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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 04/25/2004 :  12:53:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, it is a serious problem for a lot of people. I think one of the main problems is that no one talks about it and many people don't realize it's happening to them or else they won't admit to the possibility. There are books written about it and support groups have been established for people with the mental addiction. This website tries to help people who are addicted:

http://www.no-porn.com/

and check out these message boards to see how porn has ruined people's lives or is threatening to:

http://lightwave.proboards15.com/


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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1058 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  12:53:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey


I must admit that I have to have really passionate sex nowadays. It has to be very full on or I lose interest

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Is interest the only thing you lose eh? eh?


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  12:53:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sex full stop is pretty predictable!!!

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:04:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well if you lose interest whilst having sex with someone, then yes EVENTUALLY you are gonna lose your stimulation too. That goes without saying. I am not so sad that all I need is a hole and I'm happy. A woman needs to do a little more than that nowadays. As I have become a sexual god, I expect a sex goddess!!!

How are you Alicia!?!?!?

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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:06:02  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
you only expect so much because you watch too much porn... it's all about the porn mike.



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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:10:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe........maybe


I am beginning to fear that now.


Good job I can pull stunners then isn't it???

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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:12:03  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
in real life mike? or are you confusing porn with real-life again? that's not you in the video...



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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:16:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2

as predictable as your porn...



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Anyway, what's all this YOUR porn!?!?!?

Don't you want it back!?!?!

Cool!!!

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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:16:56  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2

in real life mike? or are you confusing porn with real-life again? that's not you in the video...



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My, you are being very funny today - must be your gf southerness rubbing off on you.

ha! gf-rubbing-you. haha. man, im so lame.




I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.


You will get used to me.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:18:24  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Anyway, what's all this YOUR porn!?!?!?

Don't you want it back!?!?!

Cool!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!



lol! no, i don't want it back now you sick puppy!



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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  13:25:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2

in real life mike? or are you confusing porn with real-life again? that's not you in the video...



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My, you are being very funny today - must be your gf southerness rubbing off on you.

ha! gf-rubbing-you. haha. man, im so lame.




I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.


You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy.




My, you are being very wrong today - must be confusing Simon with someone else.

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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  16:49:00  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Friend of mine got married two weeks ago and I quote from one of his mails: 'Finding the love of your life is wonderful but it ruins your perceptions of porn altogether'.

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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  19:48:23  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."

By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?

I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  19:58:17  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
It might be easier to ask if there's someone who hasn't tried it.

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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  20:21:41  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So did you do it? When I was 14 I tried and could only just touch. I remember the I was really excited and the next day at school I wanted to be like, "Hey, guess what...", but there really wasn't anyone that I thought I could tell. I kept trying but couldn't get any closer- I decided to stop before I got stuck.

I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 04/25/2004 :  21:55:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy

I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."

By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?

I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine



The Crouton's a good guy and better than most I know. If he seems sensitive it's because he does have a good set of morals and people constantly shit on him for it. Peer pressure like that is bs and it makes a person defensive. You might not agree with him on a few things but he has a strong will and he's to be commended for it. If you don't like it just keep it to yourself; no sense in tearing someone down for being a good person and he doesn't preach either so you really have no argument.

As for sucking your own dick, do you really want to be able to do that? Christ, maybe you ought to be a little less judgmental of good kids and try a little harder to recover from your obvious sickness.



Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 04/25/2004 21:56:59
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =

USA
925 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:01:27  Show Profile  Visit Atheist4Catholics's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I used to be able to suck my own dick when I was 15 or so. It's not that great because you're coming at it at the wrong angle. My back isn't that flexible anymore.


"Join the Cult of Frank / or The Clops gets it!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:08:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
[stunned silence]

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:10:19  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor

quote:
Originally posted by jimmy

I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."

By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?

I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine



The Crouton's a good guy and better than most I know. If he seems sensitive it's because he does have a good set of morals and people constantly shit on him for it. Peer pressure like that is bs and it makes a person defensive. You might not agree with him on a few things but he has a strong will and he's to be commended for it. If you don't like it just keep it to yourself; no sense in tearing someone down for being a good person and he doesn't preach either so you really have no argument.

As for sucking your own dick, do you really want to be able to do that? Christ, maybe you ought to be a little less judgmental of good kids and try a little harder to recover from your obvious sickness.






Amen on all counts. Plus there really was no reason to insult Crouton here in a thread he's hardly participating in. And I can't imagine ever wanting to anyone's dick much less my own. I know where it's been! :)


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:13:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah and you wouldn't want to taste your dog now would you?

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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:15:00  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Zing!


Boycott cults
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:33:20  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Bickity Bam.

That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:39:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
For as long as this thread has been going, has any one man actually stated the length and girth of his penis? I could start, but I feel like I'd be off topic. :)

"(insert clever quote here)"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  14:41:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes they have, way back near the start. Not sure about girth, but definitely length.

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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  16:25:07  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor

quote:
Originally posted by jimmy

I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."

