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ProverbialCereal
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 Posted - 03/29/2004 : 18:37:57
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I'm not crazy about thongs either. What is so great about them?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 19:25:28
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Originally posted by jediroller
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Originally posted by IceCream
straight, hard, of good shape, and not of a size that would cause me to feel scared.
Am I the only one who wondered if this really was about teeth? 
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Everything I say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway
Ahahahaaaaa!!!
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 19:59:09
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Weird that so many of your turn offs are my turn ons. haha.
"Non-vegan"?? Good luck with that.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 21:42:55
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Not non-vegan. I know plenty of vegan women, that's not much of a concern for me.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 22:17:00
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I'm not big on thongs either.
King: I'd find that to be very very hot as well. Good call.
I love giving and taking oral sex. 69 69 6969696969696969!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 22:19:42
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turn ons: sexy hips, Italian accents, skirts, tight sweaters, perfume, on-call oral sex
turn offs: gymnaist body types, no sense of humor, annoying laughs, only into hip hop, having herpies. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 02:03:35
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Originally posted by El Barto
I'm not big on thongs either.
King: I'd find that to be very very hot as well. Good call.
I love giving and taking oral sex. 69 69 6969696969696969!
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
does it depend on hair coverage though? (as per one of your turn offs)
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 02:08:20
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turn ons: short hair (shortish like above shoulder length), red/black hair with blue eyes, cute smiles, 'indie-ness', nice smell, kinkyness, forward-ness, fiestyness (some of those overlap)
turn offs: extreme shyness, reluctance to try other positions, B.O., thongs, high pitched voices
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 02:40:41
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great thread...don't think i've laughed so hard since this morning.
turn-ons: curves, tight asses, understated cleavage, red hair, outrageous sense of humour, great smile and nice teeth, swallowing, girl on top...blah, blah.
oh, and real slow blowjobs.
turn-offs: large breasts, granny panties...shit, where are the others....
and i have to agree with Siam...i love kissing a girl after licking them out....obviously when they take the handle, it's even better.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 10:00:10
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To be fair, don't most girl kiss you straight after you have gone down on them? They always do with me.
Oh I forgot to mention - BRUNETTES!!!
And I too do not care much for thongs. As I said earlier, it's white cotton panties for me. 
To be honest though, I'm not that fussy. Women look good in pretty much any underwear. Women just look good.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 10:04:08
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Phew, at least I haven't offended anyone then.
Yeah Siam, you had to push it too far didn't ya? Yeah, go on, get lost!!!
Hehe, only kidding. I actually didn't see anything wrong in what you said. I love giving oral (to a woman, before the wiseguy remarks), it's my favourite part of sex.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
so you'd just do it for free? if someone wasn't keen and wanted someone to do it for them? not that i'm asking...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Hell yeah!!!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 16:35:09
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
does it depend on hair coverage though? (as per one of your turn offs)
Very much so...hair is a huge turnoff...a little short hair is alright...no hair at all sets me over the top and beyond...no hair at all, and I'll be down there till my tongue goes numb. Err..
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 17:48:40
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| Nononono. Hair is awesome. No hair is creepy. Like you're with a 12 year old. Creeepy. You dirty old man. Plus, if there's no hair, what do you get to run yer fingers through? We'll have to agree to disagree (i know i'm in the minority, as I don't care about leg, arm pit or eyebrow hair (tho I've never been with a girl who has a unibrow). you can probably write me off as I'm from VT.). . ! But yeah. I could live between my girl's legs. but she's all like "no, i have to go to class... fuh fuh fuh." lame. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 20:35:21
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I have tremendous respect for people who display respect for others, and I love girls who know everything. People with a lot of achievements are just really commendable and honorable to me. I guess righteousness and honor and NOTEWORTHY women turn me on. This is NOT a Mad Dawg impression; I am not being sarcastic. I don't want to marry someone who refrains from being active and full of life.
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 20:38:37
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turn-ons: curves, tight asses, understated cleavage, red hair, outrageous sense of humour, great smile and nice teeth, swallowing, girl on top...blah, blah.
oh, and real slow blowjobs.
turn-offs: large breasts, granny panties...shit, where are the others....
I knew someone else liked good teeth. But wait. You don't like large breasts? Even when they're real? I am normally very distracted by really large, round
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 21:36:28
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i strongly agree with Johnny Yen. no hair is creepy. hair is a good thing. not that i want to date a female chupacabra, but hair is a definite must-have.
that said, given the choice between not having sex or getting together with someone without hair, i would choose the latter. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 21:53:28
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This thread makes me want to get laid
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 00:26:29
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Originally posted by IceCream
I knew someone else liked good teeth. But wait. You don't like large breasts? Even when they're real? I am normally very distracted by really large, round
well distracted is a very appropriate word.....they're distracting in a bad way to me.
more than a handful is a waste is my motto. but then again, i have very large hands, so.....
but the girls who i have been with who have had overly large breasts have not been as enjoyable as those with smaller ones, so i drew the conclusion from that, however unjustifiably.
re: teeth - i just love a good smile, and someone who smiles a lot.
happy people are a huge plus for me, and someone who smiles and laughs alot goes a long way.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 02:14:24
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 04:04:59
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"I'm turned on by women that actually want to have sex with me. Especially for free."
