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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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 Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:52:40
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did you know that apparently, according to a program i watched the other night called a mans best mate (about penis') sys that th average british cock is just under 6 ", and an average US cock is just uinder 5 1/2 "...
so yanks, what you got to say for yourself?
Well, now you know why we wanted to break away from Britain back in the eighteenth century. We were all insecure about our endowments.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:56:44
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Sorry, (Well not really...)
But this isn't the first time you've bashed on my morals. Grow up, and while you're at it, grow some of your own, hmm?
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:22:39
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Ahhh some people can't have the piss taken out of them (I'm turning British, I really think so). That's fine though, whatever makes you happy. Don't let anyone or anything get in the way of your happiness.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:27:15
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I just don't tolerate "piss taking" when it comes to my morals. Seems that whenever someone has some decent ones they're the sick-fucks instead of the El_Barto's of the world.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:29:50
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hey I said stay gold,
sheesh does noone think Outsider references are funny but me?
Do it for Johnny |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:43:33
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hehe, not you Carolynanna. Just pissed at Jim. :)
And I love "We gotta do it for Johny, man! We gotta do it for Johnny!"
I'll break into that out of nowhere all of the time...so fun.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:48:53
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:52:21
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woooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh Crouton, what the fuck crawled up your ass and out your nose?
Can somebody not take a fucking joke?
You really are showing your age.
Why do people take message boards to heart? Its a bloody message board! are you so low on self esteem that you take this shit seriously?
That's sad. I pity you.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
Edited by - GypsyDeath on 02/19/2004 16:58:37 |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:09:00
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To tell you the truth - Yeah, my self-esteem really is that low. It happens over time. I am very sad but I try not to pity myself.
I would have expected someone as "mature" as yourself to understand my hitch. It's more of a personal thing.
I love your "You really are showing your age." comment. You really are that obtuse and puerile, aren't you?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:13:07
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I can not imagine any one to take something as silly as that too heart. Its ridiculous.
And just for the record, I dont go round saying 'oh look at me, I am soooo mature'. only when pissing about, as I was doing in that thread.
I used to think you were ok., but obviously not.
Whats with everyone these last few days? Theyve all gone mad.
My self included with my pointless threads earlier.
Crazy
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:14:56
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I think it's something in the water.
Only that would be assuming everyone on this forum has the same water supply, so maybe that doesn't make much sense.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:21:47
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Nah, it's my penguin buddies. www.thepenguinconspiracy.com explains it all. Beware of cute cuddly creatures!
GypsyDeath - Let's just drop it. You don't understand why I'm upset and I don't really expect you to. It wasn't against you, believe it or not. It wasn't even anything to do with the forum. It's all a personal situation I've chose to face for the last several years. I'm sorry I took it out on Jim and yourself. It's 100% my fault and you may feel free to continue despising me. I am no more than a simpleton prick.
 www.angelfire.com/mo/frankblacktabs/images/rockandrollpower2.gif" border="0">"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:22:29
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Hey GypsyDeath, what's so mature about jumping to the defense of your man and on a message board to boot? Seems you're allowing yourself to get worked up too.
Listen, I understand the Crouton's point. I mean, El Barto's comment was pretty condescending. I once had a guy ask me if I was a virgin and when I refused to answer he laughed and said, "haha, that's ok man; you're obviously a virgin." The truth is that I wasn't a virgin but I had the decency to keep that to myself even in the face of a bucnh of critical guys. It's pretty hard to be a decent person when people laugh at you and tell you that the only reason you're still a virgin is because you're a loser. How does that follow? hmm? What insecurities exist in people that they feel the need to laugh at another person's goodness?
In any event, I thought the remarks were somewhat humorous (on both sides) and able to be brushed off until GypsyDeath's remarks.
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:24:06
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Damn Crouty, way to undermine my post seconds before hand.
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lindsayno
- FB Fan -
Canada
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:33:27
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lindsayno
- FB Fan -
Canada
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:34:11
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lindsayno
- FB Fan -
Canada
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:35:12
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| also, the penis topic is now completely ruined and i was just getting started. have i mentioned my love and devotion to The Penis? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:36:19
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woah, did i miss something? I didnt say anything about him being a virgin or anything like thta! I totally respect that, I totally respect anyone that wants to do that, because with the ridiculous peer pressure put on kids these days, it takes a very strong person to go out and do some thing like that. total respect.
