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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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 Posted - 02/20/2004 : 17:37:58
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ShakeyShake....excuse me, but you have no right to say that. I've pretty much had it with this. I get into too much trouble for having such "prudish" morals. If you haven't noticed...I obviously don't have too many "hormones and shit floating about". I'd watch what I say. Everyone can fuck off. I've seriously had it with this. I'll just shut the fuck up and accept that the world is corrup and that it blows ass. Sorry for atleast trying to do what I thought would help a tiny bit.
(Let me explain this to you all: The only thing I respect about myself is the fact that I have such high morals. I hate everything about myself. So basically I'm like "Damn you. Don't you dare tell me that the only thing that is atleast decent about me is wrong." I'd hope people of your intelligence would understand that much. Again. Fuck off. Goodbye. I'll drop it.)
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 17:43:55
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I saw a program today, it said that the love you feel (caused by chemicals) when you fall in love with a girl lasts up to 7 seven years. scientists believe this is because in many years ago this would enable men to stick around long enough, giving their offspring a good start in life, before going off to spread their genes and have sex with other women. (the reason many people have relations for more than 7 years now is because endorphins, i think?, can kick in and replicate the feeling of love)
they also said the reason love feels so good is because it has to that good, to make having children more appealing to men. Love is all about sex basically. Our bodies are geared up to reproduce, that's what it's all about. Love is a mixture of hormones, etc. It's biological. As is sex. It's nothing godly or anything. You are not a better person for not having fantasises, society is not at fault for having fantasies, it is the way we have operated since forever and howwe will always operate. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 17:48:58
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
ShakeyShake....excuse me, but you have no right to say that.
I believe i have every right to say what the hell i want about who the hell i want.thats the way the world works.
Lots of people on this forum will have been 15 once,and im sure a lot of people would agree
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 17:49:52
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I think steve just hit the nail on the head.
And no matter how depressed or whatever you are, it is not something you drop in to every conversation to try and get attention/pity or whatever.
Im sorry if that sounded harsh..but..well, yeah.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 17:57:05
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Wow, this thread has changed, since I left. But it's OK, I'm here now. Tell me all your problems, about your sexuality or your love life. I'm just a real love diplomat, won't give you no flim-flams.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 17:58:35
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I am mistaken, there is an authority on love - the crazy french man Adnan!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 18:01:35
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Adnan,i'm afraid my girlfriend will leave me,i got into a little fight with a homeless man and he bit my penis off.please help?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 18:13:31
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Don't worry Shakey, I have the solution. Try to bring your penis to the hospital, perhaps they will be able to re-attach it and you will become a porn star, like John Bobitt (remember Bobitt uncut - in French it's funny because "bite" means "dick" and beau is "beatiful"...)
If however you lose your penis here is something you can do. Buy a sausage the size of which should be enough to satisfy your girlfriend. Put it in hot water (the temperature is important). Then tell your girlfriend you find it way more romantic to have sex in the dark. Kiss her tenderly while gently rubbing her clitoris with the sausage. Then start your in and out, until she screams "'Oh Shakey you are the best".
The advantage of this solution is that if you marry her someday and you want to have kids, you can always blame her fort being sterile and then say "nevermind baby, we can always adopt a kid from Nicaragua". She will think you are the best man in the world.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 18:17:51
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Thank you Adnan!You may have just saved my relationship!
But do I have to use the same sausage for the rest of my life?
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 18:19:05
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 18:22:22
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Dear Agony Adnan,
I just found out I AM a man...
How do I tell Jim?
what do I do with a penis?
Do you think he will like it?
P. Enis
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 19:14:54
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Dear Gipsy, you should contact Shakey, he knows a homeless man who will take care of your penis. Don't say anything to Jim.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 19:16:56
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Steve, next time you have sex with your (girl)friend, tape it. Then send me the video. I collect this stuff.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 19:18:05
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I'll buy that penis off you,my girlfriends nether regions already smell enough without adding a half cooked sausage to it
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12" |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 08:49:34
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I am starting to think that Melanie being a man is a whole joke thing. I could be wrong, and that's most certainly understood. However, it seems likely that if Melanie WERE a man, it would have been figured out already.
Anyway, one last question: I read on the forum that Cruton's really sick and has to take anti-depressant pills and stuff like that. Would severe depression and sickness prohibit one from lusting? Just a thought.
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 08:51:36
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I am starting to think that Melanie being a man is a whole joke thing. I could be wrong, and that's most certainly understood. However, it seems likely that if Melanie WERE a man, it would have been figured out already.
