anyway, well done for saying no. That must have took a lot of will-power (unless she was ugly). It all worked out for the best eh?
Oh and I too don't like breats that are too large. I tend to prefer smaller ones. As long as they are not droopy though, I don't mind too much. I do quite like big asses though. Not huge but not skinny. Basically I like asses. Just not really skinny ones. I like something to grab on to. There has to be some meat there. Hmm what else? Oh yeah I much prefer shaven too. If nothing else, it is more hygienic, and when you spend as much time down there as I do (when given the chance by fate), you need it to be hygienic.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
she wasn't bad! lovely body and a cool big tatoo on her lower back... looked very good naked... but hey. i live with that choice... we talked loads and she seemed a bit crazy, so i'm glad nothing happened! lol! 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 05:52:20
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I too love accents, all different kinds. Just not brummy or Welsh.
Cheesegrater is right though. Irish is the best!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
i like the cockney accent!
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The King Of Karaoke
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 09:00:49
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Hehehe. Funny thread.
Jim - the sock thing is just weird. I physically cant have sex if some one has nothing but their socks on. Its just...weird..-..Stockings however....
Turn ons :
Cock thats *at least* 5 inches +;
Strength (body & mind);
want to pin me down and fuck my brains out - really hard;
be dominating;
doesnt mind my nails being dragged down his back;
big arms (not huge arnie style, just a nice size);
Likes to ..erm...try things slightly out of the ordinary..;
Can cum multiple times in one day;
guys who love to please, and be pleased;
eye contact;
likes 'dressing up' (not them - me);
Accents ( anything except like - birmingham accents);
MUST be taller than me;
Musician;
Turn offs:
cock under 5 inches;
want me to dominate them (dont mind occasionaly, they have to be flexible - you know, like take it in turns to play different roles);
skinny - its kind of hot untill you actually fuck them - mostly the pain of their bony hips slamming against me - waking up with VERY bruised thighs is not the best thing in the morning..; too serious during sex;
cant last for more than 20 minutes;
wont try new things ;
bad smell;
bad breath...
erm, sure ill think of more later...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 10:04:06
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| We are talking centimeters right Gypsy? 5.3 if you get me really angry. I'm here for the taking ladies! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 12:31:18
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Just imagine : ColdHeartofStone playing tennis in a white skirt...wow.
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 12:57:53
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A turn-on for me is someone who I can have an intelligent conversation with. Not necessarilly intelligent, but something that requires a bit more brain cells than "Did you see who was number one on TRL yesterday?". I like women (and anyone, for that matter), who I can talk to about life, love, beliefs, and cultures (music, literature, movies, etc...). Yes men, a mental turn-on is just as important as the physical attraction. Women aren't just pieces of meat, they're people.
But when I want meat...here are my physical turn-ons:
Short hair (Don't know why)
A small (but not too small) chest size (I don't like "cartoonishly large" breasts)
A tight, yet full, curvy body (I like a woman who looks like she's had something to eat recently)
Pretty face (I'm a sucker for a good smile and nice eyes. Nose is an important factor too)
Short height (Nothing against tall chicks, but I don't like the idea that they could probably step on me if I said or did the wrong thing. That, and I'm not very tall myself)
Attention Span (Pretty self-explanatory)
MUST like the Pixies and/or The Breeders, Frank Black, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Velvet Underground, etc... (O.K., maybe that's asking a little TOO much...) :)
If the woman played music, that would be a major plus. The drummer in my last band met his girlfriend because they were both in bands, and liked and played similar music. And they've been together quite a while now.
Someone that enjoys recreation (The outdoors. Walking and bike rides.)
Someone who trims... (You know what I mean)
Someone who isn't "high maintenance" or "materialistic" (Not saying I wouldn't spend a lot of money or time on the lady, but if all she cares about is herself, and being showered with gifts, the relationship wouldn't last long. Love and trust are much more valuable assets than money and power.