I never said i despised you at all..as ive said before, how can you despise someone when all you know about them is what theyve typed up on to a screen??? I am gonna take a guess youre having a bad day. we all have them. (admitedly, i have more than most..)
Taking someones side who you care about...and you think theyre right...immature? maybe. I cant see it. maybe im too immature to see it.
But I will have to state again, I NEVER said I was mature, and i dont pretend to be anything other than an 18 yr old.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:37:28
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Originally posted by VoVat
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did you know that apparently, according to a program i watched the other night called a mans best mate (about penis') sys that th average british cock is just under 6 ", and an average US cock is just uinder 5 1/2 "...
so yanks, what you got to say for yourself?
Well, now you know why we wanted to break away from Britain back in the eighteenth century. We were all insecure about our endowments.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/
I didnt express just how much this made me laugh! 
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:38:34
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I'm your Penis, I'm your fire, joy, desire!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:41:23
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:42:14
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*Tries to keep a straight face*
Oh, God! Bahahahahahahahaha! I can't take it!
*cracks up into gay face*
No offense but that was extremely frivolous! There are so many contradiction in that post all by it's lonesome! Oh my! *breathes* I'm sorry...woo...
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:46:10
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Adnan you are a forum whore! :)
I'm cheap and healthy.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:48:44
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Adnan you are a forum whore! :)
I'm cheap and healthy.
Have some wine, please, don't run away.
and french.what else do you need from a prostitute?buahahaha
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:50:15
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hahahahahaha mun chien
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:50:37
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LOL, i have this image of adnan in a nice sequin skirt and lovely leopard print blouse walking up and down a street trying to get customers.....Im scared! !!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:54:10
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hope that he doesn't go out with the orange coat he has on in his profile photo.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:57:14
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Oh my god! You just completed the image!
And hes have the sparkly silver shoes christina ricci wore in Buffalo 66. hahahahahahahahhahaha
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 17:59:26
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Oh my god! You just completed the image!
And hes have the sparkly silver shoes christina ricci wore in Buffalo 66. hahahahahahahahhahaha
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
i love that shoes.classy stuff.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:00:28
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Adnan you are a forum whore! :)
I'm cheap and healthy.
Have some wine, please, don't run away.
and french.what else do you need from a prostitute?buahahaha
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
You would be right, Munchien, were I a girl. But for the male prostitutes, everybody knows that Greece is where it's at. From Plato to George Michael, more than 4000 years of male whores tradition. France didn't even exist at that time.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:02:23
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
LOL, i have this image of adnan in a nice sequin skirt and lovely leopard print blouse walking up and down a street trying to get customers.....Im scared! !!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
You shouldn't be scared, the leopards won't bite you : )
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:04:45
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Adnan you are a forum whore! :)
I'm cheap and healthy.
Have some wine, please, don't run away.
and french.what else do you need from a prostitute?buahahaha
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
You would be right, Munchien, were I a girl. But for the male prostitutes, everybody knows that Greece is where it's at. From Plato to George Michael, more than 4000 years of male whores tradition. France didn't even exist at that time.
Have some wine, please, don't run away.
true but as everybody knows greeks have moustaches which is pretty antiaesthetic for modern cultures.and george michael is from cyprus(cheap excuse)
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:13:31
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
hope that he doesn't go out with the orange coat he has on in his profile photo.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
Hey, stop joking about my thermal suit. I went skiing by -45 degrees, and I had to put that orange suit. My mother told me I was sexy in orange. Now I don't know what to believe anymore.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:16:02
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To get this back on the right track (about penises)
Oriental avg. 5"
Whit avg. 6"
Black avg. 7"
Im quite significently bigger than the black average, which is nice.
Anyway, to the person who was being all insecure umm...the crouton if you are young and bothered about stuff like that, it means your normal. I was so pissed with everything thinking I'd save myself or id never meet anyone or I'd have to explain to people first that I had a small penis. By the time I was 18 i met my girlfriend found out im large and evrything is rosey. Growing up isn't easy. I am still only 20 so...I dunno Im not wise but I remember going through stuff at the time.
Obligatory silly comment:
YOUR MUM
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:28:16
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well aren't you a big boy! haha
man, i gotta go find me a black lover!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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