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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:31:53  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

well aren't you a big boy! haha

man, i gotta go find me a black lover!



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OR you can paint barto in black with some shoe polish.(don't know if it will help with dimensions though.)


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Adnan_le_Terrible
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France
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:33:07  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Stop this racist thread.



Have some wine, please, don't run away.
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:35:34  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
it's not racist.it's coloured


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:39:14  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I dont really think it would help at all...plus it would get messy..and hed look abit silly...and shoe polish doesnt smell good.

Weird, i was watching (yet another) program about how interracial relationships, and how white people (women) still have some sort of sick snobbery about black men, now its like, theyd fuck them because of themyths, and thats all they are good for. which is just sick that we still have this warped mentality, whether it be in our subconsious or not.
Obviously, as most comments, this is a generalisation of people in littlehampton, england. lol.

there was this black porn star on the show, and he said how husbands write to him asking him to cme round and fuck their wife...somethig to do with the idea black men would be more rough or somethng ilike that 'give her a good seeing to' as he put it.





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lindsayno
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:40:27  Show Profile  Visit lindsayno's Homepage  Click to see lindsayno's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
i don't give a damn how big a man's penis is, it's what he does with it that matters. if you have good rhythm and movement, go you. i don't need a 9 inch penis bruising my cervix, thank you.

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Malax
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:42:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeeeeaaah you do



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TheCroutonFuton
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:43:12  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage  Reply with Quote


I find it very sad and sick that many women have rape fantasies. I don't know if they can help it or not...but I mean...I'm sure that subconciously it helps them get into situations where they are more likely to get raped. I don't know...it's just horrible. My opinion, though, heh. Again..sorry about before GypsyDeath. I don't like hard feelings. Stop snickering you pervs. Yes, that's right, I hear you.

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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:44:51  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
everyone keeps saying that...but i dont believe it for one minute. I mean, too big isnt good...but a nice sorta...nice medium, thick cock. yeah.



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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:48:10  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
that's what i call class.


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PixieSteve
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Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:53:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
along with the average penis length for different races, there's an average depth of the vagina for different races, which nicely corresponds to the penis length.

that's why it might not be a good idea for a black guy to shag an oriental girl.
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:55:35  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

along with the average penis length for different races, there's an average depth of the vagina for different races, which nicely corresponds to the penis length.

that's why it might not be a good idea for a black guy to shag an oriental girl.



true.


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PixieSteve
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  18:59:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

true.



thanks for the approval.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:00:56  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
meh, no harm done, aye, crouton.

thank mun chien, i always thought i was quite classy.



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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:04:40  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

true.



thanks for the approval.


i was about to type the whole theory about the natural selection of men with long penis' in the black race due to the dimensions of black womens' vaginas but i'm tired.anyway that's scientifically proven or at least it's the current belief.


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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:14:26  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yes, while the vaginal cavity might be less accomidating, at least there's that one size fits all universal socket: the ass. Oh yeah.

This thread is going nowhere but downhill....


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MangyKid
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:15:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
like I've said before, hung like a paint can.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:17:22  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
a paint can? ow, wouldnt like to accomodate that shape!

Jim - you cant resist a post to mention something about fucking an arse, can you?



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PixieSteve
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:18:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.
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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:18:44  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You're pretty anal about that, aren't you?


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:23:17  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
steve - one word - condom.



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PixieSteve
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Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:25:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
good one
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PixieSteve
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Poland
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  19:30:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
anal?
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Carolynanna
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Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  09:12:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

steve - one word - condom.



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no joke gypsy.
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PixieSteve
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Poland
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  09:15:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
why has gyspy deleted all her posts :'(
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bumblebeeboy2
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  09:28:55  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

why has gyspy deleted all her posts :'(



must be some kind of devious plot to increase her post count without actually keeping the posts on the board! sheesh! i demand her to be disqualified from the race to 600!




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ShakeyShake
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:01:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto



This thread is going nowhere but downhill....


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This thread was up a hill?


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:10:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton



I find it very sad and sick that many women have rape fantasies. I don't know if they can help it or not...but I mean...I'm sure that subconciously it helps them get into situations where they are more likely to get raped. I don't know...it's just horrible. My opinion, though, heh. Again..sorry about before GypsyDeath. I don't like hard feelings. Stop snickering you pervs. Yes, that's right, I hear you.

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I think men having rape fantasies is a whole lot worse!!!

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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:12:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.



It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!

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bumblebeeboy2
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:15:26  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.



It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!

Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!



i've cut that a few times, if it's what i think you're referring to, it bled a bit. not loads though.

rough sex... love it!




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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:16:43  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.



It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!

Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!



i've cut that a few times, if it's what i think you're referring to, it bled a bit. not loads though.

rough sex... love it!




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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:21:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton

Nah, it's my penguin buddies. www.thepenguinconspiracy.com explains it all. Beware of cute cuddly creatures!

www.angelfire.com/mo/frankblacktabs/images/rockandrollpower2.gif" border="0">"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"



OH MY GOD!!! YES YES YES!!! I am gonna cut a deal with my little artic friends. They will spare me as long as I tickle their tummies on demand. Oh the pleasure we will both get from that will be endless!!!

You have NO idea how much I love penguins, so this site has made me even happier than I was already. Thankyou Croutonfuton, thankyou with all my heart!!!

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:23:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

i heard if you have foreskin and you don't lube up, anal can rip ya foreskin off. hah.



It wouldn't rip your foreskin off but it would very possibly snap your banjo string, and that's supposed to bleed a hell of a lot!!!

Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!



i've cut that a few times, if it's what i think you're referring to, it bled a bit. not loads though.

rough sex... love it!




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No no no!!! You can actually snap it, I have heard of a few people who have done this and they all said it bled like a bastard (that bleeds a lot!!!).

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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  11:27:52  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey


No no no!!! You can actually snap it, I have heard of a few people who have done this and they all said it bled like a bastard (that bleeds a lot!!!).

Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!



christ! that wouldn't be nice!






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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  13:08:07  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Im sorry, but It doesnt bleed a lot.

My ex snapped his...at some point. *ahem*
and it didnt bleed, it hurt when it was snapping, i guess, but after it was fine. just healed right up.

Didnt bleed one bit though.


Steve - barto kindly deleted my posts as they were a little...erm, compromising I guess...my intention of them sort of didnt come across as it should of. haha. luckily i think only you saw them.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 02/20/2004 :  14:01:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe your ex cannot bleed!!!

He was an alien!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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