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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:31:53
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quote: Originally posted by GypsyDeath
well aren't you a big boy! haha
man, i gotta go find me a black lover!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
OR you can paint barto in black with some shoe polish.(don't know if it will help with dimensions though.)
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:33:07
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Stop this racist thread.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:35:34
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it's not racist.it's coloured
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:39:14
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I dont really think it would help at all...plus it would get messy..and hed look abit silly...and shoe polish doesnt smell good.
Weird, i was watching (yet another) program about how interracial relationships, and how white people (women) still have some sort of sick snobbery about black men, now its like, theyd fuck them because of themyths, and thats all they are good for. which is just sick that we still have this warped mentality, whether it be in our subconsious or not. Obviously, as most comments, this is a generalisation of people in littlehampton, england. lol.
there was this black porn star on the show, and he said how husbands write to him asking him to cme round and fuck their wife...somethig to do with the idea black men would be more rough or somethng ilike that 'give her a good seeing to' as he put it.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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lindsayno
- FB Fan -
Canada
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:40:27
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i don't give a damn how big a man's penis is, it's what he does with it that matters. if you have good rhythm and movement, go you. i don't need a 9 inch penis bruising my cervix, thank you.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:42:19
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Yeeeeaaah you do
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
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1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:43:12
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I find it very sad and sick that many women have rape fantasies. I don't know if they can help it or not...but I mean...I'm sure that subconciously it helps them get into situations where they are more likely to get raped. I don't know...it's just horrible. My opinion, though, heh. Again..sorry about before GypsyDeath. I don't like hard feelings. Stop snickering you pervs. Yes, that's right, I hear you.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:44:51
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everyone keeps saying that...but i dont believe it for one minute. I mean, too big isnt good...but a nice sorta...nice medium, thick cock. yeah.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:48:10
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that's what i call class.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:53:26
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along with the average penis length for different races, there's an average depth of the vagina for different races, which nicely corresponds to the penis length.
that's why it might not be a good idea for a black guy to shag an oriental girl. |
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:55:35
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
along with the average penis length for different races, there's an average depth of the vagina for different races, which nicely corresponds to the penis length.
that's why it might not be a good idea for a black guy to shag an oriental girl.
true.
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PixieSteve
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Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:59:55
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quote: Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
true.
thanks for the approval. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:00:56
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meh, no harm done, aye, crouton.
thank mun chien, i always thought i was quite classy.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:04:40
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
quote: Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
true.
thanks for the approval.
i was about to type the whole theory about the natural selection of men with long penis' in the black race due to the dimensions of black womens' vaginas but i'm tired.anyway that's scientifically proven or at least it's the current belief.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:14:26
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Yes, while the vaginal cavity might be less accomidating, at least there's that one size fits all universal socket: the ass. Oh yeah.
This thread is going nowhere but downhill....
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MangyKid
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:15:19
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like I've said before, hung like a paint can. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:17:22
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a paint can? ow, wouldnt like to accomodate that shape!
Jim - you cant resist a post to mention something about fucking an arse, can you?
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:18:21
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i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:18:44
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You're pretty anal about that, aren't you?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:23:17
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steve - one word - condom.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:25:51
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good one |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:30:56
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anal? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 09:12:03
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quote: Originally posted by GypsyDeath
steve - one word - condom.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
no joke gypsy. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 09:15:54
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why has gyspy deleted all her posts :'( |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 09:28:55
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
why has gyspy deleted all her posts :'(
must be some kind of devious plot to increase her post count without actually keeping the posts on the board! sheesh! i demand her to be disqualified from the race to 600!
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:01:02
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quote: Originally posted by El Barto
This thread is going nowhere but downhill....
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
This thread was up a hill?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:10:23
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quote: Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
I find it very sad and sick that many women have rape fantasies. I don't know if they can help it or not...but I mean...I'm sure that subconciously it helps them get into situations where they are more likely to get raped. I don't know...it's just horrible. My opinion, though, heh. Again..sorry about before GypsyDeath. I don't like hard feelings. Stop snickering you pervs. Yes, that's right, I hear you.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
I think men having rape fantasies is a whole lot worse!!!
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:12:25
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.
It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:15:26
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.
It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!!
i've cut that a few times, if it's what i think you're referring to, it bled a bit. not loads though.
rough sex... love it!
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:16:43
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.
It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!!
i've cut that a few times, if it's what i think you're referring to, it bled a bit. not loads though.
rough sex... love it!
"Join the Cult of Orange Cat / the more the better!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:21:16
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quote: Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Nah, it's my penguin buddies. www.thepenguinconspiracy.com explains it all. Beware of cute cuddly creatures!
www.angelfire.com/mo/frankblacktabs/images/rockandrollpower2.gif" border="0">"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
OH MY GOD!!! YES YES YES!!! I am gonna cut a deal with my little artic friends. They will spare me as long as I tickle their tummies on demand. Oh the pleasure we will both get from that will be endless!!!
You have NO idea how much I love penguins, so this site has made me even happier than I was already. Thankyou Croutonfuton, thankyou with all my heart!!!
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:23:20
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quote: Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.
It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!!
i've cut that a few times, if it's what i think you're referring to, it bled a bit. not loads though.
rough sex... love it!
"Join the Cult of Orange Cat / the more the better!"
No no no!!! You can actually snap it, I have heard of a few people who have done this and they all said it bled like a bastard (that bleeds a lot!!!).
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:27:52
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No no no!!! You can actually snap it, I have heard of a few people who have done this and they all said it bled like a bastard (that bleeds a lot!!!).
Lo! I have become death! Stealer of pie!!!
christ! that wouldn't be nice!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 13:08:07
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Im sorry, but It doesnt bleed a lot.
My ex snapped his...at some point. *ahem* and it didnt bleed, it hurt when it was snapping, i guess, but after it was fine. just healed right up.
Didnt bleed one bit though.
Steve - barto kindly deleted my posts as they were a little...erm, compromising I guess...my intention of them sort of didnt come across as it should of. haha. luckily i think only you saw them.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider, Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 14:01:00
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Maybe your ex cannot bleed!!!
He was an alien!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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