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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:43:25
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who's got the drinks covered? i'll need something strong before i perform my duties! 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:49:28
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You get water with dinner, Schloer on special occasions. Good enough?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:52:16
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You know a good indication of how great this forum is, is the fact that I constantly find myself refering to it to my friends (the ones I actually see  ). I'm like "Oh someone from the Frank Black site said this" Or "Yeah I heard about that on the Frank Black website" etc etc. My friends have started to notice it now. One of my friends in particular just rolls her eyes or laughs when I do it now.
Has anyone else found themselves doing this?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:55:00
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Who cares? Shut up, and get on with the dishes!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 15:18:53
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Woah! I'm not doing the dishes. I'm playing with my brand new vagina in the spare room. Being part of Benji's collective wife has it's perks alright.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/24/2004 : 16:51:55
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You know a good indication of how great this forum is, is the fact that I constantly find myself refering to it to my friends (the ones I actually see ). I'm like "Oh someone from the Frank Black site said this" Or "Yeah I heard about that on the Frank Black website" etc etc. My friends have started to notice it now. One of my friends in particular just rolls her eyes or laughs when I do it now.
Has anyone else found themselves doing this?
Not really, although I've occasionally used a discussion here as a jumping-off place for something to write about elsewhere.
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 02:54:01
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well i am very concerned at the goings on in this thread since i left work yesterday...
i come in on thrusday morning to find my wife has been sold to a filthy frenchman and her place has been taken by a bunch of notherners!
scandalous!
but i have to say i am a very demanding husband.
i expect sex atleast twice a day (anal included, but that will no longer be any problem), my meals have to be up to michelin star standard, and my wife(s) must wear suitable attire at all times..
something akin to this
you fellas have got a lot to live up to.
think you can handle it?
and also, you'd better start practising and doing your stretches bumble....i recommend a marrow...it's about right.
but speaking of fake vaginas....
a while ago, we were wandering round Soho looking for a vibrator to give to a single friend as a present, and we were in this 1 sex shop and it had a whole row of fake vaginas...and some of them had little 'try me' slots.
i was flabbergasted, but my wife was fascinated so stuck her finger in.
she said it was all rubbery and yucky feeling. i declined to comment.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:26:08
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Originally posted by benji
and also, you'd better start practising and doing your stretches bumble....i recommend a marrow...it's about right.
oh this wasn't such a good idea after all!
although i do look good in the old pvc!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:37:10
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Originally posted by benji
well i am very concerned at the goings on in this thread since i left work yesterday...
i come in on thrusday morning to find my wife has been sold to a filthy frenchman and her place has been taken by a bunch of notherners!
scandalous!
but i have to say i am a very demanding husband.
i expect sex atleast twice a day (anal included, but that will no longer be any problem), my meals have to be up to michelin star standard, and my wife(s) must wear suitable attire at all times..
something akin to this
you fellas have got a lot to live up to.
think you can handle it?
and also, you'd better start practising and doing your stretches bumble....i recommend a marrow...it's about right.
but speaking of fake vaginas....
a while ago, we were wandering round Soho looking for a vibrator to give to a single friend as a present, and we were in this 1 sex shop and it had a whole row of fake vaginas...and some of them had little 'try me' slots.
i was flabbergasted, but my wife was fascinated so stuck her finger in.
she said it was all rubbery and yucky feeling. i declined to comment.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"
hahaha!!!
I have this horrid vision of bumble in that outfit *ahem* exercising with a marrow....
asides from that -
Hey benji, I think I could be you perfect wife!!
But i dont have internet connection either any more, so...you get the comp and ill be your wife and then I can use the comp and internet!!
Its perfect -
Obviously youll have to fight me to go on the forum - and you d have to excuse the fact ill spend most of my time talking to a hot yank who id like and give more attention to than I do you - and been thinking about him while were fucking.
But apart from that - we're made for eachother!
and, best of all, Im *not* northern! (those northerners are crap in bed as well, just ask bumble)
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:39:43
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
hahaha!!!
I have this horrid vision of bumble in that outfit *ahem* exercising with a marrow....
asides from that -
Hey benji, I think I could be you perfect wife!!
But i dont have internet connection either any more, so...you get the comp and ill be your wife and then I can use the comp and internet!!
Its perfect -
Obviously youll have to fight me to go on the forum - and you d have to excuse the fact ill spend most of my time talking to a hot yank who id like and give more attention to than I do you - and been thinking about him while were fucking.
But apart from that - we're made for eachother!
and, best of all, Im *not* northern! (those northerners are crap in bed as well, just ask bumble)
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
mel is diseased, becareful benji!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:41:17
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Diseased?!?!?!
How did you find out? *ahem* i mean, whta are you talking about? how dare you spread such rumours!!!