By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?

I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine



The Crouton's a good guy and better than most I know. If he seems sensitive it's because he does have a good set of morals and people constantly shit on him for it. Peer pressure like that is bs and it makes a person defensive. You might not agree with him on a few things but he has a strong will and he's to be commended for it. If you don't like it just keep it to yourself; no sense in tearing someone down for being a good person and he doesn't preach either so you really have no argument.

As for sucking your own dick, do you really want to be able to do that? Christ, maybe you ought to be a little less judgmental of good kids and try a little harder to recover from your obvious sickness.







i'll second that. Crouton has rigid morals (maybe too rigid for his age)but he's a good guy.


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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2004 :  22:45:36  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The Cult of Frank is kind of right- I wish I could of jumped into this thread around page 4 or 5 but I didn't read it till later.

Anyway, realmeanmotorscutor, so far I haven't seen any sign that the Crouton is "a good guy". What I have seen is that the Crouton is saving his virginity for marriage and is dating a girl who cheated on him for "the first 4-5 months of this relationship". It is a mockery of love to stay with someone who would be so dishonest.

You say he should be "commended" for his "strong will". He admitted that the cocktail of anti-depressants he takes leaves him with almost no sex drive. It doesn't sound like it's his willpower that's keeping him celibate.

If he isn't having sex, all he has to tell people who ask is that it's a private subject that he doesn't want to talk about. But the Crouton goes into a forum thread called "Largest Penis on the Forum" and talks about his virginity and says things like:
"...at least I was raised to have morals."
"Let me explain this to you all: ...I have such high morals."

and then when people disagree with him he says:
"...you have no right to say that."
"Don't you dare say..."
&
"Don't assume, bitch."


I stand by everything I said.


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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  04:54:34  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I stand by jimmy. Great points.


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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  06:57:20  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm moving, so I'll be without the internet for about a month. I'm going to miss the forum. Hope you all have a good month of May.

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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6212 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  08:17:05  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I think we were a bit too harsh on the crouton
just the way I see it
Like people were harsh on Dave
people with morals and stuff are always being shit on
by people who don't have them
vice versa too
I can see that
but moreover the other way around

What I really hated was comments like
you are just 15 you are going to change
yada yada bla bla
you are naive
just a kid

maybe it's true
but in 5 years if this boards will be still around
and crouton is saying, I'm gonna get maried
people will still be saying things like:
Yeah, I thought about getting maried too, when I was 20,
believe me when you pass 25 you see things different...

Crouton is always gonna be younger than you guys
so maybe he should shut the fuck up and don't talk about
the way he sees certain things, because in the older eyes
he's always just a kid with a naive oppinion

In the past we could debate and talk about sensitive objects
these days everything ends in a mess
T-shirts and Penisses
doesn't matter
it all ends in shit

Just remember Jim, when you had lots of problems with yourself and asked for help
months ago, people treated you with some kind of respect and really tried to help you. The older didn't shit on you, because you had little experience and different oppions.

Why can't this forum be like that anymore?


greetings,

Jop

Flame me, people, Flame me




"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf"
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6212 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  08:17:55  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
and ohh yeah
more on topic

my penis is so tiny
I would rather call it a big clitoris



"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf"
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  08:25:56  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I agree that ragging on Crouton is poor form, but I donīt see whatīs so sick about a man trying to reach his penis with his own mouth.

-Owen
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  09:38:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't think I can say it any better than billgoodman. Jimmy, none of your arguments are arguments at all. You're just a mean bitch. And it's "could HAVE" not "could OF." Dunce.



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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  09:41:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ok, that was petty and I stooped too low. What does grammar have to do with any of this? Still, you're an idiot.


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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  12:50:39  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Just remember Jim, when you had lots of problems with yourself and asked for help
months ago, people treated you with some kind of respect and really tried to help you. The older didn't shit on you, because you had little experience and different oppions.


It all depends on how you present yourself, the way you're treated. Human psychology and patterns are very easy to follow. If you carry yourself on a high horse, people are going to shit on you, that's the natural reaction. Jimmy's right...when you're like "...at least I was raised to have morals." and "Let me explain this to you all: ...I have such high morals." you're just asking for it. You can be humble about it. You put on the holier than thou act, you make yourself a target. Perhaps you don't see it that way, but that's the way others see it.

And as far as the age thing goes, the only reason why I use it is because I heard the same shit when I was that age and you know what? They were right. We all look different, live in different environments, believe in different gods, speak different languages, but you know what? We're all human.



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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2004 :  15:48:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Barto, I see what you're saying but about the age thing: I bet it pissed you off when people said it to you, no? Pissed me off too and you know what? It still pisses me off because I have not changed all that much. Sure, I've matured but my principles and morals have remained. I took that abuse for nothing and TCF might be too. What's more, people act as if he ought to change the way he feels. He shouldn't. What happened to the days when people would support such a good person? This is what's wrong with the world. Hell, my own mother fought me on being a good person . . . what the hell is that all about??


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