As far as turn-offs go, I pretty much took care of the mental turn-offs above. As for the physical ones:
Women who don't give a fuck how they look (I'm talkin' no make-up, messy hair, bad clothes.) Personally, I don't judge people by how they look on the outside (I don't really judge people at all). It's the person they are inside that matters. But if they look like they just rolled out of bed 5 minutes ago, and it's 5 in the afternoon, it doesn't say too much about them. And a lot of people seem to think that certain kinds of people are the only ones who are like this. Like overweight people, for instance. The fact is, it doesn't matter what you look like, or what color, height, or body shape you are, it's all in the way you present yourself. If you dress decently, you'll look good. If you groom yourself, people will tend to look at you with a little more respect and hold you in higher regard. I know a lot of overweight people that take good care of themselves (appearance-wise) that look a lot better than some "good looking" people, who, if they put a little effort into how they present themselves, would ACTUALLY be "good-looking". The most important thing is not to look good for others, but for yourself. If you look good, you tend to feel good. About yourself, about life, about almost anything. If you look like you haven't seen a comb or a change of clothes in 3 days, you might throw off the impression that you don't care about yourself. And if you don't care about yourself, how are you going to care about someone else? A relationship with a person like this wouldn't last long.
Well that's about it for physical. Here's some more mental turn-offs:
Someone who speaks without thinking (We all know people like this (and wish we didn't) :). Like I said, it's not so much intelligence, as it is common sense. Think before you speak.)
Someone who isn't supportive (I always hear stories of relationships gone awry because one partner wouldn't let the other do their own thing, or they didn't give a shit either way. I would need someone who would be supportive of me, no matter how much of a failure or success I was/am. We ALL need someone in our corner.)
Someone who is loud (ANNOYING!!!! Especially if all they're yelling about is themselves or their possessions. If I'm 5 feet away from you, there's no need to scream!) I also can't stand people who carry on for long periods of time about stupid shit (that by which time, is already over with!), and people who would embarrass me in public places.) Although, if you're loud musically, that's fine. :)
And that's pretty much it.
Did anyone realize that this topic has become a full-fledged dating service for the franblack.net forum community? "The Frank Black Love Line". Or maybe this is some elaborately planned scheme to help Frank pick out a new wife! Of Course! The women of frankblack.net post their likes, dislikes, turn-ons and turn-offs, and Frank picks the one he likes best! Kinda like "Frank Black Batchelor". ;)
An intersting follow-up topic would be reporting on whether or not this topic sparked any relationships among the forum members.
As for GypsyDeath, it's not the size, it's how you use it. But in case you're wondering, I'm a little over 5 inches. And I'm a musician. And I love Frank Black and The Pixies! I might just be your man... ;)
Love,
rockmusic84.
xoxoxoxoxox
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 13:12:48
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Get him Jim!!! Get him!!!
Seriously though I agree with almost everything you put there rockmusic84. The only thing I don't really agree with is your physical turn-off. Sometimes I love it when natural beauty can shine through even when a girl has just gotten out of bed. But I kind of know what you were getting at with that one. But hey that's still pretty damn close.
As for your second to last paragraph, that would be great indeed but highly unlikely. There are not that many girls on here anyway (compared to boys). Even less are single, and even less are in this country so I am not holding my breath personally. That said, it would be cool 'cos straight away you know she would have a great taste in music.
I just wish ColdHeartOfStone lived nearby! 
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 13:16:01
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" But in case you're wondering, I'm a little over 5 inches. And I'm a musician. And I love Frank Black and The Pixies! I might just be your man... ;)"
Do people ever accidently step on you? Are you the five inch pianist they refer to in that joke? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 13:19:28
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Hehehehehe!!!
Funny!!!
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El Barto
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 15:40:20
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As for GypsyDeath, it's not the size, it's how you use it. But in case you're wondering, I'm a little over 5 inches. And I'm a musician. And I love Frank Black and The Pixies! I might just be your man... ;)
BEAT IT, WANKER! She's mine. As far as a forum dating service, not necessarily but that's how we met...through the forum. This was about sex...sexual turn-ons and turn-offs...in the bedroom, not overall. If it were "what makes the perfect girl" I'd have a lot more to list, even though there's only a one word answer for me ("Melanie"). Turn-offs would also be longer, but a two word answer ("Not Melanie).