And im much better in bed than him. Northerners are so bad, its diabolical.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:43:55
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well gypsy, i'm not sure what my real wife would think....
but are you hot? big norks?
cause she loves hot girls.
she's more of a pervert than i am.
(i bet jim's gunna cum in his pants reading the insinuated comment by mel that she likes anal)
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:43:56
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Diseased?!?!?!
How did you find out? *ahem* i mean, whta are you talking about? how dare you spread such rumours!!!
And im much better in bed than him. Northerners are so bad, its diabolical.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
you've never had a northerner, only cheap penny rent-boys from birmingham...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:52:40
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I have some limits!!!
Birmingham being one of them. Im sure I have had a northerner, i think i've been trying to blank it out of my mind...
Benji -
The question is, is your wife hot? And i doubt she could be a bigger perv than me!! heh.
And i didnt mean to insinuate i like anal - I forgot about that bit - errr...
Im not that sorta girl!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:54:36
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no point lying now... most of us know exactly what kind of girl you are already... 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:55:46
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Benji -
The question is, is your wife hot? And i doubt she could be a bigger perv than me!! heh.
my wife is incredibly hot.
and i actually think that she would be more of a perv.
i have never met a bigger perv - boy or girl....
i'm so proud of her.
and hey, you never answered my question!
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And i didnt mean to insinuate i like anal - I forgot about that bit - errr...
Im not that sorta girl!
no one's going to believe your denials now....especially jim.
the truth is out....
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:56:54
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Oh god, Youre just trying to make jim totally paranoid that im fucking everyone on the forum arent you!!Give the guy a break! hahaha
And im not that kind of girl! Im all innocent and stuff, and you evil people trying to make me out as some sort of easy whore. LOL!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:00:37
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you can't deny your destiny gypsy.
i think you're old enough to have accepted your place in our society.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:04:11
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I cant really judge myself as hot or not. Im just normal, i guess...er, yeah breast size is a bit over average i guess - why the fuck am i telling you people this?!?!
And I can, and will deny it!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:05:50
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ah, that was so incredibly easy.
so much fun that i wish it could continues, but alas i'm off home and then off to ATP.
see you all on tuesday.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:10:09
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I cant really judge myself as hot or not. Im just normal, i guess...er, yeah breast size is a bit over average i guess - why the fuck am i telling you people this?!?!
And I can, and will deny it!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
from the photo she sent me she's not too bad, for a southerner... she has all the right parts, seems to be functional... just becareful benji...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:11:58
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not to bad! lol, thanks bumble.
Have fun Benji, im going to ATP next weekend!!! so excited!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:15:36
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
not to bad! lol, thanks bumble.
no probs, i didn't want to put benji off now did i!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:28:18
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haha, quite literally saving your own arse!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:34:23
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha, quite literally saving your own arse!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
erm, yeah! i guess so! 
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:42:01
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You guess so? had you already started preperation with the marrow? Was you quite looking forward to being Benjis wife?
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha, quite literally saving your own arse!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
erm, yeah! i guess so!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:45:21
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
You guess so? had you already started preperation with the marrow? Was you quite looking forward to being Benjis wife?
erm, no...
stop top-posting!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:56:08
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
You guess so? had you already started preperation with the marrow? Was you quite looking forward to being Benjis wife?
erm, no...
stop top-posting!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Yeah, sorry about that, tired...
I think you do want to be benjis wife, dont you?
Its just cos you know us southerners are better in the sack...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:22:35
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I cant really judge myself as hot or not. Im just normal, i guess...er, yeah breast size is a bit over average i guess - why the fuck am i telling you people this?!?!
And I can, and will deny it!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
from the photo she sent me she's not too bad, for a southerner... she has all the right parts, seems to be functional... just becareful benji...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
This photo... did it say 'genuine photo, call this number' on it? Cos I've heard rumours about Brighton.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:26:05
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
This photo... did it say 'genuine photo, call this number' on it? Cos I've heard rumours about Brighton.
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oh i can say no more! there may have been a number, but unfortunately i couldn't call it as i don't have letters on my phone and it would have taken a simple lad like me too long to work out what numbers they represented...
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:34:17
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Right, cos you're a northerner...
Southern hookers assume a higher level of intellect in the average kerb-crawler.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:39:45
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You promised bambi - youre not allowed to show anyone that photo - I did wonder why you hadnt called though...thought maybe you were too shy?
And cheeseman - what rumours would these be then ?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 11:02:35
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I couldn't possibly comment. Something about a quickie in the back alley, or was that Quadrophenia?
Brighton has a bit of a reputation though... I'm quite tempted to visit! Maybe I'll do the London-Brighton weekend beach thing this year...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 13:08:53
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You're right, us northerners are terrible lovers. Now if you'll excuse me I have to tie my penis back to my leg, it's come loose.
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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 03/25/2004 : 13:16:43
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I recommend a cinder block and open manhole.
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