Anyway, one last question: I read on the forum that Cruton's really sick and has to take anti-depressant pills and stuff like that. Would severe depression and sickness prohibit one from lusting? Just a thought.
Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 09:55:17
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
No..but I would have gotten my penguin mob to snuggle it to death. Penguins rocks.
I just got that poster in the mail last week! SO CUTE! SO SO SO SO SO CUTE! *hugs poster on wall*
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Everyone please stop reading, typing, getting angry etc and look at the penguin. Just look at the penguin.................keep looking......................keep looking..............now don't you feel a whole lot better? Come one, you know the corners of your mouth have turned up.
Aint he/she just the cutest thing in the world!?!?!?!
I love them, I love them with all my heart and all my soul!!! If I can find a woman who loves them as much as I, then she is the woman for me!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 13:32:55
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Originally posted by IceCream
I am starting to think that Melanie being a man is a whole joke thing. I could be wrong, and that's most certainly understood. However, it seems likely that if Melanie WERE a man, it would have been figured out already.
Anyway, one last question: I read on the forum that Cruton's really sick and has to take anti-depressant pills and stuff like that. Would severe depression and sickness prohibit one from lusting? Just a thought.
Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097....
Yes. Anti depressants almost always kill your sex drive. That's one of the major side effects of nearly all of them. Some are more severe than others.
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 13:42:06
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That is one of the many reasons I wont go on them! haha
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 15:09:55
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Hey Jim, Mel!!!! You shouldn't be posting, you should be looking at the penguin!!!
Now LOOK, gaze in wonder at it's majesty!!!
Aint it cute? 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 16:23:14
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I LOOOOOOVE penguins!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 16:27:10
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Gaze at my purple headed meat penguin. (getting back on topic! score one for me!)
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 16:35:40
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Do you mean you keep your dick in the fridge? How cute!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 16:42:24
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Yes, would you like a cocksicle?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 16:43:36
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LOL!
Im sorry, im not a fan of the fluffy penguins,. I dont really find it that cute, those sort of posters make me feel ill. they are so ...cliche, and cheesy.
I dunno.
Im not a fan of that sorta cute poster thing.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 18:23:04
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Yes. Anti depressants almost always kill your sex drive. That's one of the major side effects of nearly all of them. Some are more severe than others.
Can't Prozac increase your sex drive, though? Maybe it's not Prozac, but I'm pretty sure there's some antidepressant with that effect.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 19:30:57
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Prozac is a huge cause of the dead sex drive. My ex was on a number of different ones and it was fucking bullshit. The one she settled on was Wellbutrin which I guess didn't kill it as much.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 19:38:11
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By October 1987, two months before Prozac was allowed on the market, there had already been 15 suicides linked to it - six by overdose, four by gunshot, three by hanging and two by drowning, and as of September 1993, 28,623 reports of adverse reactions to Prozac had been received by the FDA including effects such as delirium, hallucinations, convulsions, violent hostility, aggression, psychosis, 1,885 suicide attempts and 1,734 deaths - 1,089 by suicide. Maybe those who just don't feel all that amorous can count themselves lucky.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 21:16:30
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The anti-depressants I'm on are Wellbutrin, Effexor, and Provigil. While Wellbutrin and Provigil hardly effect the sex drive I'm reading that Effexor is pretty nortorious for it.
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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 22:51:38
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Yeah, the ex was on Effexor for a while and that really fucked things up.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 04:22:50
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
LOL!
Im sorry, im not a fan of the fluffy penguins,. I dont really find it that cute, those sort of posters make me feel ill. they are so ...cliche, and cheesy.
I dunno.
Im not a fan of that sorta cute poster thing.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
FREAK!!! 
Seriously though, I know what you mean about the cheesyness of those posters, but I can't believe you wouldn't find it cute if you saw it face to face. You should be able to see past the cheese. Have you no heart??? 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 04:25:02
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
FREAK!!!
Seriously though, I know what you mean about the cheesyness of those posters, but I can't believe you wouldn't find it cute if you saw it face to face. You should be able to see past the cheese. Have you no heart???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
it looks like it could peck your eyes out!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 06:23:55
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And it will if you slag it off pal!!!
Watch it!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 06:32:33
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haha, yeah, the penguin is evil. Dont let appearences fool you. Itll have ya. Itb a trap, and youve all fallen in to it ! mwahahaha
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 07:00:30
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They are not evil, they are just hard as nails!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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