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rockmusic84
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 18:58:01
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Hey, no harm intended, El Barto. I was just having a little fun. A few other guys replied to her "5 inches +" statement, so I figured I'd join in on the fun. I'd never try to take another dude's girl. And I wasn't trying to turn this into a "perfect mate" topic, it's just that I feel there is more to a person than how they look or how they are in the sack. Oh and funny joke, King of Karaoke! If I was 5 inches, I'd be a real-life Pixie! :)
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 19:17:36
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i like it when a girl puts my shirt to go to the kitchen and make coffee the day after. if she remembers to bring an ashtray with the coffee she's the woman of my life.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
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Posted - 04/03/2004 : 00:17:57
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I'm about 5".....when i fold it in half.
guffaw..
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 04/03/2004 : 04:16:53
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
i like it when a girl puts my shirt to go to the kitchen and make coffee the day after. if she remembers to bring an ashtray with the coffee she's the woman of my life.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
COOL !
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 04/03/2004 : 04:18:10
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Hey Rockmusic, if you want to get some chicks here, you need kitties! Don't write long answers, or you will stay a virgin!
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/03/2004 : 09:28:11
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Hey Rockmusic, if you want to get some chicks here, you need kitties! Don't write long answers, or you will stay a virgin!
the more the better!
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 04/03/2004 : 20:46:16
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Good advice guys, I'll keep that in mind.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 03:41:29
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hahaha, aww, Jim, youre so possessive, hehe.
er, yeah, rockmusic - what jim said. haha,but i appreiciate youre joking.
so talking of fb.net couples and stuff, youre all invited to mine and jims wedding...(he doesnt know about that yet...)
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Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 10:19:43
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We're not waiting 'til the wedding. Cheeseman and I are taking Jim round the London pubs the moment he steps off the plane.
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El Barto
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:03:34
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Are you guys both in London? We're planning on staying in London for a few days...we should definitely meet up. You can get me pissed, and I'm really easy to get pissed so you don't have to worry about me draining your wallet! Mel on the other hand...I've seen her out-drink 50 year old pirates.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:17:09
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Originally posted by El Barto
I'm really easy to get pissed so you don't have to worry about me draining your wallet!
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Hahahahahaaaaaaa!!! Oh this bit cracks me up!!!
You see this Cheeseman??? Jim thinks we are gonna buy him drinks!!!
Oh that's priceless!!!
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El Barto
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:20:50
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You better do!
(my British is getting better and better! look at me darling, I'm speaking British!)
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:28:12
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Very good Jim.
Actually I am from Manchester but if you go to London on a weekend (it's better then 'cos you can check out Portobello and Camden markets) I can come down and Cheeseman can put me up.
We'll have a hum-diddly-doo of a good time!!!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:30:46
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aww, thats so cute darling..
Oh yeah, you only get drinks bought for you if your female over here...brits arent gonna waste valuable drinking money on other people...
But ill buy your drinks..you be gone by like, 2 pints or something. You might have to sit around a bit for me o get drunk tho...
but yeah, would be coolto meet up. youre not having jim as soon as he gets of the plane - we have 'plans'..or aplan, anyway, which is much more important than getting pissed. hehehe
We might be meeting up with bumble at somepoint too. be like an fb.net uk tour!!
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Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:33:01
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Bummble??? Yay!!!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:37:43
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Yeah, I see he thinks I have money - an interesting concept, but fatally flawed. Almost as much as the idea of you staying in my house -do you really think I'm that dumb?
Plus Adnan: more kitty = more pussy
I'm sorry, I really am.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 14:40:33
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Worth a try!!!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 15:27:50
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Originally posted by El Barto
You better do!
(my British is getting better and better! look at me darling, I'm speaking British!)
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Jolly good my dear.
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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 15:30:26
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That was even worse, Ad.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 04/06/2004 : 15:32:14
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You should hear jim actually doing an english accent, its hilarious, but cute. lol
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