I always am shocked when this happens to me. Sex is probably the greatest thing ever.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 04:42:13
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ah one of my fondest memories is being in a club and a swedish girl comes up to me...
swede: "i want to fuck you"
me: "you what now?"
swede: "i want to fuck you"
me: <giggles like a big girl> "really?"
swede: "yes"
she managed to get me back to her place, but we didn't have sex (as i was wanting to go out with another girl at the time, who is now my gf), she kept me at her's all weekend though, saying there weren't any buses, it was a lie! lol!
next time i saw her i was going out with my current girlfriend, a few weeks later, she came up to me and said "i still really want to fuck you" - didn't go down too well with my gf... 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 13:45:15
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Originally posted by Johnny Yen
No hair is creepy. Like you're with a 12 year old. Creeepy.
How would you know this???
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 13:48:38
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
This thread makes me want to get laid
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
YES!!! This is one of the reasons I started this thread, to see if I could make everyone horny. Now let's see if the rest of my wishes are granted.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/31/2004 : 13:53:32
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I like accents. Specially Irish or French, although Adnan, Carl et al, don't get any ideas you perverts.
I don't know about sexual, but I definitely want to marry an Irish girl.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 13:56:21
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
ah one of my fondest memories is being in a club and a swedish girl comes up to me...
swede: "i want to fuck you"
me: "you what now?"
swede: "i want to fuck you"
me: <giggles like a big girl> "really?"
swede: "yes"
she managed to get me back to her place, but we didn't have sex (as i was wanting to go out with another girl at the time, who is now my gf), she kept me at her's all weekend though, saying there weren't any buses, it was a lie! lol!
next time i saw her i was going out with my current girlfriend, a few weeks later, she came up to me and said "i still really want to fuck you" - didn't go down too well with my gf...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Was she attractive?
And NO, not all Swedish girls are attractive.
Anyway, well done for saying no. That must have took a lot of will-power (unless she was ugly). It all worked out for the best eh?
Oh and I too don't like breats that are too large. I tend to prefer smaller ones. As long as they are not droopy though, I don't mind too much. I do quite like big asses though. Not huge but not skinny. Basically I like asses. Just not really skinny ones. I like something to grab on to. There has to be some meat there. Hmm what else? Oh yeah I much prefer shaven too. If nothing else, it is more hygienic, and when you spend as much time down there as I do (when given the chance by fate), you need it to be hygienic.
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 14:50:03
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 19:13:44
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Turn on's: Sense of humor, same taste in music (as long as you know the Pixies I can manage), intelligence, personality, females, a girl with a little meat on her (no tooth picks allowed), any hair color but blondes (you'll have to impress me even harder if your blonde), independance (something very sexy about a girl that is in charge of her life).
Turn off's: Cheerleaders, hip-hop chicks, girls that rely on looks only, close minded people, girls that like Britany Spears, males, can't take a joke, has a problem dating a musician.
-I hope that you die, and your death to come soon. I'll follow your casket, on a pale afternoon. I'll watch while your lowered into your death bed. And I'll stand over your grave til I'm sure that your dead.- |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:29:31
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Hehehe. Funny thread.
Jim - the sock thing is just weird. I physically cant have sex if some one has nothing but their socks on. Its just...weird..-..Stockings however....
Turn ons :
Cock thats *at least* 5 inches +;
Strength (body & mind);
want to pin me down and fuck my brains out - really hard;
be dominating;
doesnt mind my nails being dragged down his back;
big arms (not huge arnie style, just a nice size);
Likes to ..erm...try things slightly out of the ordinary..;
Can cum multiple times in one day;
guys who love to please, and be pleased;
eye contact;
likes 'dressing up' (not them - me);
Accents ( anything except like - birmingham accents);
MUST be taller than me;
Musician;
Turn offs:
cock under 5 inches;
want me to dominate them (dont mind occasionaly, they have to be flexible - you know, like take it in turns to play different roles);
skinny - its kind of hot untill you actually fuck them - mostly the pain of their bony hips slamming against me - waking up with VERY bruised thighs is not the best thing in the morning..; too serious during sex;
cant last for more than 20 minutes;
wont try new things ;
bad smell;
bad breath...
erm, sure ill think of more later...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 07:31:20
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oh, and you know when you are with someone who you just want to pounce on every where - no matter how long your with them, you never get bored, and just want to be fucking all the time - that hot. thats so cool.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:16:33
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YEAH!!! I know what you mean. I'm just so glad that my left hand is attached to me all the time!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:17:57
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I too love accents, all different kinds. Just not brummy or Welsh.
Cheesegrater is right though. Irish is the best!!!
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:54:27
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Yeah, Irish is hot...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 12:02:21
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Irish are good looking and they have a wicked way of pronouncing the word arse.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 12:04:59
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Hahahahaha! yeah!I loveit when irish say arse. one of my favs is 'do you have the time?' - dont ask why...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 12:47:59
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Turns me on :
- When you start kissing a girl down her neck and then, suddenly, she starts breathing faster and louder.
- When the girl becomes a little red on her chest (usually after the foreplay)
- When her knees start moving in a spasm (usually after, well, you know...)
- Enigmatic smiles
- Compliments in an intimate situation
- Nice legs : from ankles to hips.
Turns me off :
- Chewing gum
- Arrogance (it's really something, here in Paris)
- Sportswear
- Dirty hair
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SEX!!! (Rated 18A)
