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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 03/28/2004 : 11:13:39
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Your turn ons, your turn offs???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
Edited by - Cult_Of_Frank on 03/29/2004 12:54:35 |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 11:21:10
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Girls with good teeth turn me on. I had a dream in which a girl (that I know in my own personal life) had bad teeth. It was a nightmare.
Good doesn't just mean white, either. The requisites for teeth to be labeled 'good' also include that they are straight, hard, of good shape, and not of a size that would cause me to feel scared.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 11:58:23
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I like ankles.
Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 11:59:00
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I'm a poet.
Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 12:26:04
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Frankness. Okay, wrong site to mention this on. The quality of being frank rather than Frank.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 12:58:35
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I dunno,a bit of Frank-ness mite get my juices flowing.
All the way down my leg mmmmmmmm
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 13:34:47
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Leave it out Shakey!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 13:37:20
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Mwahahaha
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 14:02:34
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| Boys who smell like onions are gross. Boys who have nice arms (especially forearms and shoulders) are very lovely. I also like a bad boy streak and a dry sense of humor. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 14:15:07
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Boys who smell of onions??? Do you experience many boys that do?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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John Dark
- FB Fan -
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 14:31:36
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| Kinkiest thread ever. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 15:05:38
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I was just trying to think of a turn off and that is what I came up with.  I also do not like boys who know everything or who are pro-life, although that may be opening a whole new can of worms. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 15:06:15
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| Oh, and the Henhouse was the kinkiest thread ever. RIP, HH. |
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 22:15:51
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Turn Ons - female, curves, good vocabulary, bottom teeth, tight pants Turn Offs - plucked eyebrows, biting when it draws blood, inability to be goofy.
I woke up smelling like onions the other morning, but I had been drinkin all night. Usually I smell like fresh blankets and sunshine. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2004 : 23:21:05
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pro death?
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 07:14:32
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| You guys are so tame. Fraidy cats too. I'll let you in. Turn-ons: Women in panties, nothing lace or frilly, just nice tight panties. Also, big butts not huge, but big). And, last but not least, older women (mid to late thirties, early forties if they're still in good shape). Ultimate turn-on: a 37 year old woman with a big butt wearing nothing but panties. Any other brave souls out there? I know I'm not the only kinky one. |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 07:25:21
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quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
straight, hard, of good shape, and not of a size that would cause me to feel scared.
Am I the only one who wondered if this really was about teeth? 
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:11:25
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I have a thing about ears... I don't know why.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:15:59
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I was just trying to think of a turn off and that is what I came up with. I also do not like boys who know everything or who are pro-life, although that may be opening a whole new can of worms.
I also am confused by the pro-life part. Do you mean anti-abortion?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:19:09
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Originally posted by ramona
Oh, and the Henhouse was the kinkiest thread ever. RIP, HH.
We haven't even gotten started yet!!!
Bartholamew has tried his best to liven things up, but I am still dissapointed with the replies so far. I kind of meant turn ons and turn offs in bed. Come on people, we've started with a little light petting, now, as Saddam said to Satan, LET'S FUCK!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:23:45
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Whoa!
This thread makes me think of that Berlin song. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:29:21
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Why has your breath been taken away?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:39:13
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Originally posted by ramona
I also do not like boys who know everything .
I guess you don't like me. I know everything...well, at least I have a theory about everything.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 09:57:38
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Hmmmm...
Turn-Ons: Nudity
Turn-Offs: Clothes
Nah, seriously...here's an attempt...
Turn-Ons: No hang ups, a girl who knows what she wants (and who tells me), a girl who knows what she's doing, white socks, stockings, moaning, passion, lack of hair in places, high sex drive, loves sex as much as I do, British accents
Turn-Offs: Boredom, low sex drive, bad scent (duh), hair in places (I can deal with a little..), reading magazines while having sex, biting delicate places, teeth, screaming out and crying if i hit the cervex (descriptive enough?), saying stuff like "fuck me like you're my stepdad" (hasn't happened but it'd really freak me out), violence, stopping completely when I haven't finished, too embarassed to do things, a girl who isn't confident in herself
That's all I can think of really...
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Edited by - El Barto on 03/29/2004 09:59:03 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 10:27:16
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That's better, now we're getting somewhere.
I agree with most of your's too.
I also really like white cotton panties. Don't ask why, I just do. I guess it might be something virginal. Despite that I like it women talk dirty in bed, and plenty of moaning. I don't like it when they bite the pillow, or their fist or whatever. I like them to let go (of their emotions).
To be a little more discriptive, I don't like it when a girl (sorry about this), sucks my balls. They are very sensitive girls!!! I do like it, however, when a girl licks them. A girl did it the other week and it was fantastic. OK sorry, I've gotta go now!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/29/2004 13:05:20 |
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -
USA
460 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 12:20:06
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The single thing that most turned me on ever in my life....
I was performing oral sex on a certain female and when I came up for air she grabbed me by the ears, pulled me forward, and licked her juices off my face!
Needless to say, I was rock hard for hours! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/29/2004 : 12:57:52
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quote:
Originally posted by KingOfSiam
The single thing that most turned me on ever in my life....
I was performing oral sex on a certain female and when I came up for air she grabbed me by the ears, pulled me forward, and licked her juices off my face!
Needless to say, I was rock hard for hours!
i think you've just turned me off forever!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 12:59:07
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Have we gone too far???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 13:15:14
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I feel dirty and wrong
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 03/29/2004 : 13:52:13
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| i've been vomitting for the past 2 hours since i read KingofSiam's post |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 13:56:04
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Phew, at least I haven't offended anyone then.
Yeah Siam, you had to push it too far didn't ya? Yeah, go on, get lost!!!
Hehe, only kidding. I actually didn't see anything wrong in what you said. I love giving oral (to a woman, before the wiseguy remarks), it's my favourite part of sex.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/29/2004 13:57:23 |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 14:35:57
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Phew, at least I haven't offended anyone then.
Yeah Siam, you had to push it too far didn't ya? Yeah, go on, get lost!!!
Hehe, only kidding. I actually didn't see anything wrong in what you said. I love giving oral (to a woman, before the wiseguy remarks), it's my favourite part of sex.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
so you'd just do it for free? if someone wasn't keen and wanted someone to do it for them? not that i'm asking...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 15:02:44
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Originally posted by billgoodman
I feel dirty and wrong
Ha! That cracked me up. In other news, I have to go shower now. Ew. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 15:08:46
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haha, you're all pansies (ys?) Is any of that really very shocking to you?
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2004 : 16:36:50
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Not shocking, just gross. Hee.
No...it's really neither, it is just probably more than I need to know about any of you. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 03/29/2004 : 17:35:14
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haha.. Hey, congrats on the 2500 Em!
Turn-ons for me...these are fairly general.. Women who race bikes (mtn, road) get mega points, dresses(black), them two-color long-sleeve cotton shirts that are so popular, no design tho, and a little tight. Panties are nice. Lot's of eye-contact and smiles. Quirky sense of humor. Sparkles are fantastic.
And i can't stand long fingernails...heh.. Not too crazy about thongs either. "Teens". (I'm sure that'll change as i become a dirty old man.) Non-vegan. Perfume - UGH! Physically inactive. Unadventurous. Talks too much. (ie, about everything that pops into mind.) I like quiet. =)
Okay, i've prolly said too much. *grin*
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SEX!!! (Rated 18A)
